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Trailer of new Anna Nicole movie is out, and I have to rant.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Okay, this might take a while, so sit back and relax bitch nuggets, although, I will try and keep it short. Willa Ford is the “actress” who plays Anna Nicole Smith in the new movie, and some of you might be asking who da fuck is Willa Ford, and that is completely justified, because, literally all the bitch has done is sing one song that didn’t even do that well (I wanna be bad), then she hosted a show called “Pants off, Dance Off” where girls dance to bad music and strip down to their panties. She also did playboy, where she showed off a giant butterfly tattoo’d on her vagina. Lastly, she appeared on cribs, with her husband, Dallas Stars hockey player, Mike Modano in a house that was smaller than some of my friends homes. Which brings us to the real reason I am ranting. I HATE that toolbag Modano so much, he is the biggest bitch in the history of hockey, I honestly believe that. But people suck his nuts, and I just dont freaking get it. Whoopi freaking doo that he broke the *American record for points, but for crying out loud, the record was held by a DEFENSIVE player, who should technically have way, way less points than someone who plays as much as Modano, and is a forward. Its just fucking ridiculous if you ask me.

Anyways, enjoy the shit-tastic trailer and when you become bored and irate from watching that, enjoy the clip below of her husband, Mike Modano getting knocked the f out by a REAL hockey player, Mark Messier. Also, watch ALL of the Modano video for a really special treat at the end.

First pictures of Willa Ford as Anna Nicole Smith in biopic film!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Willa Ford as Anna Nicole 2

And if you ask me, they could have gotten someone WAY better to play Anna. I dont know why they would have got Willa Ford anyway…last time I saw that BITCH do anything was “Pants Off Dance off”.

Willa Ford as Anna Nicole 1

Willa Ford to play Anna Nicole?

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Willa Ford in Playboy

It appears that Willa is going to play Anna Nicole Smith in a biography movie based on the unbalanced starlet. This is so horrible, I do not want this BITCH to be any more famous than she already is. Not because she is a shitty singer, has bad tattoos or sucked on Dancing With The Stars. But because she is married to douche bag Mike Modano.

Mike Modano Looking Dumb

I cannot handle seeing that Butthead looking mofo on the red carpet.





 






 
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