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Will Smith gives the best gifts ever

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Will Smith is a crazy ass scientologist

After wrapping concluded on whats sure to be a future blockbuster, Will Smith gave presents to the people working on set.  Except that his presents totally sucked alien balls and instead of being awesome, they were cards for a free personality test at…you guessed it…the Scientology center!  Which pretty much confirms that Tom Cruise has hijacked Smiths’ brain and converted him to Scientology, you know, the religion that Smith says is 98% identical to the bible.  Which is funny, because, while I am not a christian theologist I can say with great confidence I do not recall anything in the bible about aliens and thetans.

Will Smith voted Most Powerful Actor

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Will Smith The Pursuit of Happiness

Even with shitty movies like Hitch, Will managed to be named the Most Powerful Actor. Based on newsweeks reviews of producers, Will was a hit because of the diversity of roles he can play and the crowds he reaches.

The rest of the top five was:
#2 Johnny Depp
#3 Ben Stiller
#4 Brad Pitt
#5 Tom Cruise

Honestly, this list is pretty lame. Ben Stiller??? Powerful? Did anyone even see that museum movie?





 






 
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