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Victoria Beckham is fashionable????

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Victoria Beckham looking lamer than usually 1

To be quite frank, I don’t know wtf is up with her clothes in these pictures, in the red outfit she looks like a midget flower fairy from Fantasia and in the other she just looks like a futuristic mean bitch. Thankfully, this is just for a photo shoot, albeit a crappy looking photo shoot.

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Paris gets dissed by Posh

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Paris Hilton versus Posh spice 1

I guess Paris is short on friends these days, and told the London Sun, in reference to Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh:

“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

But the wonderfully BITCHY Posh said:

“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

What I think she meant by that was that you want catch her acting like a drunken slut flashing her crotch to the papz. Paris has been out of jail for a month-ish time, and already we have new nip slips and panty flashes, so you stupid people who believe its an accident need to wake up and realize she does it on PURPOSE because she is an attention whore!

And Posh was definitely right on one aspect of them being more different, Hilton’s show the Simply Life actually has rating and more than one episode. Not that I am hating on Posh’s show, I actually thought it was pretty funny and I LOVED her sense of humor!!! And with ratings or not, at least it didn’t come with a script, multiple takes and a fake romance like the Simple Life. Plus, who really cares about rating when its made up of 12-14 year old girl sluts in training and old pervs????

See who Posh is going to have to deal with now for saying that about Paris, and the unedited picture above after the jump!!!!!

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All I am saying is that David Beckham has a tramp stamp

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

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And I don’t know about you, but that really freaks me out. I think its weird when a guy has a tattoo in a girlie place, even if he is David Beckham. Another thing to throw up over is the fact that he has a more shapely ass than Posh. Frankly, I am disgusted by these, but apparently everyone else in the world thinks these pics are hot. I mean, I guess I see the overall appeal of him, he is hot in the rich, more famous than Jesus in Europe, I got tattoos type of way, but seeing his manties does nothing for me!!!

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Victoria Beckham gets pulled over in LA

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Posh Spice gets a ticket

I dunno, but doesn’t this picture look super staged and phony?

By the way BITCH, fabulous shoes!

2008 Chanel Cruise Fashion Show

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan at 2008 Chanel Cruise Fashion Show

All the stars were out and about for the 2008 Chanel Cruise Fashion Show, held at an airport hanger in Santa Monica. People making appearances were Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore, Elisha Cuthbert, Emmy Rossum, Kristen Bell, Camilla Belle, Diane Kruger, Victoria Beckham, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jessica Alba, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Milla Jovovich, Emma Roberts, Dita Von Teese and Geena Davis, just to name a few.

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Jordan BITCH slaps Posh!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Jordan Price is celebrity mom of the year

In a recent interview Jordan takes shots at the Beckhams, and then talks about her giant boobs!

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday. At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”

“Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

This might be a little too much info, but I hope to God that we get to see some motorboating going on in their show!!!