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Attention Zac Efron: Stop acting like a P*ssy!

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

Everyones favorite naked Disney Bitch Vanessa Hudgens is apparently getting peeved at dating a pansy, via MSNBC:

She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.” The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him - and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well - for Zac. “Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend,” the source said. “It makes her feel weird.

If he didn’t look like such a wussy, I would say its okay to use some concealer to hide a zit, but dude can’t be crying like a little bitch about it. Thats pathetic and unattractive, and this is why Zac Efron is the BITCH of the day!

So yeah, Vanessa Hudgens is really naked.

Friday, September 7th, 2007

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Yesterday I came across some sexy pictures of 18 year old High School Musical star, and Zac Efron’s girlfriend, and I thought there was no freaking way at all that these were real, so I didn’t post them. I mean, they clearly looked photoshopped, this BITCH’s head even looked too big to be natural, and I really thought it was just bad photoshopping. But in a move that surprised everyone, this silly little BITCH went and confirmed to TMZ that these pictures are 100% REAL!!!! And I would be really excited if I actually cared who Vanessa Hudgens or Zac Efron are, but the only reason I even recognize them is that they whore’d out their faces to more merchandise than Napoleon Dynamite. Her rep released this statement:

“This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”

What won’t be unfortunate is when this little hoochie becomes famous for this!

And might I add, that for someone who has got to be pretty paid, she has got to have the most BORING room ever. It looks like a grandma should be living in that hole.

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