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Tyra Banks is so f-ing weird

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Tyra Banks and Stacy Keibler leg competition 1

Tyra Banks is so obsessed with herself it makes me want to throw up! She tries to upstage every guest on her show with her weird ass antics. Its awkward to watch, but somewhat amusing I guess. Here she is breaking out the short shorts and trying to have a leg competition with Stacy Keibler, but instead of looking hot she just looks like a big old giant.

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Tyra Banks is FUH-ierce!

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Tyra Banks is Fierce 1

I mean, really, who is more FIERCE than Tyra?? These pictures are just so FIERCE that they may cause your computer screen to burst into flames. Or they may scare you into an eating disorder. Its hard to say.

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Tyra Banks looks flawless and collected walking the street

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Tyra Banks walking the street

Usually when you see Tyra in the streets she is looking a mess, but for once she pulled it together and looked gorgeous and skinnier than usual! BITCH was looking big on Top Model, so I am glad to see her looking more like her old self. Work that street like its a runway BITCH!

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America’s Next Top Model is a freaking joke!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Who should really have been America’s Next Top Model?

I know that is pretty much common knowledge, but really Tyra, giving the competition to Jaslene?? Lets be serious, everyone knows she looks like a man, and there is evidence to prove it! Also when asked what she did between her first audition and second audition she didn’t say “I studied very hard and lost 15 lbs”, instead the BITCH said she went to therapy! Natasha was the biggest pimp on that show, and Tyra’s fat ass knows she gave the competition to a cross dresser because she likes that shit. Next season, Jaslene will probably replace Ms. Jay on the panel.

What BITCH do you think should have won?

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Tyra Banks only pretends to be a cheap BITCH

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Tyra Banks pays restuarant after skipping out on bill 3

So supposedly after being on a dinner date with Russell Simmons, they both thought the other one had paid, and left without paying at all. Tyra, seeing her chance at publicity, hired a camera crew and went to repay them!

Isn’t that nice BITCH? But can you please explain why you were on a date with Russell Simmons?

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Tyra Banks grabs Rosie O'Donnells Boobs on TV!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

I can only explain this as unexplainable. Why the hell would any straight woman wanna feel up Rosie’s mammoth saggy boobs?

Would you ever grab Rosie’s boobs??

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