Tommy Lee gets down in public

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Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

In possible the grossest story I have heard in weeks, Page Six reported that rocker Tommy Lee had sex with some hoochie on a restaurant table in front of tons of people!

Lee’s raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl “were flat-out [bleep]ing” on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, “When Tommy walked in, he asked, ‘Is it cool to have sex in here?’ The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting.”

Tommy Lee is such a rock star!! He is sooo cool! Man, thats neat, he could get a girl to have sex with him in a room full of people! That must make him the coolest, most special person ever.

NOT.

In disgusting news today, pictures of Tommy Lee and Kim StEWWWWart are everywhere, pretty much confirming that they are dating, and from the look of her hair, they are at the very least doing it. Sex between them two must be like a nasty game of STD switch, where the winner has to try and end up with less STD’s than the other, but we know they are all losers in that game! I feel for Kim Stewart though, it must really, REALLY suck to be the only BITCH in Hollywood nastier than Paris.

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Tommy Lee gets down in public

Tommy Lee dating Kim Stewart!

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