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Fergie is pregnant!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Fergie at the grammys

According to Page Six, the rumors were flying at the Grammy parties, with Fergie, supposedly being knocked up by b/f Josh Duhamel, they report:

 

Fergie and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, are moving up their wedding date because the “Glamorous” songbird is pregnant, according to gossips at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammys bash at the Beverly Hilton. “She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

Sooo yeah, once again, another celeb is preggo,  I am just shocked Fergie’s meth and age abused womb can still be host to a child.  And I can only pray to God that this does not spark a “My Humps” remix.

Fug Fergie is a sell out

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Fergie sells out

I have been saying advertisement is getting a little crazy, with people finding ways to sponsor things I would have never thought of, like power plays in hockey. But now, Fergie has stooped to a new low and will incorporate the company Candies into some of her lyrics for the sum of $4mil, and an Interscope exec issued this statement:

“With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan. Candie’s will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song.”

Either way you look at this, the BITCH is singing a jingle because she is getting paid four million dollars to mention a company during a song, so I dont know wtf that guy is trying to say.

Fergie entereing rehab? That druggie bitch!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Fergie entering rehab 1

Is Fergie about to check herself into rehab? I wouldn’t doubt it, she looks ROUGH, maybe the former meth user has had a relapse! I wouldn’t be suprised at all! But what did surprise me is that she was looking into a Jewish rehab, I didn’t know this BITCH was Jewish, I couldn’t even see her horns!

Fergie entering rehab 2 Fergie entering rehab 3

This Bitch likes Bitches!!!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Fergie Loves the Ladies

Fergie spilled recently about her sexy past:

“I have had lesbian experiences in the past….I am a very sexual person”

And oddly enough, she plays a lesbian in the upcoming Tarantino movie “Grindhouse”.

She also spilled to Playboy about an embarrassing stage incident:

“Embarrassment. Everyone told me not to talk about it, but I wanted to call people and tell them what had happened. I was advised not to, and I didn’t for a while. Now I’m just honest about it. It’s embarrassing, but you just have to let it go at some point.”

Are you CRAZY bitch??? Never admit to that shit, ever.

Fergie peed

Alanis Morissette remakes Humps!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Hearing the song like this makes you realize how dumb the lyrics are. It also makes you doubt the importance of winning a grammy.

Props to Alanis for shaking that ass though. I am sure Fergie thought it was hot as well.





 






 
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