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Shanna Moakler bitch slaps Paris in a blog

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Shanna Moakler

Shanna Moakler, like a lot of the sane world, has no love for Paris Hilton, and took to her myspace blog to “heir” out a little dirty laundry:

“A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is”
Current mood: betrayed

Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….

I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I’m from a small town in the smallest state, I’ve started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I’ve been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn’t have my daddy’s name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity’s that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…
I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.

with that said,

never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…

it makes me fucking sick and sad….. thatthe reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui’s , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn’t deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…

The blog keeps going, but you get the idea….blah, blah, blah, Paris Hilton is a dirty whore who slept with her husband, blah, blah, blah. But what she said about the image of young Hollywood as cock crazed bitches is pretty damn accurate, and I must say, if some skanky, parents-are-rich-but-im-useless bitch who thought she was actually famous for something was sleeping with my husband, I wouldn’t be nearly as nice as Shanna is being. I would claw her fucking eyes out and laugh, but thats why they call me THB.

But it is funny that she decides to blog when rumors are hitting the net that her and Travis Barker are done this time, FOR REAL. Guess sitting at home moping, turned into bitching and blogging. Girl needs to realize for real that Travis Barker isn’t looking for a wife, he is looking for groupie bitches to pass around, and I am sorry, once you pop out a few kids and get over thirty, you just don’t fall into the ideal range of what a groupie is. So she needs to just let him go gather all the STD’s he wants from the hollywood hookers, while she sits back and stacks those alimony checks.

The rest of her blog is after the jump if you wish to read it, its not very long, but she does take the time to dis Perez, which is always awesome.

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Shanna Moakler is still a Myspace whore

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler and Lindsay Lohan

I guess since she has no other way to get attention she resorts to blogging on her myspace about other people’s problems(mainly Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) because really, when it comes down to it, the BITCH is just jealous. She wishes she was young again and didn’t have a nursery school worth of kids and no hubby in sight. Here is what she had to say about the troubled starlets:

HERES A TIP….

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo

It is especially funny when you realize that the only reason she knows any of the young people in Hollywood is because her husband slept with them all!! Oh well, I guess you just turn into a bitter old BITCH once the “Penis Posse” gets your man.

Paris issues statement making fun of Desperate BITCH Shanna Moakler

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Paris Hilton hates Shanna Moakler

Paris Hilton spokesperson Eliot Mintz issued a statement about Shanna Moakler publicly posting her number and email on her myspace blog:

“It was childish, mean-spirited thing to do. It appears to me that this woman is simply desperate for press and attention. The facts are simple. Shanna deliberately posted Paris’ phone number and email address on her Myspace site. It was an unprovoked invasion upon Paris’ privacy which caused her to immediately change her contact information.”

For once, he is right. Shanna Moakler is a desperate, bitter BITCH. Very Bitter. Probably because she has like 500 hundred kids and 200 baby daddies. AND still is not married! How embarrassing it must be to wake up and be her everyday.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hiltons numbers posted online by Shanna Moakler!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler and Lindsay Lohan

This Bitter BITCH really got back at Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when she posted their number and private email for all to see on her myspace blog. This girl is a myspace whore! She loves to fight her battles out there. There is almost too much to make fun of, from Lindsay having an email that leads you to believe she is an actual DJ to the fact that a 30-something woman is using her myspace to payback little rich BITCHES!

Here is what Shanna said:

I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked….and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my “hacked” info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.

Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148

djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)

Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

HAPPY HACKING!





 






 
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