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Dont let these hating ass bitches fool you!

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Lil Wayne album cover carter III

So someone started circulating an image of what is suppose to be rapper Lil’ Wayne in makeup for his new album cover for The Carter III, and places like mediatakeout and perezhilton were quick to jump on the band wagon and believe this crappy photoshopped excuse for an album cover.

I, on the other hand, am to quick for that my bitch nuggets, because this is an OLD ass picture of lil wayne, as you can see in the inset, from Spring 2006 at the LATEST! So I highly, highly doubt that he would be using a picture that old, with such shitty effects for a highly anticipated album.

What do you think???

Perez is one desperate BITCH

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Perez Hilton is desperate

So, basically I am laughing my ass off at Perez Hilton on a weekly basis when I see him on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar show, because, basically he looks like a stupid, pedophile BITCH! And now, he has resorted to begging for votes on his site. Which is sad, and VERY pathetic. You will never catch this BITCH begging for votes, but thats because I am too proud(and I am so awesome I wouldn’t have to right??? RIGHT!?!?!). :)

Perez Hilton is a tard

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Perez Hilton is an idiot

Not that it is some little known fact, but its true. The porno-mustached perv himself was on Celebrity Rap Superstar and did fairly well, I will give that to the disgusting blob. But with the idiot getting all caught up in the idea he might be a celebrity, I guess he didn’t take time to learn who his judges were, because on his blog he publicly thanked the wrong person! The judges included Da Brat, DMC, and radio host Big Boy, not Outkast member Big Boi, which must have been confusing to the idiot blogger. And it’s not even like they look similar, they are clearly different people, unless you are Perez, who must believe all black people look alike to be able to get those two confused.

Hayden Panetteire is NOT holding a dildo

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Hayden Panettiere is not holding a dildo Hayden Panettiere is holding perfume

Perez Hilton posted the picture of Hayden holding a dildo, but what he fails to mention is that its a nothing but a fake!!! Just like him!!!!

Perez Hilton likes to post fake pictures of celebrities and pretend they are
real because _______.

Perez Hilton jacked his logo and is getting sued, what an unoriginal BITCH!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Perez Hilton logo

According to TMZ.com, Perez Hilton, who likes to hate on Beyonce for jacking different looks and sounds, is a little thief himself! In a legal letter, Creative Age Publications is suing the celeb wanna be for stealing their photograph to make his logo! It is pretty much obvious that the idiot blogger stole the image, and I hope he gets sued! Maybe then he wont be able to buy any retarded hair dye or eye make up.

Perez Hilton is an ass man

Perez Hilton: SO NOT GAY!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Perez Hilton is so not gay

Just look at this tool, you can tell he pretends to be gay to get closer to ladies he could otherwise never touch!

You aint fooling anyone BITCH lover!

Perez so NOT gay!

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Perez Hilton and racist bitch Jade Goody

You can totally tell he wants to feel his racist BITCH friend up.

And what a freaking hypocrite. He wants to jump on any person he is not friends with for saying anything racist or homophobic, but because this Jade Goody BITCH is his friend, he forgets all the shit she said to Shilpa Shetty on the British Big Brother???

If you are going to call people out, make sure you do it to everyone, not just your friends BITCH!!!

Perez Hilton is lame attention whore

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Perez Hilton is lame

Am I the only person sick of this dude??? I think he is such an asshole. You can just tell he craves stardom and approval…thats why whenever he meets someone he will never write bad about them again. He is a grade a FLIP FLOPPER!!

And I am sorry, but gay or not, that hair sucks, as does the eye make BITCH!





 






 
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