According to NBC via the London Daily Mail, BITCHney was not too happy last week when Paris tried to steal the limelight away from her at her birthday, and it has caused a massive fallout between the two. LDM reports:
London’s Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears’ camp has sent to Hilton, demanding The Simple Life star stops being rude to Britney and members of her entourage.
They reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.
A source says, “The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.”
Australia’s Sydney Daily Telegraph reports the former friends fell out at Spears’ 26th birthday parties in Hollywood last weekend.
But a source close to Hilton tells the Mail, “It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c**p.”
So it’s crap she says? Probably just like this is completely crap and never happened either, warning NSFW image of Paris making out topless with some other girl:
Which I totally don’t care about her sexual preference or what she does, even though its sad to say the low rates of STD’s among lesbians wont stay that way for much longer if Paris keeps hooking up with them, but its just annoying that she does what only a dumb slut would do and acts like a goody two shoes twit, and denies things that there is pictorial proof of.
I always have time to make fun of my favorite chicken faced bitch a.k.a. Paris Hilton!
Here are pictures of the heiress slut out showing off her new lips, and by lips I mean airbags. Do you think she requested them look like that? With all her dirty money you think she could buy the best lip fattener on the market. Mike Tyson can plumpin’ up lips better than the doctor she went to. But maybe when the swelling goes down and she doesn’t look like a thousand bees just stung her in the face she will have a nice pair of DSL’s, and really, what more could any hobag ask for for Christmas? (And she saw it got Bitchney Spears attention)
Oh, and you ask exactly whats going on in these pictures??? Why it’s Paris leaving a bar(shocker!), and getting into the wrong car! Either the bitch was really smashed or she is retarded? Which do you think it is???
Am I right, or am I right bitch nuggets??? I said just a few days ago, that Paris Hilton was so desperate for attention that she would be flashing the papz soon, and low and behold, the bitch strikes with a pantyless pantyhose shot!
And can someone please explain to me why she is wearing this outfit in the first place? It’s damn near December, so why are we still seeing close up shots of this smelly hookers ass? Because I don’t give a fuck who you are, if you walk and your dress accidentally rides up to show your entire ass, maybe you should put something else on. Or if you are a giant like Hilton, shrinking 30 inches.
According to NY Daily News, someone tried to sell exclusive pictures of Nicole Richie’s baby shower, which has held last week and had a Wizard of Oz theme. And who do you think NY Daily is saying was selling this pics??? None other than her supposed BFF Paris “Herpes” Hilton!
“All the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star,” sniffs the insider. “They look set up.”
The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.
But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: “None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it’s about the attention.“
Well no shit the bitch was probably the one who was selling these, she hasn’t had a full cover of a tabloid in at least two months. I predict she will “accidentally” flash us her goodies sometime soon in yet another desperate attempt to convince us she is famous.
And this crushed velvet shit trend better not start catching on because it even makes Paris, who is built like an 11 year old boy look like she put on a quick 30 lbs around the gut, unless the ho got knocked up.
The sad part is, she is such a useless bitch that its not even sexy. But the scariest part of the whole thing is the fact the bitch has a mic in her hand, which means she probably was singing, which means her hopes of being a singer haven’t died yet, which is just unfortunate for the world.
That last week I was super freaking busy with school and couldn’t find time to post! But you can relax now my bitch nuggets because I am back, and will be catching you up with all the gossip that we missed, plus all the new shit happening right now!
Paris Hilton recently filed a lawsuit against Hallmark for using an image in her likeness on one of their cards, but from their statement, it seems Hallmark really doesn’t care at all:
“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.“
So if for some reason you are having trouble understanding the message they were trying to get across, let me translate it for you: Paris Hilton is an attention whore who loves being praised but can’t handle being teased. Which is all true, they just left out the part about pathetic and cheap!
So Halloween was last night, and as usual, the whore meter was off the charts, and with so many bitches dressing like skanks and midterms going on, I am just going to have to consolidate them all into one!
So here goes, Paris dressed up AGAIN, this time as a soldier type thing, which is funny, because she could take an entire army out by starting a herpes shingles outbreak. Then their is Heidi Klum, who was a kitty, and I think she nailed the appropriate degree of whore for a mother of three. Neil Patrick Harris dressed up as an insane crazy killer clown, and I like the throwback to the days of when Halloween was about scary costumes. Kate Beckinsale might have worn the most pleather I have ever seen in one place, at one time in my life, and the bitch really just looks like a fetish pornstar, and she brought her kid, who I think is a “saloon girl”, seriously. I don’t know WTF Christina Aguilera was, but it was pretty bad. She should have went with the pregnant nun if you ask me. Teri Hatcher made me vomit a little as that queen bitch from Alice in Wonderland. And finally, mega-failure BITCHney looked a complete mess, with way too much see through mesh. It kind of looks like if you filled hot pink zebra fishnets with butter, and then put RED shoes on with it to make sure it clashed extra well.
Because it looks like the bitch is still hitting the booze hard! And am I confused, or is it suddenly legal to drink patron in the back seat of cars nowadays? Perhaps there is a loop hole that lets skanks and whores booze in the backseat???
And by the way, is it normal for boobs to have a crease in them, look at the pic below? Because I am pretty sure it’s not bitch nuggets!
Today seems to be a busy day with some stories of celebrities doing good, and others (ahem…Paris) just falling flat.
1st Celeb Charity winner: The first celeb on our good sides today is BITCHney, because lord knows her life is all kinds of a mess right now but she is still finding time to plan an auction of her clothes, with proceeds going to a yet unannounced childrens organization. A close friend of hers told Us Weekly:
“It’s something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.â€
2nd Celeb Charity winner:: The second winner of the day is Beyonce, who is on tour right now performing in Ethiopia, because she found time in her busy trip to visit local schools in the area.
And now, on to our Celeb Charity Losers Loser Paris Hilton!!!!
Everyone in the world heard the stories about her planning a trip to Rwanda, and then her idea to make it into a TV show, but know it seems all that talk was for nothing, as the organization Paris was going to travel with is “restructuring”. Because you know, its impossible for her to organize a charity trip on her own, or even with another organization. And this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t TALK about the charity stuff you want to do, your BITCH ass should just do it! But I am sure no one is surprised at all about Paris choosing to still act like a dumb whore versus positively changing the lives of others. Chickenface will ALWAYS be loser in my book though, and no amount of charity and do gooding can change that for the simple fact you cant make a ho into a to a bitch that acts right.
In the bargain bin at Walmart, that is! Repo: The Genetic Opera honestly looks like the biggest piece of poop called a movie ever, and basically all they did was combine Hostel and The Sound of Music, threw in Paris Hilton and made the leap between being a shitty horror movie to a REALLY shitty whore-er movie.
And I guess this is why! I got this invite in my mail today and I am convinced it really will be the scariest Halloween party on earth because when Paris gets on the mic ears start bleeding and the dead rise up from their graves in an attempt to stop this BITCH from singing. And you just know she is going to take the stage in some HO-rrific outfit. If I were her, I would bail on this shit and BEG Hef to let me do something at the Palms.
But I am definitely glad to see she is making some time for herself in the midst of all her charity work!
Because I am really sure the people of Rwanda would love climate controlled pet carriers and Marilyn Monroe glasses! The bitch could sell that gigantic rock on her scrawny ass finger and feed a small country for a week or two, but dammit y’all, you know a girl has just got to have her 60+carats!!
And in other Paris Hilton news, rumors are flying about her possibly playing the role of Lucy Ewing in the remake of the old tv series Dallas, Ok! Magazine reports:
“In her mind she’s already part of American royalty by being a Hilton,” explains the source. “So she thinks it will be perfect casting. She’s actually surprised the producers haven’t thought of this themselves!â€
But the thing is, the role has supposedly been given to an unknown, young actress named Katie Cassidy! Lets hope to god she doesn’t sleep with the casting director and show up in another movie because I don’t think my DVD player can handle another one of her movies, its STILL recovering from its bout with herpes!
Most of the people I write about I generally like. NOT Paris Hilton. She is a bitch. And not the good kind either, she is the money hungry, fame seeking, rabid STD whore type of bitch. Why all this hate you ask? Well I am sure you remember the Rwanda trip she was going to go on (I am glad people like to talk about the good deeds they have YET to complete) but now she has taken it a step further, and is making it into a TV show that she hopes to sell under the title “The Philanthropist”, because, you know, its not worth doing charity unless you get good publicity and money out of it. And the humanitarian herself, Paris Hilton had this to say about it:
“I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.”
Misconceptions???? BITCH we have seen all your “documenting” and all it consist of is you taking it from guys, getting naked or doing coke, often all at once. So the only misconception I see is the fact you can’t realize you are a nasty, fame-greedy bitch. And I just love how she is dumb enough to think that one trip with an organization makes her a do-gooder.
Paris Hilton is getting old, and desperate from the looks of these pics. Actually, she is not even Paris Hilton anymore, she is a joke of a joke, of a joke of herself. And while I do agree its sexist and wrong that its against the law for women to walk around without a shirt on, I think women who would choose to go topless would probably be attention whores, or just whores, and Paris just so happens to be both.
NSFW image of Paris Hilton impersonating Billy Joel and showing off her nipples after jump!
Paris Hilton appeared on David Letterman, and it’s pretty safe to say things did not go well for her. The entire time she is on, he reams with her embarrassing questions and barely hidden insults about her time in jail. He doesn’t even allow her to plug her new movie or perfume and would immediately change the subject back to her jail time . Even when she got uncomfortable, he pressed on, mocking her the entire time with the crowd laughing in the background. In fact, watching it you can almost begin to feel bad for her. But not really, because then you realize it’s Paris Hilton, and she shouldn’t be on your tv anyway.
Make sure to pay attention to that bathroom rug on her head she calls hair, its very un-becoming to say the least. And try not to laugh to hard when she starts pouting and kicking her leg while trying to figure out how to change the subject.
Or at least that is what Paris Hilton is claiming. She announced plans to go to Rwanda to on a humanitarian effort, but only after she finishes filming her new movie “Repo!”. E! Online reports:
“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said of the region.
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.â€
I honestly can’t even believe this, and I guess I really won’t until I see pictures of her there. But at least its a start, and lets all hope she does more than give them her giant used shoes. And she only wants to bring attention??? BITCH please! We all know she has got bundles of cash in her push up bra, so she needs to pledge some of her money made from whoring her va-jay-jay out, along with her effort to bring attention.
Maybe she is starting to see the benefit in donating your time to good causes….but only time will tell. And, even if she isn’t serious yet, maybe going to these places will really smarten her up about how the real world is…..and if not, I guess we will continue seeing her flash her crotch every two seconds until she is too old to leave the house without a diaper.
And just for fun here is a picture of Paris doing some “charity” work in 50 cent’s lap.
So yeah, Oktoberfest goes down every year in Germany, and basically the goal is to get as wasted as possible and be a drunken mess, but even drunken messes have their limit, and the one thing that they don’t want is a cheap whore that drinks canned wine. Cheap whore being synonymous with Paris Hilton that is. E! Online reports:
Munich locals complained that their annual bender was “selling out” by having celebs shill during the big swill. But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.
But really, lets take a second and look at what Paris accomplished, because getting banned from Oktoberfest would be like getting banned from Mardi Gras, it just don’t happen, especially when you are a blonde bitch who likes to get naked and flash their cash and prizes to anyone with a camera.
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