Seriously, WTF is in the water that the celebs are drinking??? They are getting pregnant left and right, like it ain’t no thang.

The latest celeb to join the crew of pregnant stars is Pamela Anderson, who is currently going forward with a divorce to hubby Rick Salomon after just a few months of marriage. Rick Salomon, aka the guy that is crushing Paris Hilton’s vag in her sex tape, is still hoping things will work out with the divorce/pregnancy:

Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

No offense to both parties involved, but this is going to be one hella skanky baby. And you like what I did there, didn’t you? I said no offense, so I can say whatever I want to about this future whorish child. Like, being birthed through Pam Anderson’s vagina is more hazardous than eating a turkey stuffed with pinless grenades and cyanide.

p.s. I know this picture has nothing to do with her being pregnant, but how funny is it that it looks like she about to give Rick dome on a porch while a dog goes poo in the foreground????

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I have been told that people lie about being pregnant and having miscarriages, but honestly, I haven’t ever met anyone that low. But Kid Rock is saying that exact thing about Pam Anderson and in an interview, detailed the situation:

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says.

“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

So either she is a low life bitch for making something like this up, or he is an even lower bitch for making up a lie that she is lying.

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Rumors are flying all around Pamela Anderson this week, first there was her application for a wedding license with none other than Paris Hilton’s ex sex tape costar, Rick Solomon. And now people are reporting that they are getting married because Pam is a preggo!!! And at this point I should make it very clear, I DO NOT LIKEY! Why would she get with herpe Hilton’s ex? And if this BITCH is knocked up several things could go wrong, especially because of her age, and she might not be able to get the preggo weight off this time!!!!! Just say NO to babies people!

And yes, that little tiny bulge by her waist is suppose to be a baby bump, but I think the BITCH mighta just ate lunch or something.

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I know she is getting older and whatever, but I still like this BITCH!! In fact I love her! She recently updated her online diary with a new entry:

6/21/2007
Finland

Having so much fun performing the more dangerous illusions with Hans. No turning back now. Vegas forever. I’m completely in love. I left New York for Finland today. Just arrived with my father. Our heritage is here. We are both excited. We will be taking lots of saunas. Save my liver. Also I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I’m going to look into opening a chain of strips club and ill call them LAPLAND!!!

And of course no more fur farms. So old fashion. There are hundreds here. The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. Aweful. I’ve written the President a letter. Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let’s hope Finland will too. Other than that I’m very proud of my Finnish heritage. It is the most beautiful countryside. I’m going to try and convince some relatives to come visit me in Vegas.

I am so happy for this BITCH! She uses her fame to do exactly what she wants, and actually has convictions. She is by far smarter and does more for her causes than all of young Hollywood combined! And in comparison to Paris Hilton’s fan letter, this diary entry could win a nobel prize in literature! She also talked about her liver, so I hope she isn’t feeling unwell! I could live in a world without the Paris’s and Lindsay’s, but I don’t know what I would do without Pammy!!!

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Pamela did what she does best this weekend at cannes by showing us her cans! She better be doing these noodz now though, time is not on Pamela’s side anymore.

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But what I meant by hot, was old. I know Pamela has been aging lots recently, but I was really just in denial over it. But seeing these pictures where her face looks like a crumpled up kleenex really sends the message home. Someone get this BITCH some botox ASAP!!!

She is still hotter than the average cougar.

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I guess when DirecTV decided to get Pamela Anderson to reenact Baywatch for a commercial they forgot she is getting old!! It’s not that she looks bad, BITCH just looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.

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