So this past week O.J. has been busy with his usual stuff, like, you know, robbing people at gunpoint and taking mugshots. If you haven’t heard the story, O.J. found out that sports memorabilia collector, Alfred Beardsley , had items that he claimed once belonged to him and instead of asking him for them back nicely, he did shit the O.J. way:

[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”

If convicted of the 7 felony charges and one gross misdemeanor he is charged with, he could face up to 30 years for each charge, which, if you are a mathematician like me you would be able to figure out that it could add up to 210 years, which is basically life.

But get your head right BITCHES and stop worrying, O.J. aint getting taken out on robbery charges. He would have to, like, kill someone, or maybe even two people to go to jail……..:)

UPDATE: Just for fun, here is a pic of OJ and a machine gun. Now go have nightmares. And remember, in the great country of the United States, people like O.J. are legally allowed to own machine guns! Yay for USA!

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Inside Edition reports:

A restaurant owner refused to serve Simpson and ordered him out of his upscale steakhouse, Jeff Ruby’s.

“He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did” Galanter said. He claimed refusing Simpson service was racially motivated, and threatened to go after Ruby’s liquor license.

I dont know, doesn’t sound like a racist thing to me, especially if they did sit Michael Jordan at his table.

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