You might remember Nick Hogan almost killing his friend, John Graziano, in a street racing accident, which has left his friend in a hospital for months now, and resulted in having part of his freaking brain removed, as well as Nick gathering several criminal charges, including a minor driving under the inlfuence:

The suit will seek damages in the millions, said attorney George Tragos, but the exact amount is not known because it remains unclear how expensive Graziano’s care will be. Tragos said the former Marine’s medical bills already exceed $1 million. Lawyers today said that a portion of Graziano’s frontal lobe had to be removed because of the crash. He is in a “semi-conscious” state and responds to certain stimuli like heat and touch, lawyers said.

And you know what I have to say about this??? HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HA! Thats what happens when rich parents let their douchebag kids drive around in Vipers and call themselves “racers”. And its not that I dislike the Hogans, I watch that stupid effing show every week when its on, but this is a lesson to parents everywhere, and a lesson to dumbass boys who think they are hotshit in their little souped up cars. Plus stunt 101ing like that is so fucking lame now, now its all about driving luxury cars and having NICE shit, instead of a viper covered in pathetic racing company stickers.

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Around the time of the year when you are suppose to be thankful and with your family, Hulk was getting served with divorce papers! Hulk Hogan, who’s legal name is Terry Bollea found out the hard way though when his tranny wife, Linda Bollea, filed the papers last Tuesday:

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.
He called back about five minutes later.
“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

But friends of the family say he shouldn’t be too shocked, because everyone has known it was coming for some time:

Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been on the outs since June, and that the divorce filing was not a surprise to the Hogans or people who know the couple. Sources tell TMZ that the couple even filmed part of their reality TV show “Hogan Knows Best” when they were separated. This was a source of problems for production, because they had to play nice while filming scenes together.

My guess is it has something to do with the Hulksters love of painkillers, strippers and Bubba the Love Sponge! And apparently he isn’t too secretive with it either, I hear everyone in Tampa knows about his love for women who are not his wife and prescription drugs!

And just for fun, here is a video of Linda Hogan starring in a dvd titles “Vehicular Lunactics” which shows her actually racing and talking about how much she loves illegal street racing and running from the cops. What a cool mom. Its probably why her son does shit like this.

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Nick Hogan turned himself in today upon learning of charges issued for reckless driving causing serious bodily harm, and his family issued this statement:

“Nick and the entire Hogan Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can. The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt. There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident. Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”

Which sounds nice and all, but soon after they released that statement, TMZ came forward with some interesting information about Nick’s arrest:

In addition to being arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, cops also cited Hogan for use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having and Illegal window tint.

I am sure Nick Hogan feels real bad and all, but guess what, he is a giant ASSHOLE! Almost killing your friend, and leaving them in a still critical care health situation while you were drinking and not only driving, but racing, is a douchebag thing to do. Then, issuing statements saying he should have been wearing a seatbelt sounds like a slap to the face, because its like no shit he should have been wearing a seatbelt, but a 17 year old should not be out stunt 101ing in his nice ass car, after he has been drinking on wet roads either.

I guess this is one of those lessons you see people learn the hard way on.

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