Because if so, DAMN, that is impressive.  This bitch is 49!!!!  But while I am sure she looks pretty good in real life, you know there was still a team of airbrushers ready to go to work as soon as the pics were snapped for her to look this good!

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Because her children are furry little beast! Well, at least, her non adopted daughter is. And normally, I wouldn’t make fun of kids, but this is so bad that it could be considered child abuse. And I know for a fact by the time I was 11 that I knew eyebrows shouldn’t touch and girls don’t grow mustaches.

The pic of Madonna’s furry babe is after the jump, so click through to see for yourself how undergroomed this child is!

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This BITCH needs to take some adoption tips from Angelina Jolie, because she is in a whole mess of trouble! The Daily Mail reports:

According to a newspaper report in Malawi, the Minister of Women and Child Development accused him of obtaining an air ticket to London and money from Madonna herself without his government’s approval. The minister refused to allow Mr Kilembe to travel to assess the case, accusing him of “personalizing” the matter.
The minister suggested that by accepting funding from Madonna he had compromised his neutrality.
Last night Mr Kilembe confirmed that he had been banned from making the trip, but denied that he personally asked the American star for a plane ticket.
He claimed that the decision to exclude him from the final decision on whether or not Madonna is allowed to keep David may result in the child being sent back to Malawi.
“What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village,” he said.

Let’s hope they don’t traumatize this child by re-homing him yet again. She may not be the best parent on earth, but she sure as hell can hire the best nannies!

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