I guess since she has no other way to get attention she resorts to blogging on her myspace about other people’s problems(mainly Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) because really, when it comes down to it, the BITCH is just jealous. She wishes she was young again and didn’t have a nursery school worth of kids and no hubby in sight. Here is what she had to say about the troubled starlets:
HERES A TIP….
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
It is especially funny when you realize that the only reason she knows any of the young people in Hollywood is because her husband slept with them all!! Oh well, I guess you just turn into a bitter old BITCH once the “Penis Posse” gets your man.
After wrecking her mercedes(which cocaine was found in) and tabloid pictures showing the star barely able to walk, Lindsay Lohan has decided to check into the Promises Rehab center. This has been a long time coming, and hopefully, unlike her last visit to rehab, she will be able to find the help she needs. TMZ reports:
“TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday. Sources tell TMZ this is “a serious medical treatment program,” not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past. We’re told Lohan will be a resident at the facility, possibly for 30 days, but her outpatient treatment will last much longer.”
Well she is still crying about the whole thing that happened, and really she seams believable. She seems to be particularly upset about a text message Nicole Richie sent her, saying:
“Are you ok? I know you have nothing, but jesus fucking christ. Are you so desperate for new clothes you’re willing to file a police report to get some? I’ll go to goodwill for you, pick out a nice pair of pants for you to wear and split them open because you’re so fucking huge. If you’re going to do drugs, at least have something to show for it. Lose some damn pounds and get a life. You’re fucking delusional and pathetic and embarassing. Next time you write Lindsay you’ll be dealing with the wrath of me. Consider this a warning.
- Nicole Richie. p.s. blow a horn.”
HAHAHAH, and that my friends is why Nicole Richie happens to be one of my favorite BITCHES in Hollywood!!!
I foresee some awesome THS coming up on this BITCH! She is spiraling out of control with drugs and booze, and she isn’t even 21 yet! X17online caught the wild red head passed out in the front seat of friend, and fellow user, Samantha Ronson’s car the very next night after she got arrested for suspicion of drunk driving. I wonder if this is how messed up she was when she was driving the other night???
We all know this BITCH loves to drink and drug, but she was officially busted for it, when after a late night of partying at club Les Deux, the drugged starlet hit a curb with her Mercedes, receiving minor injuries to her chest at 5:30 AM. She and her friends left the scene, and the car, and she almost got away, but a nosy neighbor placed a 911 call about a car that had been in an accident. By the time cops tracked Lohan down, she was being treated at a hospital, and it was there she was placed under arrest.
What really makes the case an issue for Lohan is the fact that the star had a good amount of cocaine stashed in the the car, which is really no surprise since video stills of the star snorting coke in a bathroom were leaked by a friend recently.
Another key point of interest is the fact that Lohan is only 20, and can’t even legally drink yet! This arrest is sure to put a damper on her upcoming 21st birthday party, which was suppose to be sponsored by Svedka vodka. Due to the bad publicity Lohan has brought onto herself, however, they were forced to reevaluate their sponsorship and decided against sponsoring the coke BITCH’s birthday.
The really sad part about all this is the fact that she had the chance to ditch her drugs before the cops even came, but she was too dumb to even think of that and just left them at the scene of an accident. What a dumb little drugged up BITCH! Perhaps she can share a cell with Paris! Possible charges she could face include DUI, fleeing the scene of an accident, drug possession and underaged drinking!
Wow, is it me or is she the best recovered alcoholic ever! I mean, this week she was spotted drinking vodka straight out of the bottle, and now a vodka company is her official sponsor! But really, I don’t think this is what the people down at the AA center meant when they told her she needed a drinking sponsor.
All the stars were out and about for the 2008 Chanel Cruise Fashion Show, held at an airport hanger in Santa Monica. People making appearances were Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore, Elisha Cuthbert, Emmy Rossum, Kristen Bell, Camilla Belle, Diane Kruger, Victoria Beckham, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jessica Alba, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Milla Jovovich, Emma Roberts, Dita Von Teese and Geena Davis, just to name a few.
In regards to this story, police announced today that Ms. Lohan will not be charged, stating:
“The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission,”
I don’t know about you, but I still wouldn’t leave my shit with her, that BITCH would probably go pawn it for coke!
Also here are the pictures of Lindsay at the Maxim hot 100 party, where Lohan somehow took first, because being a coke whore covered in freckles is soo HOT!
While we cant be sure that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t all coked up and thinking this was the real Britney Spears, we can be sure that this mini Britney puts more effort in to her shows than the real Brit. No lip syncing and the show is 45 minutes long? Im sure these people got a better show than the fans attending Britney’s HOB tour, where shows were completely lip synced and lasted less than 15 minutes, not to even mention ticket prices. Mini BITCHney is the shit!
If this BITCH has to use coke to stay skinny let her keep doing it because she looks fabulous! This is one of my favorite photoshoots I have ever seen with Lindsay Lohan! BITCH beautiful and crazy, you got to love it!
OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!
Miss Lindsay Lohan was mean mugging the cameras big time at the party for her magazine cover. I wonder why the mad faces? Could it be the coke scandal?
Here is what the “caring” friend who leaked the video of Lohan said about her:
“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”
Lindsay Lohan looking fresh faced is about as likely as Roseanna Barr being hot. It just is not going to happen. I feel bad for her, she is not even 21 yet and she already looks worse than Liz Taylor. And lets not even get started on that white dress thing…
In an interview with Nylon, Lohan made these goofy ass statements:
“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”
“I said the other day, ‘I feel like they hound me more than they hound Madonna and she’s someone I’ve always aspired to be like.’”
“I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I’m in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings … I feel really disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it’s no one else’s business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing. Other times, I obviously like it … I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture … I’d be worried. I’d be like ‘Do people not care for me?”
“I talk about my impulses with my therapist - I have a shopping problem. I love to shop too much.”
What a silly little BITCH Lohan is, she is honestly the worst/best interviewer ever. I would cut her a break, but when multiple people complain about your work ethic on set dont try to come out in an interview and say that you bust your ass because we all know its complete bs. As far as being more popular with the paparazzi than Madonna, what do you expect? When was the last time Madonna was drunk in a club flashing her crotch while spinning records?
p.s. Nice bracelets BITCH!
EDIT:I had to add these pictures of Lohan partying in a saggy bra/bathing suit thing.
I am so glad these girls use their time and money for such good causes, like buying over priced glasses in fugly clothes. They are really teaching young girls to be so productive and to really accomplish big things with their lives! I am so glad we have such awesome BITCHES to look up to!
Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan stole about $10,000 dollars worth of merchandise from her former friend, model Lauren Hastings, home!
Supposedly, Lohan stopped by Hastings house to pick up some clothes she had left there, and when she got there Hastings was out of town on a shoot, but a mutual friend was house sitting. The friend felt fine letting Lohan in, and didn’t think twice when the starlet and her bodyguard left with arms full of designer clothes and accessories.
Shit hit the fan though when the model came home the next day and realized she had been BAMBOOZLED! She immediately texted Lohan asking for the clothes back or she was calling the cops. But Lohan was at a bar(surprise!) with Nicole Richie and Sam Ronson and they all thought it was hysterical! Lindsay even told her she was delusional and said they were not stolen because the clothes were hers. Even Nicole Richie got in on it, and sent text messages saying they would return the clothes all cut up because she was fat, and that she would be sorry if she involved the cops!
This story has got to be too funny to be true, but if I ever see that Lohan BITCH around my purse I will slap her in the face!
This Bitter BITCH really got back at Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when she posted their number and private email for all to see on her myspace blog. This girl is a myspace whore! She loves to fight her battles out there. There is almost too much to make fun of, from Lindsay having an email that leads you to believe she is an actual DJ to the fact that a 30-something woman is using her myspace to payback little rich BITCHES!
Here is what Shanna said:
I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked….and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my “hacked” info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.
Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148
djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)
Lindsay Lohan’s myspace got hacked recently, but the best is still to come, at least that is the promise made from the hackers, eluding to more pictures of Lohan and more messages too. Even more surprising is the claim that Paris Hilton requested them to do this!
There are messages between Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker’s sometimes wife) accusing Lindsay of “hanging out” with Travis, and she even calls her a scandalous BITCH!
Other messages are with Paris Hilton, talking about what a douche Perez is, and Paris denying that she talks with the flip flopper.
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