So she decided to show off her headlights!!!  And the ugliest fucking shoes I have possibly ever seen.  THESE shoes are NOT fashionable, and I don’t care WHO says they are, because they are NOT.  Maybe when Jesus or Gladiators were alive these things were considered fly, but come on people!!!!  Take a good look at these, and try to honestly tell me these things are nice, and that you wouldn’t feel like a retard chasing a boomerang wearing them.

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Rumors are flying this morning about a possible Lindsay Lohan sex tape, and there is even one blurry, pixelated picture being thrown around the internet, of a girl holding a wiener in her mouth.  Said picture(above) is suppose to be Lohan in a still shot of the film, that was recorded on a cell phone with her ex Calum Best, but apparently Miss Ho can’t remember it being filmed!!! From gossiprocks:

 ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now. apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video. Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”. i shall have this picture soon hopefully, my friend is sending me it. she said that you can see lindsay giving oral…

Common sense tells me not to ever trust a blurry picture on the internet, but come on, you just KNOW its her, this bitch goes gaga for the cock!

See the unedited picture after the jump!

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This picture of Lohan and her prepubescent fans is disturbing to say the least.  If the kids of America really look up to this DUI-getting-snatch-baring-cocaine-snorting-boozing-rehab-bouncing “actress” the future here is going to be very bleak.

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Lindsay Lohan must be back on drugs, because you would have to be trippin balls to think this outfit looks good. I wouldn’t wear those barf boots if I was fucking homeless. And lets not comment on the spaghetti strap top over a stripped shirt. And whats with the pale-freckle covered sausage legs? Something must be up because this BITCH always has her fake tan spray ready!

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We have seen bits and pieces of Lindsay Lohan splashed throughout tabloids as beaver and nip slips alike have been published for everyone to see, but now, officially, she has done a nudey shoot! Why now you ask? Probably because she hasn’t had a cover of a tabloid in quite some time due to bitchneymania. In what is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, who herself posed for the same pictures decades ago, Lohan bares all through flimsy fabrics and I must say, the bitch has a SMOKING body, but she also has an infinity number of freckles!!! I know she can’t help it, but she is so freckly she looks dirty! She needs to find some SPF 200,000 and walk under an umbrella for the rest of her life, because, well, to be quite frank, her freckles are making me sick, and I would hate to see her get anymore, if thats even possible. She should also try to find whats left of her career, if thats possible as well.

After the jump is all the NSFW images I could gather, plus some of Marilyn Monroe’s pics from the original photoshoot! Lots of NIPS involved!

 

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Which normally would be considered a good thing, but the fact that her nominations are for the Razzies, its more of an insult than a compliment.  Nominated twice for her role in “I Know Who Killed Me” where Lohan played both roles of an abducted girl, and an alter ego stripper girl.

And in other news, Lindsay Lohan tucked her dress into her panties and pretty much flashed her bum to tons of people.  The real shocker out of the whole thing??? The bitch was wearing panties!

   

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So last night I went to the midnight showing of Cloverfield and it was so freaking awesome!  The only thing is now I have MORE questions than when I went in to see the movie.  There just HAS to be sequel because I want more info!  I literally thought about it until like four this morning.

And Lindsay Lohan went to the premiere as well, but she wore a skin tight black dress with her tatters hanging out.  I wore jeans, heels and kept my tatters under wraps with a  turtleneck because it was hella cold.

 

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Lindsay Lohan!  Because really, how hard is it to replace your plastic bags with more environmentally friendly cloth bags?  I know its got to be easier than scoring blow.

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It has FINALLY happened! Proof in the form of a video shows Lindsay Lohan demonstrating how to clean the inside of a champagne bottle out on New Years, which I guess is somewhat shocking because she has been “sober” for like a whole two months now. And by sober, I mean, she hasn’t been caught knocking the bottles back, at least until now. I would say I am worried for her, but I would be lying because I really want to see this bitch drunk and crazy driving down the highway chasing people again, because, thats the Lohan I love.And in other news, she is still apparently a fiend for the cock, because shortly after meeting an Italian guy named Alessandro diNunzio, she was locking lips in public and then photographed in just a tshirt on a balcony with him the next day and now he is selling his story to the tabloids:

Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”

Once again, nothing shocking here other than the fact that the guy is incredibly dough-y and is showing off his tummy pouch with a lovely flannel shirt unbuttoned to let us see the jiggle, and fur, in all its disturbing glory.

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Lindsay was out and about doing her thang(thats right, thing with an a) when papz spotted her and her somewhat see through shirt. Which isn’t that bad at all, considering she actually has boobs and they are not sagging to the floor yet. But if the bitch keeps bouncing around without having her tata’s strapped down, they will be reaching the floor before she has time to relapse.

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LOTS of rumors have been swirling around the recently released from rehab Lindsay Lohan, and they all have to do with her new man, snowboarder Riley Giles. A Utah DJ is claiming that Riley confirmed to engagement to him:

“I read an article about [Riley’s] ex-fiance; I was trying to book her on my radio show,” JJ explains to OK!. “I saw on her MySpace that she was bickering with Riley, so I went back to the article and realized it was Lindsay’s man! This is when I e-mailed him, and tried to get him on the show.”

JJ then claims that Lindsay and Riley, who met in rehab at Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah, got engaged, at the Utah resort the actress stayed at after she first exited rehab. JJ tells OK! that it was Riley himself who revealed he was engaged.

Which, you know what, yay for these two. Its not too often that the stars align and a match made in heaven occurs, because these two truly deserve each other. And I am sure this is a “real” engagement, since when Lohan met Riley in rehab he was engaged to another woman, who alleges that these two were banging in the bathroom and stairwell halls. The good thing is, they can frame their DUI citations together next to their wedding pics!

Click here to see Lindsay’s SUPERHOT boyfriend and read his Myspace argument with his EX fiancee, where she calls Lindsay a homewrecker!

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Honestly, this is the best Lindsay Lohan has looked in a LOOOOONG LONG time. And she doesn’t just look good, she looks hot, like majorly hot. Lets hope for a post rehab Playboy!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is officially outta rehab! Well, at least thats what everyone is reporting. Here she is photographed leaving rehab with none other than her semi-estranged father.

How long do you think it is before this BITCH is hooked on the coke again? My guess is not too long at all, but lets all keep our fingers(and toes) crossed for her in the meantime.

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Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab for quite a while now, but her victims keep adding up, Steve-O tells Page Six:

Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

For the idiotos out there, Boog Suge = Cocaine.

But Steve-O is the real idiot here, leaving your drugs unsupervised around Lindsay Lohan is like leaving Paris Hilton in a room with any guy on earth, we already know whats gonna happen.

And just for fun here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan when she was still a coke head.

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It looks like rehab is treating Lindsay Lohan pretty well, just don’t mention the rumors of her banging some musician guy and destroying his marriage while they were both in the rehab program. Rumors are circulating that she was going to be released this weekend, but according to her WONDERFUL enabling mother she aint going anywhere, and will continue her stay in the Utah rehab.

Here is to hoping this bitch gets her stuff together, and doesn’t turn into an ugly old druggie ho face before she is 25.

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I dunno, after narrowly escaping a bunch of DUI and drug possession charges, I think I would probably take rehab a little bit more serious. I know for sure I wouldn’t be getting it on in a stall with some random user and doing drugs while I am spending thousands of dollars a day to quit doing them. But, that’s the route number one drug BITCH Lindsay Blowhan has chosen to take!

Not only is she rumored to have been caught in a bathroom stall with a fellow rehab resident, she was forced to take a drug test, which she failed!!! I bet this BITCH is going to be the first person in the world to have their coke straw surgical implanted into their nose for easy access!

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Lindsay’s bodyguard is speaking out, perhaps in defense of Lohan, in a testament defining the abuse and neglect she experienced at a young age, along with the pressure of being the family source of income. Page Six reports:

Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and “slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.”

Meanwhile, Dina often “let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention].”

As Lindsay’s manager, Dina - who was desperate to become a star herself - received 10 percent of her income. “Lindsay was the family cash cow - and she resented it,” Almeida claims. “They counted on her to pay their bills . . . I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off.”

Young Lindsay’s parents looked the other way as she began a life of boozing, boys and drugs. When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, “They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron’s room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career.”

Sure, we are all responsible for our own issues, but after reading this, I know why Lindsay Lohan is the way she is. And maybe I am getting soft, but I actually feel bad for the BITCH, because when has having crazier than bat shit parents ever helped anyone?

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I am not sure if I even want to go on record as recognizing the fact that this BITCH has entered rehab, because last time when I did, she was out like a week later road raging while snorting lines. But, according to the Insider, yes, it is true, Lindsay BLOWhan entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah, where other celebs, like the Hasselhoff and Mary Kate Olsen, have also sought treatment. The expensive center($30,000+), which offers 16 private rooms which have a jacuzzi, fireplace and a spectacular view make it sound more like a hotel than a rehab.

This will be the THIRD rehab center she has entered this year, first being Wonderland, then Promises. Lets hope the third time is a charm for our favorite coke head! And I really mean that, no matter how dumb or screwed up her actions have been, you always have to recognize when someone is attempting to do whats right (EVEN if you think they are not taking it serious.).

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Less than 36 hours before crashing her car while coked up and drunk as a skunk, Lindsay was telling Elle magazine (yes, the same interview where this happened) that she would NEVER get caught drinking behind the wheel of a car:

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”

I think maybe she meant to say, “I would never drive ONLY drunk, I would be coked up too!”.

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We all know BLOWhan likes to steal from her friends, but now she is movin on up to the major leagues designers like Louis Vuitton. Page Six reports:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items - which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but … Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

What a dumb BITCH! She use to be the face of LV, but now she has done gone and pissed the good ol’ Louis company off, and they refuse to even lend her clothes! She just loves to keep burning her bridges down, pretty soon though, if the BITCH doesn’t straighten up, NO ONE is going to want to put up with her antics.

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