But, really, REALLY now, is this ass Reggie Bush worthy???  Because, if so, I guess he isn’t as far out of my league as I thought!  But then again, what is, or rather who is, in his league?  Non-famous star fuckers with cellulite?

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Kim K was spotted with her massive donkey out shopping with her reality tv crew in tow.  And while most of the pics are of her backside, there are a few she managed to sneak her face into, and in one of them, she is giving us a face that her boyfriend Reggie Bush, and ex Ray J, are probably all to familiar with, if ya get what I am saying.

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Eh, this story is kind of boring to me, because, I have always known Kim K is on the borderline of the have’s and have not’s in Hollywood, so it does not surprise me that she is now being sued by her ex boyfriend Ray J’s  mother, who is also the mother of singer Brandy for using their credit cards.  Sonja Norwood, is accusing Kim of using her credit card to buy over $120,000 worth of goods that she did not have permission to be purchasing.  Whats worse, several of the purchases were from Kardashian family stores!  TMZ reports on why Sonja Norwood waited until this time to sue, and how much the Kardashians spent:

According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family — Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65!
And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch.

On why waiting until now to proceed with lawsuit:

“I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian family without conducting an exhaustive investigation into the charges and discussing all options, including criminal prosecution, with my family.”

“After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit,” Norwood said. “When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise.”

Guess Kim K is going to have to step her game up and marry a baller quicker than thought! Hopefully Reggie Bush doesn’t mind paying her legal bills or credit card bills for that matter!!!

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The streetwalker look passes as fashionable these days.

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I mean really, this bitch thinks she is famous enough to stop dressing like a ho? BITCH PLEASE! If she aint showing off her boobs or booty, she needs to get to stepping, because really, after watching “Keeping up with the Kardashians” I can, without a doubt, say that is about all she is good for.

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Kim K was signing autographs at the airport when she became the victim of luggage theft, TMZ reports:

(Kim and her sister Kourtney) walked into a terminal at JFK and were approached by fans and paparazzi, including several Delta employees. A source says that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!
The airline offered only baggage information claim tickets, which have a number and name written in black marker. Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

So let me tell you what really happened, the bitch got all giddy because people were asking for her autograph and wasn’t paying attention to her shit, some smart person on the side was probably watching and thinking to themselves, this whore is famous for nothing so I’m gonna steal her shit. And normally I wouldn’t condone stealing, but when its from someone as useless as this, its pretty much a given that you should steal from them. Plus, I am sure its not a big deal, the jewelry store that she borrowed those from surely has insurance!

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Here is a SFW image of Kim Kardashian and her giant ass celebrating her December cover of the Playboy magazine, which she definitely gets naked in. You will have to buy the magazine for the NSFW images that show her naked because Playboys lawyers have already made other sites remove the images, but if you watch the show, definitely go and get the magazine so you can see what a big liar she is when you see her 100% naked in her spread, since they shot the entire episode like she wouldn’t be showing anything at all.

And to make things clear, I don’t have a problem with the bitch getting naked, I have a problem with the bitch lying about getting naked on her show to try and keep up an already non existent reputation.

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Kim K turned 27, and as you could probably have guessed, she had a party at a bar where she shook her ass! Yay for birthdays!

And I had a shocking realization today of what she is going to look like in 30 years, and if you don’t see the resemblance, you are one blind bitch!

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Kim K went out again, this time to the “Keeping up with the Kardashians” premiere, and unfortunately she still hasn’t gotten her baby bangs under control. The good thing was she put her fun bags on display, so you don’t really have to look at her face for more than a brief second. Here are some pics of her with her sisters, but all I wanna know about them is wtf is up with one with the giant moon face? Her head is almost double the size of everyone else.

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Dear Kim,

Don’t wear bellyshirts when your tummy isn’t what you are famous for. And I am calling your bluff on wearing a shiny skirt to make your ass look bigger. Also, please get your baby bangs in check, they are running amuck on your forehead.

XoXo
TheHeadBitch

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I love her “flaws” and we haven’t seen her recently, its Kim K and her giant donkey out and about. What really sucks about Kim K is that she likes to do things in reverse order, like first, she got famous for a sex tape. Then she decided to do Playboy, and she is only showing one boob and her butt, which leads me to believe this BITCH has a time machine, because if anything has taught me anything, its that by now, we should be getting x-rays of her uterus by now.

Oh and you have to wait till December to see the uniboob and butt.

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Get ready people! Another non celebrity famous for nothing but her ass celebrity just might be landing a show on E!. The show would be a replacement to the recently canceled “Simple Life” series starring Nicole Hilton and Paris “Super Whore” Hilton. Gatecrasher reports:

E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the “Simple Life’s” Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show,” an insider tells In Touch.
New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.

I am quasi interested in seeing what that show would be like, mainly because I am a nosey BITCH and want to see what kind of ass exercises this BITCH does to maintain that donkey! And at least this show will probably not be scripted and re-shot over and over again like “Simple Life”, so thats definitely a bonus. Don’t get me wrong though, it definitely has the capacity to be an extremely shitty show, but I am not gonna knock it until I see it.

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Seriously, Kim K must be a moron to have thought working the red carpet at a benefit for Nicole Brown was a good idea. In case some of you are unsure as to why this is so blatantly rude, its because Kim K’s dad is none other than one of the lawyers who helped O.J. Simpson get off for murdering Nicole Brown. Really, this BITCH must have no shame to have shown her face at this benefit.

But, on the positive side of things, the BITCH’s tits looked fantastic! In some weird, superficial way that makes up for it a little, like “Oh, my dad helped her murderer go free, but here is my fantastic rack as a peace offering!”.

p.s. the BITCH’s fake eyelashes are out of control!! It looks like someone glued horse whiskers to her eyes!

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Who knew donkey’s could swim???

I am surprised that once she gets waist deep in the water that her ass doesn’t just start floating in the water like the worlds biggest life saving buoy or something. I do think something is up though, notice how we never get a full view of the donkey, and she hides it under a wrap until she is in the water….maybe she is trying to hide some butt implant scars!!

And this is random, but yesterday I saw a shitty video from Fall Out Boy and she was in it, and I never knew that. So I have to take all the mean things about her only being famous for being Paris Hilton’s best friend and having a sex tape back, because she is a video ho also! What makes it even worse is that she is the worse kind of video ho there is, she kept her clothes on the entire time, she didn’t do any booty pops and it was with that douche bag Pete Wentz band instead of a rap video. Which is all very confusing to me, because we know she likes to flaunt the ass and we know she loves black men, so it seems like rapper video ho would be the career choice for her.

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I am trying really hard to like this BITCH but she is making it so damn hard. I just wish she would hurry up and do something besides pose with her ass and run through all the eligible black men in America. I mean, at least get a clothing line or make up line, just please do SOMETHING that indicates you are more than Paris Hilton’s old best friend. Really though, the BITCH just needs to do Playboy. And if you want a good laugh at Kim K and her lifes work, click here.

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Yeah, that pun I made was lame and overdone, but what can I say??? I am having a hard time ASScessing the situation.

What I really want to know is if she has store bought junk in the trunk, because she was pseudo famous before when she was friends with Paris and I didn’t hear anything about this fantastic ass of hers then, so how did it suddenly get so big and out there?

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Kim K made an appearance at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collecton event, and looked pretty as usual. I swear she just needs to hurry up and marry a football player or basketball player before we all forget who she is, because when your only claim to fame is being best friends with a used up heiress and making a sex tape with a lame R&B singer your fame is fleeting! She is a smart one too, to help keep the camera on herself she cut a hole in her dress so we could see her boobs…smart move BITCH, smart move. Dont get it twisted though, I still love this BITCH!

And someone better call animal control quick!!!! That BITCH has got a donkey in her pants!!!!!

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And it’s gotta be because of that GIANT ass! Which is kind of weird, I have seen tons of pictures (not to mention a movie) and never noticed her ass to stick out so far. Maybe its the angle, maybe its good genes or maybe she has the same plastic surgeon as CoCo??? Either way, this big booty BITCH is just slayin’ black men left and right! Ray J, Reggie Bush….I wonder who is gonna be next?

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You can tell that this girl just wishes she was so much more famous! It is so hard to take her serious, especially when she tries to follow in Lindsay Lohans footsteps and deejay in the club! Not gonna happen sweetie! Take your fame for what its worth, you got baller Reggie Bush, now all you gotta do is make him marry you and you are set for life!

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I guess Reggie Bush likes used goods, because he is too fine to be going out with the girl who is only famous for letting Ray J pee on her and being ex best friends with Paris Hilton. Even video ho’s have more accomplishments than Kim K.

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