After doing his time for multiple DUI infarctions, Kiefer was released from Glendale City jail, after spending 48 days there.  Page Six reports:

Kiefer was driven away by his publicist under a police escort out the back of the Glendale City Jail an insider exclusively told PageSix.com. Our law enforcement sources also tells us that, “Kiefer is very excited to leave the jail and return to the safe and warm confines of his home. Kiefer was the model inmate while he served his time, and jokingly told jail staff that he won’t be doing any laundry anytime soon as he was relegated to endless hours of fluff and fold.”
We are also told by our insider that Kiefer is looking forward “to some real food, and he never wants to see another bologna sandwich ever again.”

And he didn’t even turn into a publicity whore like Paris Hilton?  Thats amazing.  But really, lets hope he doesn’t keep boozing and driving because that is a real dickhead thing to do, especially when you have been caught doing it like a million times (okay only like four, but thats closer to a million than not)

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The penitentiary that is. Today Kiefer plea bargained the prosecutors, pleading “No Contest” as part of the agreement they made. Ordered by a judge to 48 days in jail as a result of his most recent DUI arrest, which brought his total DUI count to 4. He must serve 18 days immediately, leaving the other 30 days to be served by July. He will not be officially sentenced until December 21, which means he will do some his time over Christmas. And from the statement issued by Fox, he swore he would handle this in a manner that would not disrupt the filming of 24, which might explain why he agreed to the plea bargain.

And isn’t it just amazing yall? He did all this without crying like a little bitch? Impressive to say the least. What is also impressive is four DUI’s. You have to be a spectacular asshole to get that many, or at the very minimum an excessive alcoholic. I think he should have been ordered to alcohol classes too.

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Like really drunk. So drunk in fact he reportedly blew double the 0.08 limit for a DUI when he got stopped at 1:35 AM. Bet it will take him more than 24 hours to sober up and deal with the fact he is a moron. AND its his second DUI in five years, so he might have time to think about the countless number of lives he put at risk in the now two times he has gotten a DUI while he is in jail. And honestly, if he has been caught twice, how often is this douche driving around drunk?

But way to go Kiefer, really, WAY TO GO! Because you really stand out from the other trash celebrities who get popped right and left for boozing and driving. Oh wait…..

And just for fun here is a drunken montage of Kiefer, doing what he apparently does best, which is getting wasted!

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