Page Six has reported that Amy Winehouse, who is already looking MUCH improved from the week off the crack pipe, is moving in with none other than the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Most people might think this would be a move in the wrong direction, but it does seem that Kelly Osbourne tries to be a good friend to Winehouse, and the entire family has been through rehab so I think its safe to say that they have had quite a lot of experience when it comes to kicking drug habits.

Plus, anytime you can see someone who is so far gone from drug usage such as Ozzy, who is only 59, its a good reminder to set the booze, pills and dope down.

Update

I totally forgot to add that she was denied a visa to come to the United States and perform at the Grammy’s, but that she will still perform via satellite.  And she was chosen to perform the new James Bond song.  The perpetual boozer had this to say:

“I’m raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards,” Winehouse said in a statement released Friday.

“I’d like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I’m really sorry I can’t be there but I appreciate that I’m being given a second chance via satellite,” said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.
In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. “She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best,” says the rep.

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Like she could desperately use a friend!!! And reformed bad girl Kelly Osbourne was there to help a friend in need, how very nice of her. Now if she could just transfer some of her weight to her, it would be a win win situation for all! No disrespect to Kelly though, this is the best she has looked in a long time!!! But then again, she is standing next to Amy Winehouse, who is on more drugs than a schizo Vietnam vet.

And just a word of advice to Amy Winehouse: the blonde hair is TERRIBLE, go back to BLACK! (See what I just did there??? Her albums called back to black, and I just said her hair needs to go back to black, I totally rock at this pun thing.)

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You might remember a story I did where I called Kelly Osbourne a bobble headed bitch, but had I known this picture was coming, I would have saved that insult because I can’t think of anything better now. It just doesn’t make sense for a head to grow at this rate, has she moved from snorting coke to snorting helium???

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When Kelly Osbourne was fat, her head looked proportionate to her body, but now that she went and got all skinny her head is just toooooo big!

And dare I say that Kelly O is as skinny/skinnier than BITCHney Spears???

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Seeing this picture first thing in the morning was probably not the best thing for my stomach. This could be so much hotter if instead of Kelly Osbourne it was Jessica Alba and instead of Kim Stewart it was Carmen Electra. But it’s not, so look at these and try not to throw up.

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