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Keira Knightley has a great face.

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Keira Knightley in an ugly dress

But a fug ass dress. The color is great on her, it just makes her tits look flatter than Katie Holmes ass.

Keira said it, not me!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Keira Knightley is pretty

Usually I am the one BITCHing about the way young Hollywood conducts themselves, but Keira Knightley decided to give me a break today, and talked shit about them for me! She is quoted as saying:

“With acting the mystique is what’s amazing. I love that it’s magic, that’s the whole point. The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re shittier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers. I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that on my own in private, but I try not to.”

I must say, I likey what I heary. She just left out the part of them being shittier than everyone else because they hoard money while children die from poverty every single day.

And I would just also like to add that Keira Knightley look fan-freaking-tastic in this picture.

Keira Knightley one cool BITCH

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Keira Knightley looks mad

When a tabloid magazine ran a picture of Keira Knightley next to a girl who had died of anorexia, Keira Knightley was super pissed and took them to court. The judge ruled in favor of Keira, who took the £3,000, doubled it and donated it to Beat, a charity that focuses on eating disorders.





 






 
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