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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Katie Price modeling lingerie

Katie Price, with fans she chose to help model her lingerie line.

I think its nice she tried to include everyone.

What do you think?

This is why I love that Jordan BITCH!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Katie Price nude and pregnant 1Katie Price nude and pregnant 2

Well maybe I just love to hate her because she looks so fine when she should be looking miserable!!! She is so close to popping! Most mothers at this stage look rough, but this BITCH just looks fierce, and naked!!! I know there was a lot of airbrushing going on, but kudos to the prego BITCH for looking this well! And since she is pregnant, we will let the fact that her butt looks like some weird box thing when she is sitting on her man’s lap! We wont let the hubby off so easy….dude looks like a grade A cupcake! He needs to toughen up a bit I think.

Jordan cant wait to see unborn daughter's vajayjay

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Jordan is pregnant 1

She may be a complete bimbo and completely off the wall, but dammit, I still love this BITCH! The kinda-famous-in-the-US celeb told press about her unborn child and why they decided to find out the sex of the child:

“It’s a girl. It’s been such a s**t year and Pete’s been wanting to know the sex the whole way through so I thought, you know what, let’s find out…I’m really looking forward to going out and buying all pink stuff and making her room all pink and girlie.

For me the best bit is still to come - seeing her vagina.

When she’s born, I’ll be like, ‘Show me her bits.’ Because that will prove it to me. At the moment I’m only used to willies.

I’m so worried that because I’ve always wanted a girl, something is going to happen and she will be taken away from me. I feel it’s too good to be true.”

Jordan is pregnant 2

Jordan BITCH slaps Posh!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Jordan Price is celebrity mom of the year

In a recent interview Jordan takes shots at the Beckhams, and then talks about her giant boobs!

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday. At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”

“Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

This might be a little too much info, but I hope to God that we get to see some motorboating going on in their show!!!





 






 
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