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Katie Holmes is a copy catter

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Katie Holmes has new hair

We all know Katie’s bff is Posh Spice, but did she really think she could jack her hair style, and make it hers by just adding bangs??? I don’t think so!!! But it looks cute, so who really cares?

Where oh where did Katie Holmes ass go???

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Katie Holmes flat ass

It looks to me that this bitch literally ran her ass off last weekend in a 26 mile marathon. Which is fine and all for her, but honestly??? 26 miles??? BITCH PLEASE!!!! Thats crazy!

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Tom Cruise and Katie to slut it up in pics

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Following in suit of their bestest friends, David and Victoria Beckham, the weird couple will be doing a super sexy photo shoot, with at least one shot showing the couple nude. MSN reports:

Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that’s rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they’ve so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.
“Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry,” says a pal. “They want to show the world how much.”
While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they’d like at least one photo to feature them naked.
“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

All I can say is, photoshop is awesome, but I don’t think it can make a naked Tom Cruise look sexy at all. You can’t really use photoshop to get rid of weird and creepy. I wonder if they will be using a stepping stool to give Tom those extra inches he needs to actually look like a man?

Katie Holmes having affair with costar on set of new movie?

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Katie Holmes having affair with costar on set of new movie

Tom is really going to flip out when he gets a chance to see this picture of his main BITCH wrapped up in the arms of another man! I wonder what kind of punishment she will have to go through for this? More time in the sauna eating vegetable oil? Or does this require some other scientology recipe? This BITCH better take this opportunity and RUN! He is never going to let her leave the house again!





 






 
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