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Warner Brothers issues statement on Heath Ledger passing

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Warner Brothers, the company responsible for the upcoming movie Batman: The Dark Knight starring Heath Ledger has issued a statement:

“The studio is stunned and devastated by this tragic news. The entertainment community has lost an enormous talent. Heath was a brilliant actor and an exceptional person. Our hearts go out to his family and friends.”

John Travolta, who happens to be in Australia at the moment, also commented, saying:

“He is one of my favorite actors. His abilities are rare…it’s a tremendous loss. It’s hard to be here celebrating Australia under these circumstances.”

 

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Also, Heath’s family is stepping forward and saying that it was NOT suicide, and they were told by law officials it didn’t appear to be suicide. And while I hope that is true, I am not sure how a law official would know this since they haven’t down the autopsy yet. In fact, no one really knows exactly what happened right now.

John Travolta caught up in scientology child abuse scandal!

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

John Travolta and Kelly Preston

Neighbors of John Travolta and Kelly Preston are coming forward with their concerns over the famous actor’s autistic son. Not only does their church not recognize his autistic condition, they have treated it has a whole other disease entirely, calling it Kawasaki Disease! Here is what the concerned neighbor had to say, who also has an autistic child!

“Tim and Patricia Kenny are the proud parents of a 4 year-old autistic girl, believe that it might be time for Child Protective Services to look into John Travolta and wife Kelly’s negligence in acknowledging their son Jett’s reported autism.
The Kennys also claim that Kelly and John “let Jett sit in front of video games all day eating junk food, while they eat the best organic food money can buy. They exclude Jett from all social events because they are embarrassed.”
“Once,” reports Kenny, “when Kelly took him to the movies, Jett started to have a meltdown and Kelly pointed at the nanny and ordered, ‘Take care of it.’”
“Jett does not speak at all,” confirms Kenny. “He has not even been taught how to communicate. We struggle every week to pay for our daughter’s therapy. How dare he [Travolta] ruin his own son’s chances of recovering! We want to get the word out on this.”

Really though, isn’t sitting in front of video games eating junk food all day what every other kid in America is doing? Hello? Being #1 for obese children just doesn’t happen for no reason!

Emergency landing for WILDHOG Travolta

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

John Travolta’s plane

John Travolta had to make an emergency stop in Ireland when his private Boeing airplane experienced engine troubles, interrupting his solo flight from Germany to New York.

John Travolta preplans sex

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

John Travolta and Kelly Preston

While promoting for WildHogs John Travolta spilled this little bit of info about how him and Kelly Preston make things work:

“We make lists of what we need and want from each other and check them regularly. We list everything from how much sex to what kind of food we want. It’s so we can find out what the other needs and that we’re going in the right direction. It doesn’t sound romantic but it works for us.”

It doesn’t sound romantic? NO SHIT! It sounds lame and creepy.





 






 
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