We all knew this was coming, the rumors have been circulating FOREVER!! But finally Nicole and bf Joel sat down for an interview with Diane Sawyer herself to talk about being preggo and her DUI’s:

“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”

and

“I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would,….And unfortunately I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”

So what the hell does that mean???? We are not going to get to see her screaming and throwing a fit in the courtroom like Paris? No conniving the guards to set her free? She wants to pay her dues and not make a big deal out of it??? BOO YOU BITCH! Haven’t you learned from Paris you have got to act like a complete twat so every news station will talk about you instead of something important?

But really, how many of you vote for the judge to order Paris Hilton to serve Nicole’s time for her? THAT would be much more entertaining. Nicole is going to handle it fine, same with having a baby, because she is simply a thousand times smarter than that dumb BITCH Hilton. And just think, in five more months there is going to be a mini-BITCH in the mix, which is going to be awesomeness, I just know it. It will funny to see how things turn out. It’s also going to be really funny to see skinny BITCH Nicole walking around preggo!!!

The interview will air on Thursday and Friday, so watch it if you have nothing better to do BITCHES!

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Pretty much everyone but Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have confirmed that she is pregnant!!! Which is cute and all, but its just too bad that she got knocked up by Joel because he is a giant tool! TMZ reports:

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.
Richie’s trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

Sure I should be making jokes about how she is too skinny to be with child, but she is about to be fat so I am going to go ahead and jump on that band wagon instead, so here goes: HAHAHAH NICOLE RICHIE IS LIKE SUCH A FAT BITCH!!! See how it works?? Already funnier than making fun of her for being to skinny. Plus the upside to her getting married while pregnant is that she will be chub and she wont look like Steven Tyler’s mike stand with a veil on!

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I don’t know if its just me or what, but I would probably never ever wear that to a zoo, ever, but since I like Nicole Richie I could care less what she wears. She is the cutest skinny girl ever, so I am not sure what she is doing with this chump hanging off of her face. I vote that all these hollywood BITCHES stand up for themselves and start dating people who are not complete tool bags.

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