Isn’t this jacket just the shit??? I love it! It’s just so Beatles/New Orleans marching band style that it works, at least for me anyways! The strips, and the big collar are just toooo awesome, I would work this jacket harder than a pimp on a ho in Vegas!
And I know there is a story that goes along with this….something like…she’s working on a country album, blah blah blah, kuwait perform for the troops, blah blah blah….. but I would rather just stick to jacket talk.
John Mayer took it upon himself to blog in self defense of his ex, Jessica Simpson, after Texans have begun to turn on her for ruining the cowboys season, and resulting in their defeat in the playoffs. He writes:
Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,
This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.
JM
Okay, I will give him some credit, Jessica Simpson wasn’t actually running on the field and fucking passes up, but she was with him in Mexico on the teams break, and then they came back, and he really sucked. And sure she loves Texas, but what has she done for us Texans, besides make us look like retards? Although she did have some help from George Dubya on that one.
And all I want to know now is, who is going to write a blog for John Mayer in defense of him acting like a pussy???
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Jessica Simpson, but if anyone needed further proof that she is a life ruiner look no further! Her newest movie, which I told you was shit MONTHS ago, is going straight to DVD and now her misfortune is actually affecting something I care about….THE DALLAS COWBOYS!
Like, out of all the white QB’s in the NFL, she decides to date Romo, and now the bitch done ruined him! He needs to dump this B listC list D Lister and get his head in the game. Sure she has great tits and hair, but she is a bad luck career ruiner, so the bitch has gotta go.
OWEN WILSON!!!! At least, thats what the NY Daily is reporting, and I must say, I think these two bitches would be freaking adorable as a couple. But you know their kid would have a jacked up beak nose!
Not really, but this BITCH does look like a duck here! My guess is that she just had her lips injected again!! Its a pity that this BITCH went and got all Hollywood on us and started shooting her face up with collagen, because you know, we have NEVER seen people do that before.
By wearing PRISON JUMPSUIT ORANGE!! While the color actually looks not too bad on her, its still a fug dress that is ill fitting. But Jess herself looks the best I have seen her in a while, all those gym visits are paying off! She always looks her best when she doesn’t overkill the makeup and looks more natural, because the makeup has a tendency to make her look tranny, especially when paired with the BITCH’s wide shoulders. Overall though, I will chalk this one up as a win for Jess.
Not that this is surprising or anything, but reports are coming out about Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, Blonde Ambition, and none of them are good! It has already been pushed back once, but now it doesn’t even have a release date. Gatecrasher reports:
Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.
“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.”
Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”
The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.
Poor Jess, no man, no movie and no marriage….shit is looking bleak!
Really, this is beyond horrible. What was Luke Wilson thinking?? Doesn’t he know if Jessica Simpson is in a movie with him she needs to be mostly undressed and not talking? God this is going to be awful!
She can dye her hair brown all she wants, but dumb is dumb and this BITCH aint getting any smarter. I have met bags of kitty litter that are smarter than Jessica Simpson. Thank God she has boobs, or she would probably be somewhere sleeping under a bench turning tricks for pizza poppers.
Such a lady but she dancing like a ho! I’m not sure though, why she would bring her boobs out and then go party with Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria. She should have been on stage getting down Pussycat Doll style, you know she is into that shit, you can tell she is loving the attention her boobies are getting! And you know she was getting wild with no daddy Joe Simpson in sight to regulate her behavior.
And all I can say is that a man baby? I want a penis check done stat. This looks like some drag queen impersonator of Jessica. Unfortunately, its not, but fortunately the boobs are on display so you don’t even have to look at her face!
Not that this is really a news flash to anyone, but Jessica Simpson went out and about with her boobies. You know she has to be wearing one incredible push up bra to get those puppies that high. The only thing keeping her from looking fabulous is that drab hair.
Add a few highlights BITCH, it will make you look younger.
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