Who even cares about Jennifer Lopez and her stupid kids?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Jennifer Lopez people kids

Honestly, I am so effing sick of people having babies, and then touting them on the cover of magazines for gazillions of dollars when no one wants to see any stupid babies, or their ugly little raisin faces. I hate babies, and this has sparked by anger towards them, so if I see a baby today, I just might punt it across the room.

And can someone please explain to me why animal babies are so freaking cute, but baby humans just totally suck????

Since we are on the subject of shit outfits…

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 Jennifer Lopez wore this Selena wardrobe reject outfit at a performance. Its TERRIBLE! Share This Posted in Fug Fashion, Funny Shit, Jennifer Lopez \| 2 Comments »

Some PETA bitch wants to kill Jennifer Lopez for wearing fur

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at Met gala

After receiving continuous threats, Marc Anthony has found it appropriate to hire two off duty cops, plus her usual security team, to help watch over Jennifer Lopez when she makes any public appearance. The notes attack the diva for wearing fur, claiming to want to “Kill her in public like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears”.

Out of all things to want to kill JLo for, BITCH why would you choose fur? What about Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan and that one song with Ja Rule??