Jamie Lynn Spears was seen leaving an education center, and apparently she is going to be getting her GED, which sucks because now we won’t be seeing any pregnant prom pictures, which would be instant classics. And perhaps out of irony, or just plain meanness Us magazine asked the star little idiot what she would be studying, and lets just say her hopes are astoundingly high:

“I haven’t thought anything about what I might study,” she has said. “I’ll have to look more into that. But if I went anywhere, I think it would be fun to go to LSU.”

Bitch please! The only thing you are going to be studying is how to smell out a stinky diaper and wipe spit up off your sweaters at the same time.

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I had hopes for this Spearling, who is only 16, even though my hopes consisted of her not getting knocked up and going insane like her sister, but those all got flushed down the drain with the OK! magazine exclusive cover, featuring a puppy eyed picture of Jamie Lynn with the title “I’m Pregnant!”. And her winner boyfriend has already found the time to update his myspace profile with the headline “Me and Jamie are over….. :(”, which pretty much completely contradicts all the rumors that the Spears have been spreading that they have been together for a while and that they were thinking of getting married. But since myspace is not the end all for legit breaking news stories, maybe they are still together and can have a wedding with Jamie Lynn aka Layme Lynn can have a honky tonk teenage wedding!

And whats even funnier, is that not too long ago she sued the National Enquirer for reporting that she was pregnant, and now National Enquirer is mass mailing the nasty email sent to them from the Spears camp talking about how morally upright she is, and its really perhaps one of the funniest mass emailing I have seen in awhile:

“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”

And now time to laugh:

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA…..breath…..AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAat this dumb bitch getting knocked up just like her sister!!!!

p.s. how many of you think she is doing this for attention???  She wants to be in the tabloids just like her Superstah Sistah!

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Jamie Lynn Spears seems like a really cute, sweet, innocent girl (remind you of how anyone else use to act?) but something about her screams “I’LL NEVER BE THAT FAMOUS!”. But I guess it could just be the shadow she is standing in next to bat shit crazy Brit.

Anyways, here is a picture of her at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party, which just so happens to be the dumbest f-ing name I have ever heard for a party.

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Well, there is good news for all BITCHney Spears fans around the world!!! If the comeback fails, she can simply be replaced by her hotter, younger and child free sister! Because no matter what you say, when I look at BITCHney, all I see is a washed up honky that has had more weiners in her than the Tsunami at a hot dog eating competition. But replace her with her sister, and its like a time machine has taken us back to the days with BITCHney was at the top of her game. All she needs to do is turn 18 and get some implants!!!

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