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Just another reason I love Jack Nicholson

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Besides the fact that he is the coolest old perv ever, he is endorsing my favorite candidate!

P.S. If Hillary wins presidency, I will burn my bra!!! (only one, because, well, I need the other ones and those shits are expensive)

Has Jack Nicholson been hiding a tard?

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Jack and some BITCHES

In a new, and unauthorized biography “Five Easy Decades” Jack Nicholson gets accused of having an illegitimate child, who just so happens to be handicapped. Having an illegitimate child is no big deal in Hollywood these days, but having a son who is illegitimate because he has handicaps is a whole new issue. Plenty of people in Hollywood have kids with special needs, Jenny McCarthy, Sylvester Stallon, Doug Flutie and Tonie Braxton, just to name a few. Page Six reports:

“There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”

It’s too bad that he would choose to do a John Travolta in this situation.

And just for fun, I used a picture of Jack doing what Jack does best, and thats conceiving illegitimates!

The definition of a pimp

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Jack Nicholson is a pimp

Sure, Jack Nicholson has BITCH tits and is a fug monster, but you gotta recognize a true PIMP when you see one! The working definition of pimp in this case being:

PIMP (pÄ­mp) : When you are surrounded by beautiful bitches on a boat and you still have the biggest tits.





 






 
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