Jesus, is everyone knocked up these days?

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Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Helena Bonham Carter looking crazy pregnant

I am so sick of seeing and hearing about pregnant celebs and people wanting to have babies, I can’t take it any-freaking-more. Especially when its Helena Bonham Carter looking like Edward Scissorhands just styled her hair. I mean, that hair is truly bad, impressively so I might add. And then that makes me wonder, what the hell is this baby gonna look like? I don’t have too high of expectations….and do you think she will brush its hair ever? Or will it just have crazy rat nest baby hair?

Helena Bonham Carter scares the bejeezus out of me sometimes!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

She is the equivalent, weirdness wise, to Johnny Depp, unfortunately she doesn’t look as hot as he does. Instead she just looks kind of greasy and like she itches all over! I guess it was REALLY hot too because she has sweat literally rolling down her face. And looking at her hair makes you wonder what type of hair product the BITCH uses, because hair like that just doesn’t happen. You have to have a bunch of people styling it with electric toothbrushes and aquanet.