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I betcha Christina Aguilera cannot sleep on her stomach

Thursday, February 21st, 2008


Christina Aguilera was on Ellen this week, and basically her boobies are bigger than ever. And while that is probably the highlight of this clip, the real gold is watching Ellen steal peeks of Christina’s supersized boobs. But who can blame her? Its hard not to stare! Bitch is working with some MAJOR tits!

This is the kinda shit people do that frustrate me.

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

So let me catch yall up on the Ellen drama, because I didn’t post it at first because I didn’t think it was really going to be anything interesting, but apparently the shit has hit the fan, people are crying and dogs are getting repossessed.

But anyways, Ellen adopted this dog named “Iggy” from the Mutts and Moms adoption agency, unfortunately, it could not adjust to being around her cats, so she gave to dog to her hairdresser, who has two children, and Iggy was there for two weeks. When the Mutts and Moms agency found out about this, they were pissed, saying that she signed a contract saying she would return the dog to them if she ever decided to get rid of it. So what did the agency do??? Instead of just checking to make sure the home was a good, safe one for the puppy, the forcible removed the dog from the home with the little kids.

Then Ellen publicly pleaded with the group via her talkshow, crying and saying she would pay whatever it takes to make it right again.

The Insider reports:

The attorney for Mutts & Moms tells “The Insider” that ELLEN DeGENERES’ formerly adopted dog has been placed in a new home. Sources tell ET that while the agency claims Ellen broke her contract by giving him away to a trusted co-worker, the Mutts & Moms owners themselves have not followed all the rules set by their company. They allegedly did not require Ellen or her partner PORTIA DeROSSI to fill out an application, nor did they change the registered owner information as they said they would. Our sources also tell us the family Ellen gave the dog to did fill out an application online when the dog took up residence with them. It was at that time the agency said they would come out to inspect their property as part of the adoption process. Instead, they reclaimed the dog after calling the police.

Stuff like this drives me CRAZY! The answer to what should have been done is so simple and obvious, yet uppity bitches wanna make things difficult for everyone involved. Its just ridiculous. And I know Ellen didn’t follow the rules in the contract she signed, but why would you punish children for her mistake??? What a sad, pathetic group of old grumpy ass bitches with too much time on their hands must the Mutts and Moms agency be.





 






 
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