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Brooke Hogan is taking this divorce really hard…

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

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Just not as hard as her fake tits though! And I wonder if she paid for them, or did the Hulk???

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Hulk Hogan served divorce papers!

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Around the time of the year when you are suppose to be thankful and with your family, Hulk was getting served with divorce papers! Hulk Hogan, who’s legal name is Terry Bollea found out the hard way though when his tranny wife, Linda Bollea, filed the papers last Tuesday:

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.
He called back about five minutes later.
“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

But friends of the family say he shouldn’t be too shocked, because everyone has known it was coming for some time:

Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been on the outs since June, and that the divorce filing was not a surprise to the Hogans or people who know the couple. Sources tell TMZ that the couple even filmed part of their reality TV show “Hogan Knows Best” when they were separated. This was a source of problems for production, because they had to play nice while filming scenes together.

My guess is it has something to do with the Hulksters love of painkillers, strippers and Bubba the Love Sponge! And apparently he isn’t too secretive with it either, I hear everyone in Tampa knows about his love for women who are not his wife and prescription drugs!

And just for fun, here is a video of Linda Hogan starring in a dvd titles “Vehicular Lunactics” which shows her actually racing and talking about how much she loves illegal street racing and running from the cops. What a cool mom. Its probably why her son does shit like this.

Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter? I wonder if the Hulkster approves?

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

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These pics don’t prove anything besides the fact these two know each other, but rumor mills are flying about the two possibly dating. I know Brooke Hogan doesn’t have enough sense not to do this, or this, but lets all really hope she knows better than to be hooking up with douchebag:


I dont care how much I try to like this BITCH

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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What Brooke Hogan is wearing is just UNACCEPTABLE! Where the f do you even get stuff like this? She looks like a pirate hooker, on steroids, with bad weave and VERY hard nipples. I try extra hard to like her, just because she seems nice, but this outfit is where I draw the line. I cannot support shit like this, its just terrible.

The only place on earth where this would be acceptable is……in a STRIP CLUB!

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Did Brooke Hogan get fake boobies???

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

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Unless somehow she grew some extra perky, hard boobs randomly out of nowhere, I think its safe to say she got some store bought fronts. But I think its a good move for her, they definitely look nice. An even better move for the BITCH though would be doing Playboy!!! But who really cares if her boobs are fake or not, just as long as she isn’t wearing those hideous pant chaps.

But really, I can’t say it enough, I really do love this BITCH and I hope she gets super famous so I don’t have to hide the fact that I love her!! She just seems too sweet!!!

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Brooke Hogan stikes again in cut out jeans!

Monday, June 25th, 2007

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WHY BITCH, WHY???? I am pretty sure the reaction you received the first time you wore these pants should have been plenty enough reason to burn these fugly assless pants. I really am trying over here to keep liking you, you are just so adorable on that show, but these things keep making it harder and harder for me to defend liking you. I know you have a brain in there, and you know these pants are ugly and shouldn’t be worn. So do the right thing and NEVER, EVER wear these things again, okay BITCH???

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Brooke Hogan really needs to fire her mom-ager.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

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Or at least not let her in the room when she is getting dressed because I know somehow she was responsible for this gold dress. I love the Tara Conner hair cut, it looks really nice, but the dress not so much. And I know I am being partial, but I love the BITCH, and I think with the right stylist and stuff she could look fantastic, she is just too adorable to me! But it is kind of weird, its like the Donald and Ivanka Trump thing….I can just picture her Dad and it kind of freaks me out. But one upside of having the Hulkster be your Dad is that the BITCH has got legs that are longer than my entire body! I hope she does Playboy soon, I think that would get her a HUGE fan base going.

I also hope a new season of their show starts soon, even though I am a little embarrassed to admit I watch it….

p.s. Brooke, you are a sweet girl, but you need to work on making sweet faces maybe…

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Brooke Hogan wears assless pants on stage

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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Wow, I always try to defend this BITCH but if she doesn’t fire her mother soon she is gonna be on the shit list! Where do you even come up with such a fugly idea for pants? When she put these on did she not take two seconds to look in the mirror to see that she looked cheaper than Britney Spears??? Either way, they are not flattering, they are never going to be flattering and mostly, those atrocious things will never be in style.

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Brooke Hogans performs striptease, calls it performing!

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

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I don’t know where the Hulkster was on this one, because if he was watching this from the audience he should feel like one dirty old man. I am surprised he even let her do this, I bet this was her trashy mom Linda’s idea.

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Brooke Hogan FUGS it up

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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I would normally say good job for working out, but the BITCH has to go food in one of these pics. And what the hell kind of bull frog thing is she doing with her neck???

When Hulk Hogan looks better than you, you are in big trouble BITCH!!!

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