And I guess I will give it an “A” for slightly slutty behavior. But I must say, in comparison to her old videos, this one will leave most BITCHney fans disappointed. There is no choreography beyond pelvic thrust on the stripper pole and towards a mirror, and make sure to take extra note when there is about 25 seconds left in the video for a great BITCHney shot. The highlight of the video is probably when she takes her shirt of and dances around the pole like a good mom trying to make that money. My only real complaint, besides the horrible light effects, is that I don’t think she put her full effort into dancing on that pole, and she could have taken pole classes to get some real moves, but then, I guess that just wouldn’t be classy.
ALSO: E! Online is reporting the reason she missed her court ordered drug test and therefore lost her kids was because she was sleeping, literally.
Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears’ assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home.
At least it was for a good reason, I mean, she couldn’t just take the drug test and fail Michael Vick style.
I am so bored on this topic today, that I really don’t even have a lot to say about BITCHney, other than this is an interview from her aunt, and the shit she is saying is a NO BRAINER! But anyways, here is her interview:
On Britney possibly committing suicide:
“We are worried about suicidal tendencies in her. Everything is spiraling down and she has not got a backbone — a family member to help her. We fear that one day we may turn on the TV that she’s done something terrible to herself.â€
On Britney’s outlandish behavior:
“Every time you turn the TV on it’s something and every time it’s more negative than the last. It gets worse and worse. Not wearing panties is not something a true southern girl would do. Then, in front of the paparazzi when she crashed into the car and said, ‘Oops’ and took off, she knows better than that.â€
On Britney’s VMA performance:
“In some of the clips we’ve seen it looks like either she’s on something or so drunk she doesn’t know what world she’s in. It’s heartbreaking. Everybody is human, but she needs to come back down to earth. Her mother was always her backbone. Since they’ve fallen out everything has gone to hell.â€
On Britney’s kids:
“The kids came second and her party life came first so it really wasn’t a shock that the kids have been taken away from her. It was just very disappointing. You just want to reach out and grab her and hug her and tell her you love her. I want to knock some sense into her and say, ‘Britney — wake up!’â€
You know, most moms, when losing custody of their kids would be at home sobbing, on the phone with their lawyer and trying to get their kids back. But NOT if you are BITCHney Spears. BITCHney actually turned her kids over just hours after being court ordered, when she had until tomorrow to officially relinquish custody. Then she did what most moms drug addicts do, she went tanning! She honestly looks better already though, maybe she just isn’t “mother material” and can’t handle the stress of being a parent.
I vote to keep the kids with Kevin!!! Its the ONLY way she has a chance at a comeback cuz we have clearly seen she can’t balance both - without going crazy.
Today a judge rewarded Kevin Federline 100% custody, for an indefinate period of time, as a result of BITCHney’s recent legal matters including a hit and run, and driving without a valid license. She was ordered to turn her two boys over to Kfed by Wednesday at the latest, and she still must follow a previous ruling stating she must attend parenting classes, take biweekly drug test and seek therapy for parenting issues. TMZ reports:
Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline’s powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver’s license … Spears took the kids to the drive-thru at Carl’s Jr. at 12:02 this afternoon and surrendered the kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard three minutes later.
Since she has a valid license in her home state of Louisiana I think its crappy that THIS would be the thing to make her lose custody. So what she never went and took a new picture at a California DMV? It doesn’t change how she drives. Plus she has been pulled over and investigated several times but no one ever called her out on this before. If anything, they should be focusing on her weird ass behavior, not something as minute as that. Although, its pretty dumb she didn’t make the effort to switch her license when she moved, its really not that hard to do, if you have more than three brain cells.
But on the real, I predict this bitch is inching closer to “rock bottom”.
Jamie Lynn Spears seems like a really cute, sweet, innocent girl (remind you of how anyone else use to act?) but something about her screams “I’LL NEVER BE THAT FAMOUS!”. But I guess it could just be the shadow she is standing in next to bat shit crazy Brit.
Anyways, here is a picture of her at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party, which just so happens to be the dumbest f-ing name I have ever heard for a party.
Someone should really tell this bitch how bad those contacts look in. If I had a friend trying to wear those out, I would do her the huge favor of poking her eyeballs out. She just needs to take her self home, stop dying and redying her barely grown back hair and weave, go tanning, buy a treadmill, stop wearing retarded looking contacts and not leave her house until the BITCHney we know is back.
OMFG, I usually don’t think kids are very cute or anything besides annoying for that matter, but when babies hold hands its the cutest f-ing thing ever. Like EVER, EVER. Except for this.
And if I was a baby mind reading genius, which I am, I would have to say that something along the lines of “oh shizit Mom’s driving and done went and dyed her hair again so lets cling on to each other for safety since she is prolly drunk n hizigh on pills” is going through their minds. (And yes, BITCHney’s kids only speak in baby rapper slang. )
And can someone please explain to me why this bitch is driving still? Didn’t she JUST get charged for not having a valid license???
I don’t know if the BITCH is trying to go to jail or what, but between all her allegations of drug and child abuse, the last thing this BITCH really needed was another court case. But thats what she got, because on August 6, she hit a parked van, got out and looked at her car, then just walked away. She didn’t even take the time to look at the van she had hit, or to write a letter of any sorts. And she didn’t have a valid license at the time. So now queen BITCHney is facing a hit and run charge causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both are misdemeanor’s, so the BITCH-ster should be able to get off with fines, but both penalties could result in up to a year in jail.
In almost those exact words! The details of the court rulings were released, and People magazine seems to have summed it up nicely:
Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline may not consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their children.
Spears was ordered to meet with a “parenting coach” at least twice a week for a total of eight hours, according to court documents released Tuesday.
“The parenting coach is to observe (Spears’s) interaction with the minor children and her parenting skills,” the Commissioner wrote. The coach will provide lawyers on both sides with written reports, and will appear in court at the ex-couple’s next hearing on Nov. 26.
Both Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have also been ordered to complete a program called “Parenting Without Conflict,” and must enroll by the end of the week. They must attend joint co-parenting counseling, and both sides must decide on selection of a therapist by week’s end.
The commissioner also ruled that both sides are not allowed to use corporal punishment on the kids, and must refrain from making “derogatory remarks” about each other and their families.
I think this judge did a pretty good job of attempting to fix all the problems he could, but it reminds me of a saying I have heard before, “You can’t fix crazy”, and Spears is obviously crazy, because, right after getting this ruling, the BITCH went out partying at two different night clubs! I guess she really knows how to take a hint. And just for fun, here is video of the best mom ever, leaving a nightclub.
We have joked, and joked about the day BITCHney would lose her kids because of her constant bizarre behavior, but it looks like today is the day. Not only has she lost her manager and her lawyer in the past three days, now Kevin Federline has received temporary full custody of the two boys. Fox News reports:
Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com. During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use†since she returned from rehab.
As funny as I could probably make this sound, it would take entirely too much work. This situation is just sad, sad, sad. Lets just hope this is the wake up call she needed, and after this is resolved, hopefully she can move forward and stop being so damn crazy.
Also, nudity shouldn’t really be counted against her as a parent. Plenty of kids are raised in clothing optional families and turn out fine. And NOOOO, I haven’t gone soft on BITCHney, I just think her kids safety should be judged on craziness not nudity.
So BITCHney and Kfed were due in court today, and all kinds of shit is hitting the fan! Not only did BITCHney’s lawyer file paperwork to separate herself from the walking train wreck. Spears is expected to replace her with celeb lawyer Marci Levine.
Also causing drama was the revelation of the secret witness, who is none other than Fat Tony, and, as suspected, he is a former body guard to Spears and was fired last spring. And whether or not he is called in to testify today, his lawyer, Gloria Allred plans to hold a press conference addressing who he is and what he plans to say!
Team Kevin all day!!!
And stay tuned for updates!
UPDATE #1: Gloria Allred held her press conference today, and said Tony Baretto (Fat Tony) submitted a declaration to the court, which contained allegations of nudity, drug use and safety concerns AFTER BITCHney went to rehab. And even though Baretto was not called to testify by either parties, Allred says her clients claims were “unrefuted and unchallenged”.
We all know the BITCH is crazy, but has she just taken it to a level of crazy none of us knew she had in her? ET, who is VERY credible is reporting this:
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life.
Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.
Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.
ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
I really, REALLY hope this is all true, and that BITCHney has a hitman receipt in her purse.
Here are the pics of Christina working the red carpet at the Emmy’s as well, and I think we can all agree that Christina has indefinitely won the fight against BITCHney.
Everyones favorite honky, BITCHney is reportedly gearing up to do a cover and photo shoot with popular mens magazine Maxim. OK! magazine is reporting that the manic celeb wants to be on the cover as soon as they can shoot her, which for us is a blessing in disguise, because with the Maxim makeover, we just might get a glimpse of the HOT BITCHney instead of the im-so-crazy-i-might-kill-you-if-you-blink BITCHney.
Really though, this is probably the best move she could make after sucking so bad. Because nothing says “I am sorry for ruining the VMA’s” like taking half nude pics. I think she should do this Maxim thing then lay low for a while, stop eating, then do Playboy. Its the only chance she has at making a comeback now.
The VMA’s were almost a week ago, and it just seems miss BITCHney (and her cousin) can’t get past it. Alli Simms, best known for being related to Spears, had this to say about Sarah:
“She’s mean…MEAN. She’ll have kids one day and she won’t appreciate that crap.â€
BOO-freaking-HOO!
I dont really know what the point she is trying to make is, unless having kids makes you instantly lose your sense of humor, and turn into a bitter old BITCH who can’t even laugh at their own life. Because, really, there is nothing funnier than making fun of kids, especially because a good percent of kids born were probably mistakes, or at least an accident! And just because they are born mistakes, doesn’t mean they will be a mistake forever, sometimes parents get lucky and their mistake goes on to make them lots and lots of money, a la Lynne and Jamie Spears, even if it is at the cost of their own sanity.
Us magazine is reporting that BITCHney, after her performance, had a meltdown backstage. Why you ask? Because she could see herself on different monitors during her performance and supposedly it caused her to flip out, Us magazine says:
No one was more shocked watching Britney Spears’ performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night than the 25-year-old popstar herself.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,†a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.â€
Yeah, I would feel bad for her, but after this embarrassing thing happened, she just went out and embarrassed herself even more. She needs to just hire me to be her leash handler, because lord knows this BITCH needs to be on short ass leash. And did she really need to say “fat pig” because pigs are already fat, so its kind of redundant.
So after years of not winning at award shows, Kanye West was shut out AGAIN in 5 different categories of which he was nominated. Here is how he reacted backstage(which is kinda awesome), and and here is what he said about losing, AGAIN:
“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.†It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video.
I kinda agree, he is a LOT better than most the people he lost too. And how many awards can they give to Timbaland and Justin Timberlake? They are practically sponsored by MTV.
Kanye wasn’t finished with just that, he then felt the need to talk about BITCHney’s performance, saying:
“[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’â€
I gotta agree, MTV should have pulled the plug on that shit show, and that’s awfully nice of Kanye to notice. But MTV wouldn’t pull a plug on something, no matter how shitty (i.e. The Hills, Laguna Beach, Life of Ryan, etc.) if they think they can get ratings from it. Hence the reason they let BITCHney, who hasn’t had a hit in years, or a decent performance, take the main stage to open the show. Tsk, Tsk, MTV, you suck. And in the words of JT, I close with this:
“I want to challenge MTV to play more videos.â€
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