I guess when you are more famous than Jesus, the Beatles and Paris Hilton’s twat, I guess you can get away with all kinds of shit, like this outfit that belongs on a retarded cross dressing stripper.
According to NBC via the London Daily Mail, BITCHney was not too happy last week when Paris tried to steal the limelight away from her at her birthday, and it has caused a massive fallout between the two. LDM reports:
London’s Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears’ camp has sent to Hilton, demanding The Simple Life star stops being rude to Britney and members of her entourage.
They reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.
A source says, “The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.”
Australia’s Sydney Daily Telegraph reports the former friends fell out at Spears’ 26th birthday parties in Hollywood last weekend.
But a source close to Hilton tells the Mail, “It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c**p.”
So it’s crap she says? Probably just like this is completely crap and never happened either, warning NSFW image of Paris making out topless with some other girl:
Which I totally don’t care about her sexual preference or what she does, even though its sad to say the low rates of STD’s among lesbians wont stay that way for much longer if Paris keeps hooking up with them, but its just annoying that she does what only a dumb slut would do and acts like a goody two shoes twit, and denies things that there is pictorial proof of.
Ohh lord, just a day after finding out about her kinky sex dungeon, rumors are surfacing that she is pregnant with child number 3, and that the baby daddy is none other than tool bag producer J.R Rotem. In Touch supposedly reached J.R. by text and photographed the conversation:
The thing is, how is this hardly proof? Because some anonymous source said this, and I am sorry, you can store any number with any name, so it just saying “Jr Rotem” really doesn’t mean a whole lot. Don’t get me wrong though, Bitchney is a crazy sex addicted ho bag, so I wouldn’t be shocked at all to find out she knocked up. This just isn’t conclusive proof for me.
And is it wrong to kind of hope this is true? I know it would be DISASTROUS, but how hilarious and amazingly awesome would it be to see her waddling around pregnant with two kids she has lost custody of already with a crappy weave in? I don’t even know if I am prepared to handle that.
(and if you are wondering why he has a tractor dick, just click here)
You know, I am really running out of ways to say Bitchney is a hot mess whose life is going down the shitter, but a las I will try…
Today’s big story on the mentally screwed up star is brought to you courtesy Star magazine via NY Daily News, and is about her secret sex filled life and her shit smeared sofas….for real.
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
“Britney is sexually obsessed,” the source tells Star.
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
You know, their is a good side and a bad side to this story. On one hand, at least she is changing diapers (even if she is just wiping their ass on the couch) and taking an interest into how she looks. On the other hand however, it appears she has entered mating season, locked someone in her sex dungeon and probably wont stop until she is knocked up again.
This week, Us Magazine has a cover tribute to Bitchney, and they delve into her past and dig up dirt that even I don’t wanna know. The cover alleges teenage sex, family suicide and addiction, which let me tell you is just SOOOOO shocking. I mean, from her behavior I think anyone who has taken psychology 101 would tell you that she is the product of some crazy home life and weird shit, and if investigative journalism was really alive, this would have all surfaced a long time ago. Say like when she was 16 and was like “Hee Haw I’m a virgin till I die yall”. Some of these stories details have leaked online though:
Us has learned that Spears’ paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, in June 1966 committed suicide at age 31. Britney’s grandmother, who suffered from depression, shot herself in the chest with a shotgun at the grave of her infant son who had died eight years earlier just three days after being born.
A local newspaper article obtained by Us reported at the time: “The shotgun had been pressed against the woman’s chest and she apparently pulled the trigger with a toe of the right foot from which a shoe had been removed.” The newspaper reported that Emma Jean had attempted suicide three times before.
Emma Jean Spears left behind four other children, including Britney’s father, Jamie Spears, then an eighth grader. Two of Jamie Spears’ brothers ended up with criminal records and homeless.
More troubling details on Britney Spears’ disturbing childhood — and how it plays a part in her behavior today appear in the new issue of of Us Weekly, on newsstands Wednesday nationwide.
Sad and tragic, just like her life right now. But what can I say, you can lead a bitch to water but you can’t make her drink, so Bitchney won’t change anything until she is ready to. Lets just hope its sooner than later.
But Lord rest her soul, the crazies done creeped up again!!
This time, a bloated, collagen filled Spears was spending one of her two days a week that she gets her children, with a court appointed monitor, but instead of doing something a child might be inclined to like, she took them to the chandelier store.
And left them in the car.
All alone with the court appointed monitor.
So if she is trying to prove she cares about her kids, she is failing. And if she is trying to convince us she is looking better, she’s not.
Because I was suffering a case of BITCHney burnout, but I think I have recovered enough to talk about how she still isn’t fit enough to take care of her kids, TMZ says:
In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.” According to the report, the coach wrote, “It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.” The coach also said Spears seemed to have a “lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense.” And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: “The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
But, I am glad to see that even in what is suppose to be her darkest times, she still has time to go out the bars dressed like an over weight trans gendered zebra cat. And hey, at least she is just neglectful not abusive, right????
In other news, her former assistant has started leaking photos to the press that show a partying, but definitely a better looking Bitchney than what we are used to. Really, these pics are TAME, with nothing shocking whatsoever, which leads me to believe that her former assistant deserves to be cunt punted into next year for being an attention-monger.
So Halloween was last night, and as usual, the whore meter was off the charts, and with so many bitches dressing like skanks and midterms going on, I am just going to have to consolidate them all into one!
So here goes, Paris dressed up AGAIN, this time as a soldier type thing, which is funny, because she could take an entire army out by starting a herpes shingles outbreak. Then their is Heidi Klum, who was a kitty, and I think she nailed the appropriate degree of whore for a mother of three. Neil Patrick Harris dressed up as an insane crazy killer clown, and I like the throwback to the days of when Halloween was about scary costumes. Kate Beckinsale might have worn the most pleather I have ever seen in one place, at one time in my life, and the bitch really just looks like a fetish pornstar, and she brought her kid, who I think is a “saloon girl”, seriously. I don’t know WTF Christina Aguilera was, but it was pretty bad. She should have went with the pregnant nun if you ask me. Teri Hatcher made me vomit a little as that queen bitch from Alice in Wonderland. And finally, mega-failure BITCHney looked a complete mess, with way too much see through mesh. It kind of looks like if you filled hot pink zebra fishnets with butter, and then put RED shoes on with it to make sure it clashed extra well.
Today seems to be a busy day with some stories of celebrities doing good, and others (ahem…Paris) just falling flat.
1st Celeb Charity winner: The first celeb on our good sides today is BITCHney, because lord knows her life is all kinds of a mess right now but she is still finding time to plan an auction of her clothes, with proceeds going to a yet unannounced childrens organization. A close friend of hers told Us Weekly:
“It’s something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.â€
2nd Celeb Charity winner:: The second winner of the day is Beyonce, who is on tour right now performing in Ethiopia, because she found time in her busy trip to visit local schools in the area.
And now, on to our Celeb Charity Losers Loser Paris Hilton!!!!
Everyone in the world heard the stories about her planning a trip to Rwanda, and then her idea to make it into a TV show, but know it seems all that talk was for nothing, as the organization Paris was going to travel with is “restructuring”. Because you know, its impossible for her to organize a charity trip on her own, or even with another organization. And this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t TALK about the charity stuff you want to do, your BITCH ass should just do it! But I am sure no one is surprised at all about Paris choosing to still act like a dumb whore versus positively changing the lives of others. Chickenface will ALWAYS be loser in my book though, and no amount of charity and do gooding can change that for the simple fact you cant make a ho into a to a bitch that acts right.
Kudos to BITCHney, because, on this shitty, cold, rainy day she made me laugh by dancing in her backyard, with her new collagen lips and a cigarette in her bikini. Long Live BITCHney.
Oh and anyone who wants to buy me those sunglasses, feel free, because those bitches are the BOMB!!!
And to those thinking Spears is looking too hot, click here to be brought back to reality!
As BITCHney was leaving a Beverly Hills medical building complex yesterday, where TMZ reports that she got her lips “plumped” and was driving with only one hand while her other hand was hiding her new duck lips, she tried to make a left turn and drove over the foot of a TMZ photographer. Which is kind of hilarious because she JUST had settled her hit and run case that day. And how did BITCHney react?? Probably how I would have! TMZ reports:
Spears looked shocked once she realized what she’d done … but didn’t get out of the car to see if he was okay.
But I don’t feel bad for the photog at all. FFS, you learn when you are like 2 not to try and stand in front of a moving car. I mean, wtf is she suppose to do, just wait until she goes blind from their flashbulbs to continue to drive? Maybe I am just a road raging BITCH, but I would be slapping these people for even get that close to my car.
UPDATE: Apparently BITCHney has NOT settled her hit and run yet, but its 100% she has had her lips done!
We all knew things had been going too smoothly for BITCHney the last couple of days, but don’t fret! The mayhem in her life is back and she is effing up as usual! TMZ reports:
“We’ve learned Brit did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests, and that is what triggered Commish Gordon’s action.â€
Hmmm….I wonder…WHY would Spears not want to have random drug testings done????
BECAUSE THE BITCH CAN ONLY STAY SOBER FOR A DRUG TEST FOR A FEW DAYS AT A TIME!
The sloppy mother of two went into the police station yesterday to formally be booked on charges stemming from a hit and run that she was caught on tape committing.
Officer Mike Lopez said Spears turned herself in around 9 p.m. and left about 45 minutes later. Spears was fingerprinted and photographed, he said.
“She was fine, cooperative,” Lopez said. “She did her business and came out.”
Spears, 25, was wearing large designer sunglasses and a black turtleneck dress and jacket. As she left the station, she told KCAL-TV that all went smoothly.
“They were nice,” she said of police. She told the station she was wearing the sunglasses because she had pinkeye.
I just wanna know, can’t this bitch afford gentamicin drops???
Today BITCHney attended a court hearing that she requested to try and get overnight visits with her two children, with the stipulation that her mother could serve as her court appointed monitor. The judge felt inclined to give her more visitation time and is allowing her one night of supervised visits a week. It’s not yet been decided who will be the monitor, but I am sure it won’t be long till we find out if its BITCHney’s mom or someone from the state.
And, I guess with so much important shit going on today, the bitch forgot to put her panties on, and decided to go flashing her kitty cat to the world. Again. So yeah, click for the NSFW image of her gine-steen.
Break a shitload of records when her new album comes out on iTunes. And fans are going to be able to get the album earlier than the original November 12. Jive Records announced that they will be moving the release date up to October 30, siting internet leaks for the reason.
Whenever it does come out not only will her big ass fan base be buying one copy, most will buy two, and I predict MEGA numbers on iTunes. I will just download it.
And in other news, rumor is that BITCHney hit KFed several times during their marriage, and thats the reason he asked for the court to stipulate that no corporeal punishment can be given to the boys.
And in the best story of all, BITCHney loves her dog London more than her kids, Ok! Magazine says compares their relationship:
“It set her off into hysterics,†the source tells OK! about the scene at the Marina del Rey, Calif., eatery. And a friend of Brit adds, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London.”
The friend also reveals to OK! that, “If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.â€
Here is what everyone is calling an “uncut” version of BITCHney’s new video, and I guess when there is about 1:13 left in the video you can kinda see her boobs, which have painted stars on the nips, for like two seconds. Its really not that much more revealing than the first one, but apparently everyone is freaking out over it.
BITCHney had a day full of steps forward for once, and managed to see her kids, supervised of course. She also passed a court ordered drug test, which means she must be clean of most drugs, although some things do pass through the system quickly. TMZ reports:
Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.
It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call “public perception,” Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids. But as one connected source says, “It’s all stabilized and it’s all good.”
Honestly, I think making your YOUNG ass kids wait outside your house for over forty minutes because you don’t want anyone “telling you how to raise your kids” is heinous. I can’t help but think that she is a MEGA CRAZY ASS BITCH!
And as far as her on going legal trouble for a hit and run, sources are reporting:
Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.
Maybe she can just like, give one of her kids to the lady to make up for hitting her car and not leaving a note…oh wait…she can’t because she doesn’t have custody!!! (and thats what I like to call a burn bitches!!)
And since I missed a few posts on what she was up to lately (sorry school has been hectic) here is a brief summary:
She reunited with her mom, and spent some time with her sister where they were attacked by a super bitchy over the top soccer mom who put her hands on Jamie Spears, who rebutted when the lady told her sister she was ruining the neighborhood by telling her “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!” Its really nice to see that is going to be just as classy as her big sis, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on videotape.
And its not over yet…..here is footage of the high school drop out showing of her brain power by smoking at the gas station, while she is at a pump. YAY for smart people!!! You can tell this bitch didn’t need to go and get on of those edjamakashun things.
I just reported that this BITCH was too damn tired to get her ass out of bed for drug tests she would have failed, but now BITCHney is too tired to even see her kids! Life and Style magazine is reporting that she missed her first SUPERVISED visitation with her two sons, scheduled for three days after she lost custody, the details:
The night before, “She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them,†says the insider.
“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.
“But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!
“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.â€
Uhm, yeah, I don’t feel to bad for the BITCH at all on this one. Why the hell is she so tired all the time? My guess is the xanax she is on, because its not from over training, over parenting or over touring or recording. All she ever does is drink starbucks and smoke cigs, so she should be as hyped up as a crack head in the kitchen, yet she is still the sleepiest person ever.
But I just can’t get escape from BITCHney Spears news! And at least these show the side of BITCHney we are use to seeing, you know, the crying-angry-starbucks-holding-cigarette-smoking-ass-flashing classy lady that she is. What is surprising is the fact the BITCH chose to wear panties! And the first person who can tell me wtf is wrong with her legs in the last thumbnail wins a prize! What prize you ask?? Why a lovely kick to the face! Really though, thats all I have to give.
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