Today seems to be a busy day with some stories of celebrities doing good, and others (ahem…Paris) just falling flat.
1st Celeb Charity winner: The first celeb on our good sides today is BITCHney, because lord knows her life is all kinds of a mess right now but she is still finding time to plan an auction of her clothes, with proceeds going to a yet unannounced childrens organization. A close friend of hers told Us Weekly:
“It’s something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.â€
2nd Celeb Charity winner:: The second winner of the day is Beyonce, who is on tour right now performing in Ethiopia, because she found time in her busy trip to visit local schools in the area.
And now, on to our Celeb Charity Losers Loser Paris Hilton!!!!
Everyone in the world heard the stories about her planning a trip to Rwanda, and then her idea to make it into a TV show, but know it seems all that talk was for nothing, as the organization Paris was going to travel with is “restructuring”. Because you know, its impossible for her to organize a charity trip on her own, or even with another organization. And this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t TALK about the charity stuff you want to do, your BITCH ass should just do it! But I am sure no one is surprised at all about Paris choosing to still act like a dumb whore versus positively changing the lives of others. Chickenface will ALWAYS be loser in my book though, and no amount of charity and do gooding can change that for the simple fact you cant make a ho into a to a bitch that acts right.
BWHAHAHAHA I am going to be laughing about this for DAYS!!! This BITCH just doesn’t fall, she flys down the stairs on her face! My guess is when she was swinging all that weave it just got too heavy and she was pulled down by it! But thats what happens when you have more fake hair on your head than all the drag queens in America. I also would like to think of it as god’s punishment for buying a freaking $45,000 purse. Because, no matter how dumb she looks slip n sliding on her face, she looks even more dumb walking around with a purse that looks like it was sewn together by an eclectic crackhead and costs the price of a car.
But props to the BITCH for going on with the show, I would have pouted like a lil BITCH because falling is only funny when it happens to other people.
No, that is not a typo. This BITCH really spent $45,000 g’s on a fugly ass bag and is carrying it around with a go eat shit grin on her face. Being from Houston, Tx, a city that has areas of extreme poverty and violence, you think the BITCH coulda found a way to better spend that money. I am so sick of all these people hording their money for materialistic things when they could be changing peoples lives. For some people, $45,000 could mean a house, college, a car and so much more. Celebrities have the ability to touch so many people, and to draw attention to things people otherwise wouldn’t care about, and they should want to do this simply because they can, not because they are told to or are expected to.
So sorry for the rant, it just drives me crazy when celebs, especially ones I like, make themselves look like selfish BITCHES!
I don’t know what the deal is, but Beyonce just did not bring it at all in these pictures. Why would you even put that fur with that green dress thing? And especially why would you wear spandex when you have a pot belly? Show us the fine Beyonce that is underneath this tired looking mess.
BITCH let someone else design your clothes besides your momma!
Oh my my my, lovely lady Beyonce might be headed for legal battles! Former pop singer Des’ree said Beyonce never received permission to remake the song “Still In Love(Kissing You)” that was featured on her B’Day re release.
Damn BITCH, don’t you know you gotta pay for beats??
This video shows Beyonce’s mom, Tina Knowles, getting slapped in the face by an angry fan! Momma gets OWNED in this clip!! If some punk fan slapped my momma in the face, I’d be on them faster than a video ho on a rappers dick!!
The bootylicious singer is heading out on a massive tour, and if you are lucky maybe the BITCH will come to your city:
July 2007
6 - New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Superdome
7 - Memphis, TN - FedExForum
8 - Saint Louis, MO - Scottrade Center
13 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
14 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
15 - San Antonio, TX - AT&T Center
20 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
21 - Tampa, FL - St. Pete Times Forum
22 - Sunrise, FL - BankAtlantic Center
24 - Jacksonville, FL - Veterans Memorial Arena
27 - Charlotte, NC - Charlotte Bobcats Arena
28 - Raleigh, NC - RBC Center
29 - Hampton, VA - Hampton Coliseum
August 2007
1 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun
3 - East Rutherford, NJ - Continental Airlines Arena
4 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
8 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
9 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
10 - Philadelphia, PA - Wachovia Center
11 - Atlantic City, NJ - venue to be announced
12 - Boston, MA - TD Banknorth Garden
14 - Montreal, Quebec - Bell Centre
15 - Toronto, Ontario - Air Canada Centre
17 - Auburn Hills, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
18 - Chicago, IL - United Center
19 - Cleveland, OH - Quicken Loans Arena
22 - Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
24 - Phoenix, AZ - US Airways Center
25 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM South
26 - San Diego, CA - venue TBA
31 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena & McAfee Coliseum
September 2007
1 - Anaheim, CA - Honda Center
2 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
4 - Vancouver, British Columbia - GM Place
6 - Calgary, Alberta - Pengrowth Saddledome
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