Okay, this might take a while, so sit back and relax bitch nuggets, although, I will try and keep it short. Willa Ford is the “actress” who plays Anna Nicole Smith in the new movie, and some of you might be asking who da fuck is Willa Ford, and that is completely justified, because, literally all the bitch has done is sing one song that didn’t even do that well (I wanna be bad), then she hosted a show called “Pants off, Dance Off” where girls dance to bad music and strip down to their panties. She also did playboy, where she showed off a giant butterfly tattoo’d on her vagina. Lastly, she appeared on cribs, with her husband, Dallas Stars hockey player, Mike Modano in a house that was smaller than some of my friends homes. Which brings us to the real reason I am ranting. I HATE that toolbag Modano so much, he is the biggest bitch in the history of hockey, I honestly believe that. But people suck his nuts, and I just dont freaking get it. Whoopi freaking doo that he broke the *American record for points, but for crying out loud, the record was held by a DEFENSIVE player, who should technically have way, way less points than someone who plays as much as Modano, and is a forward. Its just fucking ridiculous if you ask me.
Anyways, enjoy the shit-tastic trailer and when you become bored and irate from watching that, enjoy the clip below of her husband, Mike Modano getting knocked the f out by a REAL hockey player, Mark Messier. Also, watch ALL of the Modano video for a really special treat at the end.
No matter what this BITCH says, everyone can sense from a mile away what sister Donna Hogan is trying to do with this book about Anna Nicole! She is a gold digging BITCH and it is pretty obvious from her interviews that she is about as sharp as a marble:
“It pisses me off when people say I’m making money off her. I was offered fortunes to tell on her. I was there when she did liposuction in the ’90s. I have pictures of her lipo. Even though I needed money bad, I never sold her out.”
When asked about why she wrote the book and why it went against her sister:
“Because I was hurt. Because it’s closure for me. Because now she’s gone, and things about her upsetted me. She was selfish. I always respected her, and she always disrespected me. I was struggling. I had to live in a shelter to protect my three kids and I never asked her for nothing. She had four houses and never offered me one to stay in. I bought her a Marilyn Monroe doll and she never bought me a thing. She’d take people who worked for her on shopping sprees to Rodeo Drive and never bring my kids anything.
She never once offered me money. Except to try and take my little girl from me. See, even after she had Danny she wanted a girl child desperately. She offered me thousands, but only if I’d give up my baby daughter to her which, of course, I wouldn’t.”
On what they had in common:
“Well, yeah, I’ve done drugs . . . we’ve both had a wild crazy life . . . both had affairs with women . . . three-way sex . . . kids without husbands . . . and I’m now kind of living with someone . . . And, like her, I worked gentlemen’s clubs. I waitressed. There’s perverts who just want you to get drunk with them. So I’d sit and drink. You could make $2,000 a night.
Someone needs to do the world a favor and just choke this BITCH out! She really is nothing more than parasitic scum, and I really hope she gets bad karma for writing such a nasty book with the intent of getting rich off of it.
Virgie Arthur is one dumb BITCH. Today is the day Larry gets to leave the Bahamas with baby Dannielynn, but before he left, this heifer tried one more last ditch effort to keep them from leaving. However, a judge who could sense that this BITCH is only after money thankfully denied the claim, and made her pay $3000 in court fees for wasting the court’s time.
And if you ask me, they could have gotten someone WAY better to play Anna. I dont know why they would have got Willa Ford anyway…last time I saw that BITCH do anything was “Pants Off Dance off”.
Well, not really! But here are pics of him with his and Anna Nicole’s love child, Dannielynn. And I understand that these are suppose to be nice baby and daddy pics, but really they are just creepy. He looks like some botoxed perv that just stole a baby!
It appears that Willa is going to play Anna Nicole Smith in a biography movie based on the unbalanced starlet. This is so horrible, I do not want this BITCH to be any more famous than she already is. Not because she is a shitty singer, has bad tattoos or sucked on Dancing With The Stars. But because she is married to douche bag Mike Modano.
I cannot handle seeing that Butthead looking mofo on the red carpet.
I have been saying this since the beginning, but finally today the results are in. Larry Birkhead is definitely the father, and as everyone assumed, slime ball Howard K. Stern is not. Now I wanna know when he gets the baby, if Howard K. is going to try and stay involved, and wtf momma Virgie has to say.
Two diaries written by Anna Nicole have emerged, emphasizing the tragic blonde’s lifestlye, and providing fans with an insight into her turmoiled filled life. The saddest part about it all is the inscription on the inside cover of one, “This diary belongs to Vickie Smith(Anna’s real name). Do Not Read!”, and yet these will be going up for public auction along with many other personal items.
June 11, 1992
“It was a okay day…..I had lunch with Howard. Someone ran over my cat yesterday. I was real sad. Clay came over last nite and gave me some sleeping pills.â€
June 13, 1992
She wrote she was hungover and stayed home to watch a movie, and that she “Took a Zandrex!”
Zantrex is a weightloss pill.
August 16, 1992
“I’ve been really stressed out lately and depressed and I can’t quit eating. I feel like a pig,”
June 23, 1992
“O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I’m gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot…..”I’m so excited!! This could be it. :):):):):)”
June 25, 1992
In reference to spending $3000 on new clothes at Neiman Marcus:
“I’m so happy they look great….I hope it empresses Paul Marsiano . . . I’m starving!! I’ve been starving myself.”
On her Oil Tycoon husband:
“Howard has been buying me som jewelry but he calls me 15 or 20 times a day it drives me crazy. I love him but he aggravates me somtimes,”
and in the same entry:
“I don’t no what to do about Paul hes strange guy. I hate for men to want sex all the time.”
“Chow!”
“Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break”
“If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I’ll do. I want each hour to comfort him with medicines and prayers.”
“I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care.”
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