Here she is in the latest St. John ads making the rest of the world look like little fug monster nuggets.

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Long after news coverage of what is happening to disaster-struck New Orleans has all but ceased, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still there, and still trying to help. Brad Pitt spoke of his new project called “Make it Right” that aids in building affordable, environmentally safe homes for people still trying to rebuild their lives after Hurricane Katrina. Which is awesome, he cares about people AND the environment. Angelina and my favorite kid of theirs, Maddox, were there giving support too.

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Angelina Jolie and Zahara have matching purses! This pic is just too cute on too many levels! I freaking love it.

And in other Angelina Jolie news, you can see the full frontal CGI of her in the new movie Beowolf right here. I still don’t know how I feel about this movie though, I was really excited about the story but the CGI seems pretty CHEEEEZY!

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Here is the golden couple the 64th Venice Film Festival, and if I must say, they were look fan-freaking-tastic! They are both very regal looking (except for some of the skanky tattoos) and as long as you don’t look at the pictures in full frame, you don’t even see Angelina’s zombie arms! But I can’t make too much fun of them, because whether or not its positive or negative, they bring attention to some of the most poverty stricken places in the world. And its nice to be able to hear an interview that has some substance to it, and instead of talking about DUI’s and arrest, they talk about their ever growing family and offering assistance to these third world countries. Don’t get me wrong though, I think its kind of weird how fast they multiply their numbers by, and according to this article in People, Brad says they are planning to add more soon:

“It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,” he told reporters at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday. “(But) I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.” When asked by Italian state TV if he and partner Angelina Jolie were ready for a fifth child, Pitt replied: “Yeah, we’re ready.”

On how having the kids effects his life:

“It makes me much more efficient,” he says, “because that’s the main focus. It makes me feel when I do have time to work, I really do have to focus because there is a really short window to get something done. I am quite pleased by it all.”

Weird but cute. So it evens out.

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Here is a trailer for Beowolf, and all you need to know is that Angelina Jolie is naked.

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I dunno, I thought she would look hotter than this. It looks like she swallowed a tv or something and it got stuck on her hips. Why are they so square looking? I am not even sure how it is possible for your lower body to resemble a box so much. Its just weird.

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Probably not! But it is what Star put on the cover this week, so they must have some basis for this story. But I know it didn’t happen, because if shit like that was going down, I am sure they would have invited me first.

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Supposedly at some party thing, Angelina Jolie decided to stand up and begin giving ex boyfriend Olivier Martinez a lap dance. This guy is so fug that I really hope this story never happened, and I am refusing to believe that they ever dated, he was so much hotter in that Unfaithful movie. I guess Brad had to babysit and wasn’t allowed out.

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Rumor is that Brangelina wants to add kid number five to the bunch. News of the World reports:

“Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life.” Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process. “She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer.”
Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: “Should you balance the races, so there’s another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so. Shiloh has Brad and me to look at.”

Yo Vanilla face, why so many kids???

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