Jon Lovitz kicks Andy Dick’s ass and is my new hero

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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

So basically Andy Dick hasn’t been funny since, well…since ever really, and it seems other comedians think the same way because last week Jon Lovitz, who is funny and awesome, beat Andy down like the BITCH he is! Why you ask? According to Jon, who was good friends with the deceased Phil Hartman, about a year earlier Andy approached him and said: ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’. So when Jon ran into Andy at the Laugh Factory he was looking for an apology, and when he didn’t get one he kind of beat one out of Andy. Page Six reports:

“Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

I hope video of this is released soon, because it would be the funniest thing Andy Dick has starred in the last two decades. And I would just like to add in closing that Jon Lovitz is one cool mo fo.

Andy Dick gets caught putting powder up his nose!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

This is about as surprising as Paris Hilton flashing her vag, but Andy Dick did get caught with his giant jew nose in a bunch of white powder. And if anyone tries to defend these pictures and say its something else they are f-ing liars! What I am really shocked about is the fact that this unemployed bum could even buy some drugs. He probably had to hook for the money to buy it.

Archive for the 'Andy Dick' Category

Jon Lovitz kicks Andy Dick’s ass and is my new hero

Andy Dick gets caught putting powder up his nose!

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