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Amy Winehouse gets naked for charity

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Amy Winehouse naked

Amy Winehouse posed nude for this shoot, that will be featured in April’s Easy Living magazine, to help increase breast cancer awareness in young women. Its nice to see that someone with as many personal vices as she clearly has, would still take the time to bring attention to such an important issue.

And I guess this would be a good time to tell yall something quite personal, which is this past September I lost my aunt to a LONG(we are talking years here) battle against cancer, that originally manifested as breast cancer. In memory of her, and for her, this November I will be walking in the Susan G. Komen 3 Day event, which will travel approximately 60 miles, and requires everyone that walks to raise a minimum of $2300, which is part of why this event is soo HUGE! In 2006 they raised over $61 mil that went directly to breast cancer research. I will be on a team with my cousin(it is her mom who we are walking for), and our team name is “The Lanie Bugs”, as my Aunt’s name is DeLane and she LOVED lady bugs. And while we are only required to raise $2300 each, we would really love to raise as much as possible, and so if any of you bitch nuggets can dig deep and donate to a VERY good cause, I would be very thankful.

I f you do wish to donate, just go to this link and proceed to make a donation directly to the Susan G Komen foundation! This money does NOT go to me in any way, it goes directly to the foundation, but its just a way for them to see how much each team has raised.

So please take time to donate to this cause, as its not only personal to me, but millions of others who have lost family members, or are currently fighting the battle against breast cancer. I know a lot of people don’t have tons of money to give, but even if you can only donate a dollar, please do, as every little bit helps and adds up!

WTF Amy Winehouse? WTF!

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

 Amy Winehouse looking a complete drugged up mess

Dear Amy Winehosue,

What the fuck happened to your face?  Its not looking very well at all.  Please wash, rinse, repeat, rinse and repeat again.

xoxo

THB

Everyone wants to talk about Amy Winehouse’s drug problems…

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Amy Winehouse has some major sideburns

But I just want to address her sideburn problem!  WTF I didn’t think girls could grow those!?!?!  I am deeply disturbed by this.

Can someone PLEASE get this bitch a razor, for shaving, not chopping up drugs for ffs?

Aww shit, you knew this was going to happen…

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

 Amy Winehouse has meth scratched arms

After leaving rehab after a measly ten days, rumors are running wild about Amy Winehouse getting back to business. And by business, I mean crack, heroine and booze. I don’t know what the bitch was thinking, 10 days in rehab isn’t even long enough to break a cigarette addiction, much less someone as sick as her!

What this bitch needs to do is take her skinny, singing ass back to rehab, and check in for a good six months of inpatient treatment before she ends up deader than dead. And I don’t mean that rudely, I freaking LOVE Amy Winehouse and truly wish she gets better, but its the truth! The bitch is a complete mess and a half. You can already tell a difference from the pics of her just leaving rehab after the 10 days, and now(note the meth scratched arms). So SAD!

Amy Winehouses husband overdoes in jail, Amy turns into greiving gangster

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Amy Winehouse teardrop

Apparently Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, scored some bad heroin in jail after trading autographed pics of his singer wife for hits of drugs.  Unfortunately, for him, the heroin he got was bootlegged, and he od’d in his cell but was rushed to the prison hospital, along with six other inmates who also used the bunk drug.

This guy is trying to go for the douche of the year award or what?  You are in jail, your wife is in rehab and so hooked on drugs that she is using methadone to curb cravings,  and you STILL want to shoot up???  I guess I just don’t get it.  But I hope he gets his shit together, because I don’t want him to get out of jail and bring my favorite song bird down.

But Amy seems to be holding up well, and is still looking ever the better, even with her drawn on black teardrop which must be in respect to her hubby being hospitalized, although, I thought only real gangsta’s get teardrops when they blast people???

p.s.  Take a moment to look at this guy in the pic with Winehouse, I didn’t crop him out because the shits hilarious!

Amy Winehouse is almost one hot bitch

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Amy Winehouse looks….gasp! PRETTY!

I must say, Amy Winehouse is coming around in leaps and bounds!  She was photo’d on an outing in London looking pretty, which is awesome, because, just a few weeks ago she was looking that this.

And in other awesome Amy Winehouse news, the bitch got her teeth fixed and looks a bajillion x 10 ^ 1000 better.  Yay for rehab Amy.  Boo crackhead Amy.

Amy Winehouse gets teeth fixed

 

YAY! Amy Winehouse cleaned house at the grammys!

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Amy Winehouse ended up winning five of the six awards she was nominated for! And her performance, via live satellite, wasn’t a mess, it was actually pretty freakin’ good!!!! And even though she is a recovering crack addict, who wears a beehive and too much makeup with too many tattoos, I still like her. Why? I love her music.

Speaking of people in rehab…

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Amy Winehouse out of rehab

Page Six has reported that Amy Winehouse, who is already looking MUCH improved from the week off the crack pipe, is moving in with none other than the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Most people might think this would be a move in the wrong direction, but it does seem that Kelly Osbourne tries to be a good friend to Winehouse, and the entire family has been through rehab so I think its safe to say that they have had quite a lot of experience when it comes to kicking drug habits.

Plus, anytime you can see someone who is so far gone from drug usage such as Ozzy, who is only 59, its a good reminder to set the booze, pills and dope down.

Update

I totally forgot to add that she was denied a visa to come to the United States and perform at the Grammy’s, but that she will still perform via satellite.  And she was chosen to perform the new James Bond song.  The perpetual boozer had this to say:

“I’m raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards,” Winehouse said in a statement released Friday.

“I’d like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I’m really sorry I can’t be there but I appreciate that I’m being given a second chance via satellite,” said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.
In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. “She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best,” says the rep.

Amy Winehouse checks into rehab

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Amy Winehouse checks into rehab

After video surfaced recently of Amy Winehouse smoking out of a crack pipe and talking about taking Valium, the troubled singer has checked into rehab.

And while the bitch definitely needs to take her skinny ass to rehab, I will miss the crazed drug antics of her running down the streets shoeless and in her bra, and just being a mess overall.

And these pictures are new, she just dyed her hair dark again.  Me thinks it should stay that way.  She could probably loose the beehive though.  Its just a secret spot to stash drugs anyway.

Amy Winehouse is hardcore

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

And she demonstrates by smoking crack in this video, voila!

Amy Winehouse looks…uhmmm….uhmmm….

Monday, January 14th, 2008

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Like she could desperately use a friend!!! And reformed bad girl Kelly Osbourne was there to help a friend in need, how very nice of her. Now if she could just transfer some of her weight to her, it would be a win win situation for all! No disrespect to Kelly though, this is the best she has looked in a long time!!! But then again, she is standing next to Amy Winehouse, who is on more drugs than a schizo Vietnam vet.

And just a word of advice to Amy Winehouse: the blonde hair is TERRIBLE, go back to BLACK! (See what I just did there??? Her albums called back to black, and I just said her hair needs to go back to black, I totally rock at this pun thing.)

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Amy Winehouse jumps on the bottle!

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Amy Winehouse goes blonde

The BLEACH bottle that is!  And considering how rough she looks, her hair color barely makes a difference on her appearance.  Plus, its never washed or styled, so it really doesn’t matter how the bitch decides to wear it, it will be looking gross.   That shirt is the hotness though.

Amy Winehouse walks around coked up while her mother pleads for her to get help

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Amy Winehouse is a cokehead

Everyone’s favorite boozer and coker, Amy Winehouse, is reaching new lows by the day, and with a public letter from her mom that addresses her downfall over the last year, along with pictures of her walking around with a coke swiped sleeve really demonstrate the struggle that she is facing.

And I think this is a good example of someone who actually NEEDS rehab, unlike all these other “stars” (I use that term loosely) who use rehab as a publicity stunt to thwart a negative media image.

Read the LONG letter written by Amy’s mom after the jump.

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Wow, Amy Winehouse is a great role model!

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Amy Winehouse with a little fan

Okay, this bitch has got to be getting close to hitting rock bottom, but I guess her proliferation to living like a homeless rat person prevents that from ever really happening, but this time, as with each time we see her, she has sunken even lower.

She was snapped spending time with a young fan, who I guarantee weighs more than her, which might seem kind of cute and nice, until you remember that she is a cokehead alcoholic. And in a close up picture of her face in which you can still see her little fans hair you can also see her nose looking like a margarita glass thats been over salted.

Click here to see the picture of Amy Winehouse with cocaine all in her nose!

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Amy Winehouse snorts coke out of beehive hair!

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Okay, yall all know I loved her album, but this bitch is getting to be too much for me. In this video she spends a good 25 seconds digging in her nasty ass beehive wig trying to pull something out, then she appears to snort something quickly and screws a lid back on whatever she pulled out of her hair.

Can we say that is one NASTY BITCH!!!! At least keep your shit together enough to not be snorting coke on stage.

Amy Winehouse is a great perfomer!!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

EDIT: Amy Winehouse is a could be a great performer!

But the bitch is on WAAAAAAAY too much booze and coke, evidenced by this shit performance at the MTV Europe awards.

And on second thought, maybe the bitch was just too sober??? They should have given her five more shots of jack too see what would happen, it could only have been awesomeness disguised as the fug monster we call Amy Winehouse!!!

Amy Winehouse's boobs are….

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

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possibly the most disgusting example of self mutilation that I have EVER seen in my life. They look like a tiger has been using them as a scratching post, and its so fucking disgusting. I just can’t get past it at all. Could you imagine being her baby and having to feed off those not so fun bags? I like how you can even see letters that she has carved in there. However, I don’t like how this image of destroyed boobies is forever carved into my mind.

So here is a tip BITCH: ONLY WEAR TURTLENECKS!!!

p.s. doesn’t this BITCH ALMOST look as classless as BITCHney in that pic with the cig? Just throw in two more kids, a couple of ex husbands and make her strip down to her bra and panties and it would be the euro-Brit that can actually sing!

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Amy Winehouse really likes her fans

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Amy Winehouse spits on her fans

Amy Winehouse is my BITCH when it comes to her music, but this is just plain nasty. During a concert, which I am surprised she showed up for after canceling shows constantly because she is always drunk, took it upon herself to spit on her fans. I know fans at concerts can be assholes, but nothing warrants spitting because its just sooo nasty. What is the worse thing they could have done? Booed or threw something?? I woulda just went down there and slapped the BITCHes around if that was the case, because even thats more acceptable than spitting.

Ewww Amy Winehouse has disgusting teeth

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Amy Winehouse has gross teeth

I don’t even know how teeth get to this point. What does she do in her spare time? Chew rocks and drink acid?

Amy Winehouse MARRIED!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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Despite denying rumors about a supposed wedding, Amy Winehouse went and got married on the low low. The thing is, she is really low balling herself by marrying this guy, he looks about as useless as Pete Doherty and is just as fug!

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