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Akon says he did nothing wrong when he threw kid off the stage

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Akon throws kid

And I 100% agree with him. All these other people are saying its another example of a celebrity that will get away with committing a crime, and even bring up the dancing issue. So lets clear the air a little bit. With the girl dancing they were in a bar where it was suppose to be 18 and up, and that is the clubs job to regulate that, not Akon’s. And with this incident, the kid got was he was asking for. I think Akon should countersue the little dipshit for attempted assault for throwing something at him. If I was this kids parents, I would beat his ass for thinking he could throw something at someone a hundred times more ripped than him and not get his ass kicked. Akon’s official statement:

“Given the information that we have reviewed to date, it does not appear to us that Akon was involved in any criminal conduct whatsoever,” said a statement released by Akon’s Manhattan-based attorney, Benjamin Brafman, through Dan Klores Communications in New York City, a public relations firm. “We are prepared to fully cooperate with any law enforcement agency that may be investigating this incident. We are confident that after a thorough investigation it will be apparent that no criminal prosecution of Akon is warranted.”

Akon has superhuman strength, actually throws a kid 15 feet through the air!

Monday, June 4th, 2007

And can you blame him??? That little shit tried to throw something at him, and basically Akon showed everyone what a BITCH the kid really was by hurling him through the air into the crowd. I absolutely love it, and just wish I was strong enough to do that to people. It’s so awesome to actually see someone be thrown, flail around in the air and land on the hard ground, especially when they are a deserving douchebag.

Who knew Akon could get down like this?

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

And who the hell wants to? This clip is mildly disturbing to say the least…it wouldn’t be that bad either, if he was humping one of his five wifes, but instead he picked a girl who 14, and really worked her over!

Nobody wanna see them together
But it don’t matter no
Cause he is gonna get laid
Nobody wanna see them together
But it don’t matter no
Cause he is gonna get laid
Cause they gon’ hump
Oh yes they gon’ hump(they gon’ hump)
Believe they gon’ hump(they gon’ hump right on stage)

BITCH get a room!





 






 
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