So BITCHney was out driving around and tried to park her car, but the dumb BITCH hit the car next to hers. Thankfully, none of her kids were in the backseat and it was all caught on tape. Unfortunately for BITCHney, it only makes her look like the biggest BITCH ever. Mostly because she gets out of the car, flashes her crotch, only takes the time to inspect her car, and then just walks away from the scene of the accident without leaving as much as a letter, qualifying this as a hit and run. Which BITCHney should be familiar with, because its a lot like what Kfed did to her: he hit that shit, and then he ran out!!!
And I am no driving expert, but maybe parking would be easier if BITCHney wasn’t driving with a dumb ass dog in her lap.
Usually I avoid most of the stories involving people’s babies, but with BITCHney it’s just too hard! Life & Style magazine, and Us Weekly, are all reporting about the bad parenting these children, who are only 22 mos and 11 mos old, are receiving. Here are the highlights from the stories:
“When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, the insider notes, but now ’she smokes like a chimney in front of them.’ Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.â€
Britney constantly hands kids when she’s tired: “She has a short attention span, and that applies to caring for her kids. Jayden is at a fussy stage, and when he starts crying, Brit hands the baby to a bodyguard to calm him down. When she needs a break, she gives her boys to the nearest person — even shopgirls at clothing stores!â€
When Sean asks for Grandma, Britney: “tells the boys, ‘she’s a bad lady.’â€
Says an insider, “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.â€
Britney has even become so bothered by Sean P.’s teeth yellowing, she “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!†Thankfully, the dentist refused.
A Spears pal adds, “[Britney] feeds them total crap like Doritos and soda.†She also reportedly gives him chewing gum (potential choking hazard).
And how does Britney put Sean P. to bed? Says the source, “She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy.â€
This would be funny if it was a movie, but its not. These are actual babies we are talking about. I don’t even understand how a person could get to the conclusion that pouring a soda into a baby’s bottle is a good idea. And they are so young they shouldn’t even know what it taste like at all, so it’s not like they should be asking for it either. And teeth whitening on a baby?? That doesn’t make sense at all, especially because those teeth are just going to fall out when he is 6 anyway!
It’s insane when you think about the fact that BITCHney is less capable of being a good parent than Michael Jackson, who makes his kids wear masks, dangles them off balconies, gets accused of being a pedo and names them things like Blanket.
Nicole is due in court today, facing charges for her second DUI. She is expected to plead guilty or no contest, which will automatically get her a minimum of five days under California law. I am going to put my money on this BITCH pleading guilty, because I mean, what idiot gets out of a car and admits to the cops that they just finished popping pills and smoking out?!?!? It just doesn’t make sense to snitch on yourself like that at all, and I bet if she would have said the magical word “lawyer” at the scene of the crime instead of singing like a canary on herself she wouldn’t even be worrying about having her baby in jail or not. It’s just as well that she does go to jail for this because she is all types of doubled down dumb, because really, really now, who drives on the freeway in the wrong direction and admits to using drugs right there to arresting officers? I know who!!! One super dumb BITCH!!!
But wish the BITCH a little bit of luck, because she might get off sentencing because her first DUI was alcohol related, and the second one for pills and other substances. How nice. The laws in America are really quite hysterical.
UPDATE: The BITCH got four days, and credit for a day for spending six hours in jail when she got busted!!!
With Lindsay getting all the paparazzi attention yesterday, that dumb BITCH Paris had to go and try to out whore her so she didn’t feel left out. TMZ reports:
A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”
I bet by now you are wondering how Cisco Adler got the nickname long balls Adler, but really, how else do you think he got that nickname(trust me, the link is NSFW)? And seeing how disgusting this guy is, it completely proves the point that Paris Hilton is one dirty slut. And after making people watch her make out with ol’ long balls himself, the BITCH decided to sing her music?!? I bet the people inside the club were gouging their eyes out with forks at the same time they were stuffing their ears with bread rolls.
Lindsay Lohan might be in rehab for now, but her approaching court date could get her sent to county lockdown. Since she is facing so many charges, I made this lovely list for you to see them all:
2 DUI’s, one from last night and one from her previous accident.
2 charges of possession of a narcotic(cocaine), one from this accident and one from the time before.
1 count of transporting cocaine into a custodial facility(i.e. the dumb BITCH brought cocaine to jail)
1 count of driving on a suspended license
1 count of underaged drinking
1 count of fleeing the scene of an accident
If found guilty, she could face up to six years in jail, but this is Hollywood BITCHES! She will probably only get court ordered to rehab, and get the rest dismissed for time served, even though she was only in jail for an hour.
UPDATE: THE INSIDER IS REPORTING THAT LINDSAY DID NOT CHECK INTO REHAB TODAY BUT IS IN LOS ANGELES So who knows what the truth is, I will keep you updated as I hear random news about it!
When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good!
Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes)
But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed.
And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good.
p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones!
UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Well, its no surprise that there is a secret(not so secret anymore) task force of cops that’s only job is to follow rappers and try to bust them for as much shit as they can, and they were in full force this weekend, arresting Ja Rule and Lil Wayne hours apart on weapon charges.
And since Lil Wayne is pretty much my favorite person in the ENTIRE world, I am going off on a rant here. It’s so ridiculous that rappers are being tailed by cops until they can get busted for something, and it’s so fucking ridiculous that the police try to make these weapon possession charges sound so bad. Sounds a lot like big brother to me. The right wing government has made it VERY clear how important the right to have guns is, so why is it a big deal when people get caught with them???? I mean, its their constitutional right, right? You would think all these conservatives in the government would LOVE the fact that people in the mainstream industry are exercising their rights. And in Lil Wayne’s case, how did they even know he had a gun on him? Because they just so happened to see it on him? Or because they were spying on him? And Ja Rule was simply pulled over for speeding, how does that lead to a search of his car? If he got pulled over for speeding why would cops even ASK to search his car??? I KNOW WHY…because he is a black man with money. I have been pulled over for speeding many times, but have never been asked to have my car searched as a result…you know why? Because I am a blonde, white female with a white boyfriend. I am sure if I had a black boyfriend, I would be subjected to a lot more searches. But lets get back to the point: that the government is choosing to stalk rappers. Because believe it or not, rappers are not the only famous people involved with guns or drugs. Ted Nugent is commonly knowns as a drug and gun user, and even has a television show all about guns. Willie Nelson was busted with marijuana and shrooms. Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney were arrested for assaulting a police officer, but don’t worry, those charges got dropped.
So whether people choose to see it or not, not only do we live in a nation with racist citizens, our government is racist as well. There is no other way to look at it. The government has turned into a big brother watchdog, spying and stalking people based on race and job.
I would also like to add that both the rappers are still detained, and are not in a special private cell like rich, white BITCH Paris Hilton received. I mean, even Lindsay Lohan, who was turning herself in for DUI, cocaine possession and a hit and run was released in an hour.
Open your eyes people and stop electing racist assholes and stop allowing this type of shit to happen! The legality of what they were doing is only as illegal as it is for the government to tail people based on race and occupation.
So I don’t know if you are watching the new season of Big Brother, but there is a jock guy named Nick on the show who really is a complete idiot. I came across this clip on youtube where he is in the pool with gay house mate Joe, making pretty lewd gestures about Joe going down on him and talking about how his dad use to think he was gay. So Joe does the only normal thing and ask him why his Dad would think that, even though he just pushed Joe’s face into his crotch practically and the gayness of it all is abundant. Nicks response to why his dad thought he was gay is priceless, and he tells Joe its because he use to never talk about girls or bring them home, and oh yeah, he gave a guy a blowjob!
I am not a genius by any means, but if my son told me his was putting wieners(and I aint talking about normal hot dogs) in his mouth I might be inclined to think he was gay too! What kind of idiot would do that and not expect someone to think you are gay??? Not that there is anything wrong with it, I am just saying don’t act all surprised or hurt by the fact someone thought you might be gay if you are putting wieners in the mouth. Its as simple as that.
The LA Sheriffs department started an internal investigation into how Paris “The Herp” Hilton got treated while she was in jail. If you thought Paris was doing real jail time just like a “regular” person, you must be one dumb BITCH! In fact, if you really thought that she had to rough it, you are actually more dumb than she is! The LA Times reports:
The department union, which has repeatedly clashed with Sheriff Lee Baca, said deputies have come forward to complain that Hilton had free access to a cellphone while other prisoners must wait in line to use pay phones during set hours.
Hilton also received daily visits from top brass at the Lynwood facility — including a captain who hand-delivered her mail — in contrast to others who get letters brought to them by inmate trusties, they said.
And officials were allegedly ordered to give her a new jail uniform while many inmates use recycled ones.
Two sheriff’s officials — who spoke on condition of anonymity — confirmed those details of her incarceration.
Her first visit to jail sounded like it was just a visit to a bad summer camp, so I vote we send the BITCH back to jail so she can get an idea of what jail is REALLY like. I don’t mind spending tax money on keeping her in jail! In fact, I think it might be the best use of citizens tax money in a long ass time.
Funny, preggo BITCH Nicole Richie got lucky today when an LA Judge approved an extension for her looming court date that was originally set for today. She faces DUI charges stemming from an incident where she was stoned and pill f*cked and driving on the wrong side of the highway. Her extended court date, granted because her Doctor expert is vacationing, will be on August 16. Her witness will be testifying against the legitimacy of a drug test administered to Nicole by officers on the scene.
It was all funny and hilarious when Paris went to jail, but lets hope Nicole just gets a slap on the wrists….I think 5 days would be enough!!
Yes, Yes, its true, BITCHney has been romantically linked to a fug monster! And not only does he look like a wacked out Joe Millionaire we know he is a classy guy because they met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting! She really knows how and where to meet guys, like at the bar where she met Kfed, at rehab where she met Howie Day and now at AA where she met 38 year old (or older!) John Sundahl, a wealthy real estate investor. But for once, I think BITCHney may be dating someone that is employed, so thats a big change for her I guess.
Pretty much everyone but Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have confirmed that she is pregnant!!! Which is cute and all, but its just too bad that she got knocked up by Joel because he is a giant tool! TMZ reports:
The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.
Richie’s trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.
Sure I should be making jokes about how she is too skinny to be with child, but she is about to be fat so I am going to go ahead and jump on that band wagon instead, so here goes: HAHAHAH NICOLE RICHIE IS LIKE SUCH A FAT BITCH!!! See how it works?? Already funnier than making fun of her for being to skinny. Plus the upside to her getting married while pregnant is that she will be chub and she wont look like Steven Tyler’s mike stand with a veil on!
Drunk and coked up! To be specific, she was almost double the legal limit and coke was in her system. But is anyone surprised, you don’t get the nickname Lindsay BLOWhan because you like blowing bubbles! I mean she ran a $180,000 car up on the curb and then ran from the scene, I didn’t need a toxicology report to tell me that the BITCH was on coke. What I do need is a lawyer to tell me how much trouble this BITCH is going to be in! Maybe the judge will give her time served for her rehab stay so far….I doubt it though!
And for the people who asked whats in her nose in this pic, its a rolled up dollar bill making due as a coke straw!
Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!
I just read this story, and it pisses me off! If you are too lazy to read the link, I will sum it up for you:
Gay student attending highschool paid $150 for a personal photo page, he submitted one of him and his boyfriend kissing, and when the yearbooks came in the teachers had all manually blacked out the image completely with markers BUT left pictures of straight couples kissing throughout, one literally across the page from his blacked out image. Now that this has become a case of public interest, the school is back peddling and issuing apologies left and right, even though on the weekend they issued statements in support of the choice they had made. But no matter what they say, and even if they reissue the yearbooks this kid will always remember that instead of taking an opportunity to embrace human rights and equality his school chose to be narrow minded bigots that pass judgment on people based on sexual orientation.
I will just never understand why people think the things they do based on the most random things like race and orientation. Its crazy the things that bother people, because I have no idea on earth why something like two guys kissing could cause an outrage. Two men kissing are more likely to cause a problem in the US than two guys holding each other up with guns, which is pathetic and shows where the priorities are.
And that tiny pic under the main one is this “illicit” image that was too shocking for highschool yearbooks…what a F-ing joke!!!
The results are in, and according to Mel B and the court ordered DNA test, Eddie Murphy is the proven father! These results come after a long ordeal of tabloid bashing and baby denying, so it will be interesting to see where Eddie goes with this.
All I can say is get ready to pay up BITCH because Mel B is a woman scorned publicly, and I bet she is going to get as much as she can from this!
Yeah, yeah, yeah these are a couple of days late, but what can you do??? There are just too many pictures coming through of BITCHney doing good around the world….I mean leaving bars drunkenly. And while BITCHney looked nice in the first dress, she decided it wasn’t trashy enough and had to switch to something that showed off her cellulite!
And I would also like to point out the ladies boobs in the green outfit…who is she and why is she with BITCHney leaving a bar??? My guess is there were no men in the club so BITCHney took what she could find!
According to Page Six, a close friend friend of Nicole Richie revealed that the BITCH is indeed pregnant, saying:
“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”
You know, people have babies for lots of reasons like they want a family or they are stupidly trying to save a relationship, but this, hands down, has got to be the best reason to have a baby EVER! I wonder if she conceived while DWI(Doin’ it While Intoxicated)??? I bet soo…thats just how she rolls.
I am not really sure who this guy is, and wouldn’t really care, but he is a serial rapist and needs to be stopped! Anand was out on bail, but at a court hearing today he war arrested on a warrant from Dallas, TX accusing him of three counts of sexual assault with a minor. And thats not even mentioning his total of 46 criminal charges that include sexual penetration by a foreign object, assault with intent to commit a felony, forcible rape and forcible oral copulation. There are 18 people who are accusing him of these sexual crimes, but Anand’s attorney dismissed them as being disgruntled models.
If he is guilty of all these things I say dont send the BITCH to jail, just put him directly underneath it!!!
As for this picture with Paris Hilton, I am sure she would have been another victim, but she was such a ho I am sure she just gave it up!
It has been confirmed that Lindsay Blowhan’s lesbian knife partner from these pictures is none other than Vanessa Minnillo, you know, Nick Lachey’s main BITCH! I am sure he is not going to be pleased with these though, mainly because he is like really old and really, really boring. It makes you wonder if she parties Blowhan style with coke and pills….I bet she does!!
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