You might remember Nick Hogan almost killing his friend, John Graziano, in a street racing accident, which has left his friend in a hospital for months now, and resulted in having part of his freaking brain removed, as well as Nick gathering several criminal charges, including a minor driving under the inlfuence:
The suit will seek damages in the millions, said attorney George Tragos, but the exact amount is not known because it remains unclear how expensive Graziano’s care will be. Tragos said the former Marine’s medical bills already exceed $1 million. Lawyers today said that a portion of Graziano’s frontal lobe had to be removed because of the crash. He is in a “semi-conscious” state and responds to certain stimuli like heat and touch, lawyers said.
And you know what I have to say about this??? HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HA! Thats what happens when rich parents let their douchebag kids drive around in Vipers and call themselves “racers”. And its not that I dislike the Hogans, I watch that stupid effing show every week when its on, but this is a lesson to parents everywhere, and a lesson to dumbass boys who think they are hotshit in their little souped up cars. Plus stunt 101ing like that is so fucking lame now, now its all about driving luxury cars and having NICE shit, instead of a viper covered in pathetic racing company stickers.
I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.
Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!
Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:
a) da bitch cant act
b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!
On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!
Today, Barron Hilton, better known as Paris Hilton’s 18 year old brother, was arrested today for DRUNK DRIVING! Barron was arrested around 8:30 this morning at a 76 gas station. While driving recklessly through the parking lot he allegedly struck an employee named Fernando in the leg with his black Mercedes, leaving him with bruises, and although he remained at work, he gave this recount of the mornings happenings, according to TMZ:
Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.
Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.
Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.
According to a Sheriff’s Department press release, a female in Barron’s car may have been driving at the time of the collision, and then Barron took the wheel.
Barron managed to clock in at a .14, which is nearly double the legal .08 limit - for 21 year olds, but the fact that he is only 18 means no matter what he blew, he was going to get a DUI.
He is currently still being held on $20,000 bail, which sister Paris refused to pay when she received a call from him this morning. Although still incarcerated, he is expected to be released from the Lost Hills Sheriff’s Station any minute.
If ANYONE says they were surprised by this, they must be a tard because, apparently, this family is looser with the booze than an alcoholic on New Years. These Hilton heirs are nothing short of spoiled, self centered failures(as people of course, because, somethafuckhow these idiots manage to keep raking in the money on the business side of things).
UPDATE Barrons friends showed up to bail him out, expecting to only pay 10% of the bail, but the idiots didn’t realize they needed to take that money to a bondsmen, NOT to the jail itself. What a bunch of rich twerps. So probably after all this bullshitting, he will be out soon.
UPDATE 2 Barron just made bail and has officially left lockdown. I just can’t wait to start hearing the spins and bullshit apologies that are sure to come!
It has come to light, just recently, that Sam Lutfi was emailing Spears former business manager Howard Grossman (who knew she even had one?) and demanding money. However, Grossman says he never gave into the demands, so Lutfi did not get the dough he wanted. This portrayal of Lutfi is a far cry from the buddy buddy image he was projecting when he made the claim that he never received money from Spears, because, whats even worse than actually getting paid from a friend is trying to go behind their back and take their money, while making claims to the effect that you wouldn’t touch a dime of their money no matter what. Thus its only fitting that Lutfi is our “Bitch of the day”.
News hit the stands this weekend with headlines implicating 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry with steroid usage, including injectable human growth hormone(HGH).
Now this shit don’t surprise me at all. I’ve been saying 50 has been on steroids for a couple years now. And it doesn’t take a genius to notice it either, considering he use to be just kind of built with a lil pudge, and now he looks like he is in the running for Mr. Universe for chrissake.
After wrapping concluded on whats sure to be a future blockbuster, Will Smith gave presents to the people working on set. Except that his presents totally sucked alien balls and instead of being awesome, they were cards for a free personality test at…you guessed it…the Scientology center! Which pretty much confirms that Tom Cruise has hijacked Smiths’ brain and converted him to Scientology, you know, the religion that Smith says is 98% identical to the bible. Which is funny, because, while I am not a christian theologist I can say with great confidence I do not recall anything in the bible about aliens and thetans.
It has FINALLY happened! Proof in the form of a video shows Lindsay Lohan demonstrating how to clean the inside of a champagne bottle out on New Years, which I guess is somewhat shocking because she has been “sober” for like a whole two months now. And by sober, I mean, she hasn’t been caught knocking the bottles back, at least until now. I would say I am worried for her, but I would be lying because I really want to see this bitch drunk and crazy driving down the highway chasing people again, because, thats the Lohan I love.And in other news, she is still apparently a fiend for the cock, because shortly after meeting an Italian guy named Alessandro diNunzio, she was locking lips in public and then photographed in just a tshirt on a balcony with him the next day and now he is selling his story to the tabloids:
Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.
Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”
Once again, nothing shocking here other than the fact that the guy is incredibly dough-y and is showing off his tummy pouch with a lovely flannel shirt unbuttoned to let us see the jiggle, and fur, in all its disturbing glory.
For the last couple of weeks, Paris Hilton has been linked to pizza boy Alex Vaggo, who she “discovered” and helped propel into a modeling career. She even bought him to meet the parents (left pic) but apparently that doesn’t mean crap because she was caught getting frisky with her hand on the crotch of ex-lover Stavros Niarchos(right pic). And rumor is she spent the entire week in Miami in a shared room with him…..Vaggo is going to be pissed! He spent all this time bringing the bitch pizza, getting herpes and even meeting the parents just to be left with nothing. My guess is his bank account wasn’t big enough to special order Paris’ size 40 designer pumps.
Unfortunately today we have been blessed with another story pertaining to the herpes heir, but at least this one focuses on her bad parents instead of her bad behavior. Village Peoples’ own cowboy went on record to the New York Daily news saying that he was partying mighty hard with Rick and Kathy Hilton:
In 1977, [Jones] found himself sharing a table at Studio 54 with two people he recalls as being Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton. “There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table,” he said. “They just didn’t even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface — they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that.” Jones explained, “Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it honestly!”
I am not surprised AT ALL, Paris has looked like a crackbaby from the start.
You know, I am really running out of ways to say Bitchney is a hot mess whose life is going down the shitter, but a las I will try…
Today’s big story on the mentally screwed up star is brought to you courtesy Star magazine via NY Daily News, and is about her secret sex filled life and her shit smeared sofas….for real.
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
“Britney is sexually obsessed,” the source tells Star.
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
You know, their is a good side and a bad side to this story. On one hand, at least she is changing diapers (even if she is just wiping their ass on the couch) and taking an interest into how she looks. On the other hand however, it appears she has entered mating season, locked someone in her sex dungeon and probably wont stop until she is knocked up again.
Okay, this bitch has got to be getting close to hitting rock bottom, but I guess her proliferation to living like a homeless rat person prevents that from ever really happening, but this time, as with each time we see her, she has sunken even lower.
She was snapped spending time with a young fan, who I guarantee weighs more than her, which might seem kind of cute and nice, until you remember that she is a cokehead alcoholic. And in a close up picture of her face in which you can still see her little fans hair you can also see her nose looking like a margarita glass thats been over salted.
Okay, yall all know I loved her album, but this bitch is getting to be too much for me. In this video she spends a good 25 seconds digging in her nasty ass beehive wig trying to pull something out, then she appears to snort something quickly and screws a lid back on whatever she pulled out of her hair.
Can we say that is one NASTY BITCH!!!! At least keep your shit together enough to not be snorting coke on stage.
Nick Hogan turned himself in today upon learning of charges issued for reckless driving causing serious bodily harm, and his family issued this statement:
“Nick and the entire Hogan Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can. The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt. There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident. Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”
Which sounds nice and all, but soon after they released that statement, TMZ came forward with some interesting information about Nick’s arrest:
In addition to being arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, cops also cited Hogan for use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having and Illegal window tint.
I am sure Nick Hogan feels real bad and all, but guess what, he is a giant ASSHOLE! Almost killing your friend, and leaving them in a still critical care health situation while you were drinking and not only driving, but racing, is a douchebag thing to do. Then, issuing statements saying he should have been wearing a seatbelt sounds like a slap to the face, because its like no shit he should have been wearing a seatbelt, but a 17 year old should not be out stunt 101ing in his nice ass car, after he has been drinking on wet roads either.
I guess this is one of those lessons you see people learn the hard way on.
So I am pretty sure everyone is familiar with Dog the Bounty hunter, and I think, in general people liked him and he seemed like a nice enough guy, but that was until the national enquirer got their hands on an audio tape of Dog going off about black people, and using a certain racial word that rhymes with digger a number of times, in reference to his sons black girlfriend. Here is a transcript of Dog’s rant:
“I’m not taking a chance…not because she’s black but because we use the word n—er sometimes here. I’m not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for 30 years because some drunken n—er heard us say n—er and turned us into the Enquirer magazine…I’m not taking that chance at all never in life. Never…”
I love the irony of him saying that he would NEVER do anything to ruin his bail bond empire, when basically every word that is coming out of his mouth is doing exactly that.
A&E already issued a statement about the situation, saying:
“A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk Dog.
But its hilarious to me how many people would ruin their careers over using such a hateful word that is so simple to avoid.
You can hear the entire tirade here, but its definitely racially offensive.
These pics don’t prove anything besides the fact these two know each other, but rumor mills are flying about the two possibly dating. I know Brooke Hogan doesn’t have enough sense not to do this, or this, but lets all really hope she knows better than to be hooking up with douchebag:
Like really drunk. So drunk in fact he reportedly blew double the 0.08 limit for a DUI when he got stopped at 1:35 AM. Bet it will take him more than 24 hours to sober up and deal with the fact he is a moron. AND its his second DUI in five years, so he might have time to think about the countless number of lives he put at risk in the now two times he has gotten a DUI while he is in jail. And honestly, if he has been caught twice, how often is this douche driving around drunk?
But way to go Kiefer, really, WAY TO GO! Because you really stand out from the other trash celebrities who get popped right and left for boozing and driving. Oh wait…..
And just for fun here is a drunken montage of Kiefer, doing what he apparently does best, which is getting wasted!
YUP! You are reading/seeing this shit correctly. I don’t know why, or how these got released yet, but I do know that, according to X17, that is Oscar De La Hoya and he is most definitely wearing a fishnet body stocking. And high heels, boy shorts, and boxing gloves. These pictures have MAJOR scandal written all over them, especially since he is married. But from the looks of these those hotel rooms can sure get lonely. And I don’t think its something as simple as he is cheating with another woman and he put her clothes on because those high heels fit just a little too perfect if you ask me.
So until I get an update on why this guy is in fishnets and panties, enjoy looking at one of the most well known figures in boxing right now as he gets in touch with his softer side. Much softer side.
Two more XXX-rated pics after the jump of Mini De La Hoya coming out to play a.k.a. don’t click unless you want to see his dong.
So this past week O.J. has been busy with his usual stuff, like, you know, robbing people at gunpoint and taking mugshots. If you haven’t heard the story, O.J. found out that sports memorabilia collector, Alfred Beardsley , had items that he claimed once belonged to him and instead of asking him for them back nicely, he did shit the O.J. way:
[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.
Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”
If convicted of the 7 felony charges and one gross misdemeanor he is charged with, he could face up to 30 years for each charge, which, if you are a mathematician like me you would be able to figure out that it could add up to 210 years, which is basically life.
But get your head right BITCHES and stop worrying, O.J. aint getting taken out on robbery charges. He would have to, like, kill someone, or maybe even two people to go to jail……..:)
UPDATE: Just for fun, here is a pic of OJ and a machine gun. Now go have nightmares. And remember, in the great country of the United States, people like O.J. are legally allowed to own machine guns! Yay for USA!
And of all people it could be, it’s Dax Shepard. Yup. Thats right, Dax Shepard, the guy from Punk’d and Employee of the Month, you know, the lamer version of Owen Wilson.
My guess is the BITCH has done lost her mind downgrading like this, or she is just desperate to get married! My real guess is the latter, and she is probably plotting right now to dupe this poor idiot into a marriage through trickery.
Us magazine reports on the happy couple:
Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents. Nighttime barbecues! Jet-skiing! Lakeside PDA! It was all part of the fun during Hudson’s weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.
On July 30, the two lovebirds – who were first photographed together July 13 – flew on a private jet to Muskoka, Canada, where Kurt Russell and mom Goldie Hawn own a home.
“Dax fit right in,” says a source. He played tennis with Hudson’s younger brothers Wyatt and Boston, and helped teach her 3-year-old son, Ryder, how to fish.
Isn’t that just the sweetest little thing you have ever heard??? I just wanna puke.
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