Heath Ledger and baby momma Michelle Williams have decided to split up after three years of living in sin and making babies. Technically they only made one baby, but whatever. Back in the day when Heath has hot, like in The Patriot, I would have been excited about this, but since he is some creepy hippie guy who never shaves or showers, its barely news. Maybe he will get his sexy back now that he is a single man.
Hopefully for all of us, Michelle Williams will take this chance and revamp her look, because she looks like she has been preparing for an audition for the role of a vegan lesbian. Not that being vegan or lesbian is bad, its just looking like a perpetuated stereotype is lame.
UPDATE: The picture I used was just too nice to Michelle, so here is a worse better one that serves her justice!
Usher, and his old ass, fug monster (and pregnant)fiance Tameka Foster canceled their wedding on the very day it was suppose to take place and now rumors are flying out of control! Even though they only announced the wedding two weeks ago, invitations were already sent, a location secured(L.A. Reid’s ballin’ ass home) tents were set up and everything was in place, so what caused this cancellation? Usher’s rep released this statement:
“It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.”
Hell NO I wont respect the privacy of this matter!!! You can’t be planning a wedding and then cancel it and not tell anyone why. And since Usher is too much of a BITCH to say why the wedding was called off, here are all the rumors going around:
- It was canceled because the BITCH wouldn’t sign a prenup
- Tameka wanted a BBQ for the wedding, Usher wanted it catered by chef Jean Georges to cater it
- Usher freaked out when Tameka’s criminal past was published in the National Enquirer
- The entire thing has been a publicity stunt for his upcoming album, which has a song about getting his heart broken by an older woman.
- And finally, Usher’s mom couldn’t stand the BITCH her son was about to marry and had to intervene!
I really hope it was the BBQ one that sent the wedding over the edge, because, what better excuse to cancel a wedding than that? But honestly though, who wants to eat BBQ while they are in their wedding dress??? Ohhh I know….a pregnant, old BITCH who can’t fight off her cravings!
Jessica Alba did all the men in the world a favor today, and dumped her fug monster boyfriend of 2+ years! Us reports:
Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.
I love the role reversal here, usually its the man kicking the woman out, but Jessica Alba is a BITCH in charge! It’s just too bad she didn’t have the cojones to break up with him face to face, it kind of makes her look like a bitch and not a BITCH.
Supposedly at some party thing, Angelina Jolie decided to stand up and begin giving ex boyfriend Olivier Martinez a lap dance. This guy is so fug that I really hope this story never happened, and I am refusing to believe that they ever dated, he was so much hotter in that Unfaithful movie. I guess Brad had to babysit and wasn’t allowed out.
Manson took the little homewrecker out for a night….just from the look on this girls face, I think she has been brainwashed, or she is kidnapped or something against her will. It just makes no sense for her to wanna date this aging has been. And by the way, nice heart shaped glasses BITCH! I am not sure what looks more dumb, being with Manson or wearing those glasses without laughing.
Robin announced on Bubba The Love Sponge that her and elusive Mr. X are no longer together….do you think it’s because Howard is getting married again and she still doesn’t have a hubby???
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