I am sure most of you are familiar with the saying “If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?”, well Paris has her own saying:

 If a slut flashes her vagina in a bar for the bazillionth time and no one cares, will she still be a wanna-be-famous smelly cunt?

The answer is YES.

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Whats the deal with Jessica Alba always looking like a mega bitch?? Here she is at the Golden Warriors basketball game looking like she is about to die of misery. Why bother going if you are going to just sit there looking moody? I can just tell this miserable bitch has a mega attitude complex, and if I was around her for more than 5 minutes I would probably have to kick her ass.

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Today Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rep confirmed to Us magazine that Jennifer Love Hewitt was engaged to overseas actor Ross McCall, and said that the pictures of the couple in the ocean were taken while they were celebrating their engagement with a vacation.

And while I do wish the couple a happy engagement and what not, who gets engaged to someone with such a lame ass tattoo, even if they have really bad cellulite???

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Why, showing of her boobs and dancing of course!!!

I mean, what did you expect me to write? That she graduated summa cum laude from Harvard and discovered the cure for cancer?

And WTF is the deal with her new hair cut? I mean, its nice to see that the horses all got their hair back from her, but now she looks like some trans-gendered farm boy mixed with a big city hooker.

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What is going on here?!?!? With no blonde hair, no legs showing and no boobies on display Carmen Electra is one BORING BITCH!

I recommend some peroxide, a push up bra and some better heavier
makeup. Sometimes the natural look just isn’t for everyone.

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