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Pamela Anderson relives days of Baywatch and crams boobs back into red suit!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Pamela Anderson in old Baywatch Bathing Suit

I guess when DirecTV decided to get Pamela Anderson to reenact Baywatch for a commercial they forgot she is getting old!! It’s not that she looks bad, BITCH just looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.

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Mandy Moore turns Wonder Woman into one hot BITCH

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Mandy Moore is Wonder Woman

I am pretty sure that Wonder Woman was hot way back, but the BITCH just got a fantastic makeover! Who knew Mandy Moore had boobs???

Britney Spears has a partial Nip Slip!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Britney Spears nip slip!

WTF it looks like she tore her shirt so her mama milk jugs would be hanging out. But either way, Brit is getting hot again, so it makes looking at these a lot better.

BITCH just show us your titties!

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Proof that Heidi Montag had a boob job and face work!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Proof Heidi Montag had plastic surgery

I don’t think this is debatable any more, if it ever was. You can tell the BITCH got some work done, but good for her, because she horribly plain before, and now she is just plain!

Did Heidi have plastic surgery?

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Jessica teases a nip slip, still classier than Paris Hilton.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Jessica Simpson has enormous boobs!

Unlike Paris Hilton, Jessica somehow manages to keep her nipple from escaping and poking us in the eye.

BITCH stop teasing!

Artist dedicates work to classiness of the Hilton empire!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Paris Hilton’s nipple!

A true ode to original Paris Hilton prankster, Banksy, thought provoking artist Vinchen replaced signs in an Columbus, Ohio Hilton Hotel with these much more awesome signs featuring Paris’s Nipple!

It must feel like crap knowing even your Grandparents probably think you are a ho!

BITCH get some clothes that fit! Then maybe you wouldn’t be the object of ridicule!

If you like these piece of work you can visit the artist’s official site!

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Is it mean to make fun of Paris for being a super ho?

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Jake Gyllenhaal gets an eyeful!

Monday, April 16th, 2007

jake Gyllenhaal stares at Jennifer Aniston’s boobs!

From this picture you can clearly tell what he is looking at, and what he is thinking. One thing we don’t know is what Reese Witherspoon would think about this? BITCH is gonna be pissed that he is checking out that disgusting rack!!

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Hef's main BITCH naked for PETA

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Holly Madison Naked for PETA

Holly is my favorite girlfriend by far! She just seems so nice and sweet. Plus it doesn’t hurt that she gets naked for animals.

Cheetah Girl parties with Brits ex with boobs out!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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Famous for entertaining children, Cheetah Girl Kiely was spotted out on the town with Britney Spears ex-fling J R Rotem.

I guess really there is nothing too bad about these pics, but really, I dont trust people who entertain kids…its like wtf? you cant entertain an adult?

As for J.R. you can clearly see he is upgrading!!

Word of advice though, get some fashion tape BITCH, then your whowho’s wont be falling out!

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Heroes cheerleader licking lady lumps

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Hayden Panettiere licking boob

Scandalous!!! As you can clearly see, Hayden Panettiere is licking her lady friends lumps.

I cannot wait for this BITCH to turn 18 and put a sex tape out!!! You just know this little freak will put Kim K and Paris to shame!

I wonder if this is the pic she sends to her online daddy??

Jenna Jameson looks hot (when airbrushed)

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Airbrushing can be so deceiving. Like in this Russia FHM featuring porn super star Jenna Jameson. They make her look like this:

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When the BITCH really looks like this:

Jenna Jameson Oscar Gala

Ewww lookin’ like beef jerky BITCH!!!!


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Paris still has negative boobage!!!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Paris Hiltons boobs are definitely not fake

To all those speculating that the heiress got a rack-tastic boob job speculate no more! Paris was photographed this weekend looking flatter than a 2 year old. Poor her, she should really look into getting a permanent fix for this, and in her case, insurance just might cover it!

Jordan BITCH slaps Posh!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Jordan Price is celebrity mom of the year

In a recent interview Jordan takes shots at the Beckhams, and then talks about her giant boobs!

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday. At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”

“Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

This might be a little too much info, but I hope to God that we get to see some motorboating going on in their show!!!

Kim K still likes golden showers!!!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

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Kim Kardashian celebrated her 27th birthday at TAO in Las Vegas this weekend.

Even though it looks like she has no friends, the BITCH has a spectacular rack!

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