I guess those reality checks just aren’t enough for big mouth Bootz, and she has decided to release a calendar. The thing is, its not sexy, it just looks cheap. On her official site she says:
“WHEN MAKING MY CALENDAR, I RECOGNIZED THAT MY FAN BASE
OF ALL AGES WAS TREMENDOUS, SO I KEPT IN MIND TO KEEP MY
PICTURES CLASSY AND NOT TOO PROVACATIVE.”
And yes, the dumb BITCH typed all that in caps and misspelled provocative. And she is right, it isn’t too provocative, but that is just because it is lame. And I guess standing in see through lingerie with $5 dollar heels on in a barn is REALLLLLY classy.
Pamela did what she does best this weekend at cannes by showing us her cans! She better be doing these noodz now though, time is not on Pamela’s side anymore.
I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.
But what I meant by hot, was old. I know Pamela has been aging lots recently, but I was really just in denial over it. But seeing these pictures where her face looks like a crumpled up kleenex really sends the message home. Someone get this BITCH some botox ASAP!!!
In true fashion of Tara Reid, Mischa Barton let her whole boob fall out of her shirt! Most people only have a quick flash of a nip slip, but really, this boob was like blowing in the breeze for a while before she noticed.
I just don’t understand why these BITCHES don’t use invisible tape, it is SOOO unnoticeable, and then their tata’s wouldn’t be making public appearances.
OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!
I think this Kate Bosworth BITCH looks so much better now that she has gotten her boobs back! I predict it wont be long before this beach bunny has nip slips all over the internet.
She can dye her hair brown all she wants, but dumb is dumb and this BITCH aint getting any smarter. I have met bags of kitty litter that are smarter than Jessica Simpson. Thank God she has boobs, or she would probably be somewhere sleeping under a bench turning tricks for pizza poppers.
Parents are not too pleased by the latest promotional pictures released for Harry Potter which show Hermione with, and without boobs. Do these parents honestly think this is the first time this has happened? And truthfully, they just did Hermione a favor, if they are going to put her in fug clothes the least they could do is give her some boobs.
This shit is hysterical. The chub girl from this picture wrote an email to this site that posted the picture above saying this:
To whom it may concern,
I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.
The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends…..and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying “damn nigga!”.
I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don’t exactly know you obtained it.
What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action….and that is a promise.
You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.
I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.
I don’t know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!
-Kate (Email me!)
As a response to the email, the website put up these pictures and totally own this lawyer BITCH wannabe.
LOL at this dumb bitch thinking she could sue! But really, take the time to look at this girl, she is painfully FUG. I would probably try to sue now too, out of embarrassment for being so damn FUG.
Such a lady but she dancing like a ho! I’m not sure though, why she would bring her boobs out and then go party with Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria. She should have been on stage getting down Pussycat Doll style, you know she is into that shit, you can tell she is loving the attention her boobies are getting! And you know she was getting wild with no daddy Joe Simpson in sight to regulate her behavior.
And all I can say is that a man baby? I want a penis check done stat. This looks like some drag queen impersonator of Jessica. Unfortunately, its not, but fortunately the boobs are on display so you don’t even have to look at her face!
Somehow, no matter how good she looks, I am still convinced I am looking at a man. I especially like how she is pretending she is in a music video or something and trying to be sexy on the beach!
BITCH even your hair is disgusted by you, that weave looks like its trying to choke you out!
If these pictures were from five years ago, we would all be blinded by the hotness that Brit use to have, but seeing these makes you realize she looks like every other BITCH in the world. And for some reason I thought her boobs would look bigger/better.
Not that this is really a news flash to anyone, but Jessica Simpson went out and about with her boobies. You know she has to be wearing one incredible push up bra to get those puppies that high. The only thing keeping her from looking fabulous is that drab hair.
Add a few highlights BITCH, it will make you look younger.
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