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Bootz from Flavor of Love and Charm School selling calendar

Monday, May 28th, 2007

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I guess those reality checks just aren’t enough for big mouth Bootz, and she has decided to release a calendar. The thing is, its not sexy, it just looks cheap. On her official site she says:

“WHEN MAKING MY CALENDAR, I RECOGNIZED THAT MY FAN BASE
OF ALL AGES WAS TREMENDOUS, SO I KEPT IN MIND TO KEEP MY
PICTURES CLASSY AND NOT TOO PROVACATIVE.”

And yes, the dumb BITCH typed all that in caps and misspelled provocative. And she is right, it isn’t too provocative, but that is just because it is lame. And I guess standing in see through lingerie with $5 dollar heels on in a barn is REALLLLLY classy.

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Pamela Anderson gets naked at cannes, still classier than Britney Spears

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Pamela did what she does best this weekend at cannes by showing us her cans! She better be doing these noodz now though, time is not on Pamela’s side anymore.

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Courtney Love looks freaking insane, wears dress five sizes to small.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.

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Pamela Anderson looks hot and has giant boobs

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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But what I meant by hot, was old. I know Pamela has been aging lots recently, but I was really just in denial over it. But seeing these pictures where her face looks like a crumpled up kleenex really sends the message home. Someone get this BITCH some botox ASAP!!!

She is still hotter than the average cougar.

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NSFW: Mischa Barton has a whole boob slip!

Friday, May 18th, 2007

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In true fashion of Tara Reid, Mischa Barton let her whole boob fall out of her shirt! Most people only have a quick flash of a nip slip, but really, this boob was like blowing in the breeze for a while before she noticed.

I just don’t understand why these BITCHES don’t use invisible tape, it is SOOO unnoticeable, and then their tata’s wouldn’t be making public appearances.

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Lindsay Lohan has nip slip at the beach!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!

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Kate Bosworth hits the beach and unties bikini while making o face

Friday, May 11th, 2007

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I think this Kate Bosworth BITCH looks so much better now that she has gotten her boobs back! I predict it wont be long before this beach bunny has nip slips all over the internet.

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Jennifer Tilly shows of her GIANT boobs at Playboy Party

Friday, May 11th, 2007

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Hmmm…not bad for a BITCH pushing 50!

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Jessica Simpson so dumb she cant even get into right car

Thursday, May 10th, 2007


She can dye her hair brown all she wants, but dumb is dumb and this BITCH aint getting any smarter. I have met bags of kitty litter that are smarter than Jessica Simpson. Thank God she has boobs, or she would probably be somewhere sleeping under a bench turning tricks for pizza poppers.

p.s. its about 25 seconds into the video.

Ivanka Trump looks sexy undressed in new GQ

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

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Wow, I use to have a thing about not being able to get over Donald Trump being her dad, but DAMN does this BITCH look hot in the upcoming GQ.

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Guess who put their giant boobies on display?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Who has big boobs?

What boobilicous star let it all hang out at the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala?

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Harry Potter people catch shit over poster with boobs edited in

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Harry Potter promo controversy

Parents are not too pleased by the latest promotional pictures released for Harry Potter which show Hermione with, and without boobs. Do these parents honestly think this is the first time this has happened? And truthfully, they just did Hermione a favor, if they are going to put her in fug clothes the least they could do is give her some boobs.

Some internet BITCH gets owned!

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Green Dress Girl

This shit is hysterical. The chub girl from this picture wrote an email to this site that posted the picture above saying this:

To whom it may concern,

I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.

The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends…..and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying “damn nigga!”.

I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don’t exactly know you obtained it.

What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action….and that is a promise.

You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.

I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.

I don’t know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!

-Kate (Email me!)

As a response to the email, the website put up these pictures and totally own this lawyer BITCH wannabe.

LOL at this dumb bitch thinking she could sue! But really, take the time to look at this girl, she is painfully FUG. I would probably try to sue now too, out of embarrassment for being so damn FUG.

Jessica Simpson parties with the twins out! More pics from PCD show

Monday, May 7th, 2007

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Such a lady but she dancing like a ho! I’m not sure though, why she would bring her boobs out and then go party with Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria. She should have been on stage getting down Pussycat Doll style, you know she is into that shit, you can tell she is loving the attention her boobies are getting! And you know she was getting wild with no daddy Joe Simpson in sight to regulate her behavior.

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Jessica Simpson hosts the Pussy Cat Dolls 2 year anniversary….

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

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And all I can say is that a man baby? I want a penis check done stat. This looks like some drag queen impersonator of Jessica. Unfortunately, its not, but fortunately the boobs are on display so you don’t even have to look at her face!

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Mariah Carey hits the beach in a bikini!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

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Somehow, no matter how good she looks, I am still convinced I am looking at a man. I especially like how she is pretending she is in a music video or something and trying to be sexy on the beach!

BITCH even your hair is disgusted by you, that weave looks like its trying to choke you out!

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Britney Spears takes topless pictures of herself!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

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If these pictures were from five years ago, we would all be blinded by the hotness that Brit use to have, but seeing these makes you realize she looks like every other BITCH in the world. And for some reason I thought her boobs would look bigger/better.

Is Brit hot in these pics?

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Guess the celeb: Who’s nipples are hard enough to carve stone with?

Monday, April 30th, 2007

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Hint: Maybe her nips are so hard because she is one mean BITCH!

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Jessica Simpson has giant knockers

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

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Not that this is really a news flash to anyone, but Jessica Simpson went out and about with her boobies. You know she has to be wearing one incredible push up bra to get those puppies that high. The only thing keeping her from looking fabulous is that drab hair.

Add a few highlights BITCH, it will make you look younger.

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Tyra Banks grabs Rosie O'Donnells Boobs on TV!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

I can only explain this as unexplainable. Why the hell would any straight woman wanna feel up Rosie’s mammoth saggy boobs?

Would you ever grab Rosie’s boobs??

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