Seriously, Kim K must be a moron to have thought working the red carpet at a benefit for Nicole Brown was a good idea. In case some of you are unsure as to why this is so blatantly rude, its because Kim K’s dad is none other than one of the lawyers who helped O.J. Simpson get off for murdering Nicole Brown. Really, this BITCH must have no shame to have shown her face at this benefit.
But, on the positive side of things, the BITCH’s tits looked fantastic! In some weird, superficial way that makes up for it a little, like “Oh, my dad helped her murderer go free, but here is my fantastic rack as a peace offering!”.
p.s. the BITCH’s fake eyelashes are out of control!! It looks like someone glued horse whiskers to her eyes!
Well, thats the conclusion I came to after I saw these pics of her stripping down to her bra and panties then hoofing it to the ocean. Usually I would have a lot of harsh words for the hoochie mama of two, but I can respect the spontaneity of seeing a beach and running for a quick dip. What I cannot respect however, is a bushy box or poorly dyed weave. But, BITCHney does look better than usual, she must be on one hell of a work out program because her legs and stomach are looking LOTS better. I still don’t trust these pictures though because BITCHney is a chameleon, sometimes she is her old self, and at other times she is a trailer park-cheeto-eating-skanky-clothes-wearing mess. Today, she picked somewhere in between.
p.s. At first I thought her ass was looking fantastic, then I looked at the last thumbnail a little to closely and I take back the spontaneity thing too, because her friend came prepared with a bathing suit.
Lohan is taking this sober thing very seriously!!! She was caught partying at Pure with a SCRAM on her ankle, to prove that she is staying sober as she returns to daily life outside of rehab. A SCRAM will detect anytime any alcohol is being consumed, even in the smallest amounts. To top things off, it was her CHOICE to wear ut1
I am going to go out on a limb here and risk looking like an asshole, but I really do think Lindsay Lohan is trying very hard to fix her ways and that is pretty admirable. I think she is going to stick with it, unlike most celeb rehabbers.
But really, BITCH nuggets, lets send her our best wishes! Even if its only because she looks much hotter when she is off the booze and coke.
Well I always knew you can’t teach a BITCH new tricks, and Paris just further proves that. The BITCH was up to her old antics of “accidentally on purpose” letting her tits fall out. Which is actually pretty funny considering the fact she barely even has tits. I knew it wouldn’t be long before the whore side came out again.
But this is when I take a moment and laugh at all her fans that talked about how much jail “changed” her, because guess what??? The BITCH is still the same whore we all know and hate! And speaking of how “changed” she is, who has heard her mention her house for convicts??? I sure haven’t!! But that is typically of a rich BITCH party slut!
Unfortunately, and perhaps fortunate at the same time, I don’t have the NSFW images yet, but I am sure those will be out soon!
UPDATE: Here are all the NSFW pics! I must say, I am quite distraught, I have never seen nipples that look that much like beef jerky before. I mean, how does that even happen? It looks like a raw hide chew toy for a dog or something.
Unless somehow she grew some extra perky, hard boobs randomly out of nowhere, I think its safe to say she got some store bought fronts. But I think its a good move for her, they definitely look nice. An even better move for the BITCH though would be doing Playboy!!! But who really cares if her boobs are fake or not, just as long as she isn’t wearing those hideous pant chaps.
But really, I can’t say it enough, I really do love this BITCH and I hope she gets super famous so I don’t have to hide the fact that I love her!! She just seems too sweet!!!
Do you all remember that womens housing Paris was going to build for people recently released from jail????? Well, this has NOTHING to do with that, probably because the BITCH hasn’t mentioned it since her interview, but what she did do since her interview was go to the bars, dance on the couches and smoke some greenery, Page Six and People report:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,”
Was anyone surprised reading this? I know I wasn’t!!! But what did surprise me is her giant, stuffed cleavage. We all saw pics of the BITCH in Hawaii, and to put it kindly….THE BITCH IS FLAT!!! So she must have a super-gravity-defying-boob-creating bra ever.
I would also like to point out the fact that her nose job turned out nicely, its so much more BITCH instead of WITCH now. I can’t say the same about those fug ass lace gloves she is wearing.
And in even more SHOCKING news Paris has officially spread herpes to the world!!! I knew we shouldn’t have let the BITCH go to Hawaii!!! Read Here…
Sure, Jack Nicholson has BITCH tits and is a fug monster, but you gotta recognize a true PIMP when you see one! The working definition of pimp in this case being:
PIMP (pÄmp) : When you are surrounded by beautiful bitches on a boat and you still have the biggest tits.
Since the stories today have pretty much been crappy and boring, I will post these pictures of Lindsay Lohan celebrating the fourth at a beach house. My guess is that she is confused and thinks all the sand is blow and probably believes she is throwing the best party ever. But really who cares what the BITCH thinks, she is standing around in a bikini and short shorts!!! She could be contemplating the atomic structure of a medicine that will cure cancer and no one would care because they would be staring at her jugs, which I still believe are real…real fake.
For once in my life someone I wanted to win on a gameshow finally did! I feel bad for the BITCH though, Mo’nique should have coughed up some more money, because $50,000 will barely be able to buy a house…actually, I don’t even know if thats enough at all to buy a house, which homeless Saaphyri could really use!! And even though the finale was full of cheesiness and crying, it was cute to see Saaphyri get her makeover, because I been saying the BITCH is pretty, you just can’t tell because of her giant boobs and brightly colored weave!
I love when Leilene, Becky and Saaphyri all teamed up on Shay. Not only is Shay a crybaby for complaining when the tables are turned on her, she is a SNITCH and as everyone knows, I don’t have ANY love for SNITCHES!! SNITCHES = BITCHES and not the good kind either!!!
But anyways, YAY! for my BITCH winning the show and hopefully being able to buy a house now!
Not that this is surprising or anything, but reports are coming out about Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, Blonde Ambition, and none of them are good! It has already been pushed back once, but now it doesn’t even have a release date. Gatecrasher reports:
Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.
“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.”
Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”
The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.
Poor Jess, no man, no movie and no marriage….shit is looking bleak!
Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!
Sheesh, when Paris Hilton leaving jail looks better than you on a normal day you should reconsider your lack of outfits. But really, this is gross, and I wish I never saw it. In fact, most of the pictures I see of BITCHney I wish I never saw also! The BITCH just has the capacity to create disgust and horror everywhere she goes. And I understand, yes she was in a changing room, but she should know better than to be hanging out topless when you are followed by paparazzi. The fact that she knows that people are looking for these photo opportunities and she does nothing to prevent them makes her down right trashy.
And I say “NSFW maybe” because if your boss walked in while you were looking at these, you can tell them some story about it really being a male pro wrestler or something like that.
I guess what Demi Moore is wearing could be called a shirt, but then we would have to start calling all see through things clothes as well, like zip loc bags and saran wrap. I especially like how she is wearing couture sweat pants and walking like a chicken, it really makes the outfit work for her I think, while the nipple show just adds extra fierceness to the whole thing.
Kim K made an appearance at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collecton event, and looked pretty as usual. I swear she just needs to hurry up and marry a football player or basketball player before we all forget who she is, because when your only claim to fame is being best friends with a used up heiress and making a sex tape with a lame R&B singer your fame is fleeting! She is a smart one too, to help keep the camera on herself she cut a hole in her dress so we could see her boobs…smart move BITCH, smart move. Dont get it twisted though, I still love this BITCH!
And someone better call animal control quick!!!! That BITCH has got a donkey in her pants!!!!!
I am sorry, but fans, you must realize that all these times BITCHney is exposing herself is not an accident! You could not possibly have that many wardrobe malfunctions in your entire life. I want an explanation to how this even happens, why is she taking her dress off in front of the paparazzi?
What I dont get is why people let her leave the house looking like this? I would never go out with my hair looking like that, and I don’t even have a sea of paparazzi following me around! BITCHney is literally as trashy as Roseanne Barr. I really hope for a come back, but it will be just like Anna Nicole Smith, no matter how skinny she got, all I could think of is Anna Nicole fat on her show and trying to crawl under the table and her ass kept getting stuck. I will always think of Britney with these horrible extensions, boobies out, cellulite showing and kids in tow on the way to the bar.
For a woman pushing 50, this is pretty impressive. The lack of a bathing suit top suits her nicely, and she looks at least a hundred times better from the last time we saw her. I think she should just stick to not wearing a top at all, I really think she could pull the topless look off! I hope this is the summer trend!!! hahaha
Some people try to bring CoCo down, saying that her booty is fake, but honestly, who really cares either way? From interviews, she actually seems like a sweet girl. But really, that doesn’t matter either, when you can get away with wearing only airbrushed clothes and shoes you pretty much can get away with anything!
And I’m not quite sure what has happened to the Jenna Jameson that use to be famous. She looks like some awkward, melting Barbie doll. Her implants are so crooked that even the bathing suit looks deformed. She is in desperate need of a good plastic surgeon!
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and I take back the spontaneity thing too, because her friend came prepared with a bathing suit.
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