So she decided to show off her headlights!!! And the ugliest fucking shoes I have possibly ever seen. THESE shoes are NOT fashionable, and I don’t care WHO says they are, because they are NOT. Maybe when Jesus or Gladiators were alive these things were considered fly, but come on people!!!! Take a good look at these, and try to honestly tell me these things are nice, and that you wouldn’t feel like a retard chasing a boomerang wearing them.
Christina Aguilera was on Ellen this week, and basically her boobies are bigger than ever. And while that is probably the highlight of this clip, the real gold is watching Ellen steal peeks of Christina’s supersized boobs. But who can blame her? Its hard not to stare! Bitch is working with some MAJOR tits!
We have seen bits and pieces of Lindsay Lohan splashed throughout tabloids as beaver and nip slips alike have been published for everyone to see, but now, officially, she has done a nudey shoot! Why now you ask? Probably because she hasn’t had a cover of a tabloid in quite some time due to bitchneymania. In what is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, who herself posed for the same pictures decades ago, Lohan bares all through flimsy fabrics and I must say, the bitch has a SMOKING body, but she also has an infinity number of freckles!!! I know she can’t help it, but she is so freckly she looks dirty! She needs to find some SPF 200,000 and walk under an umbrella for the rest of her life, because, well, to be quite frank, her freckles are making me sick, and I would hate to see her get anymore, if thats even possible. She should also try to find whats left of her career, if thats possible as well.
After the jump is all the NSFW images I could gather, plus some of Marilyn Monroe’s pics from the original photoshoot! Lots of NIPS involved!
I must say, Amy Winehouse is coming around in leaps and bounds! She was photo’d on an outing in London looking pretty, which is awesome, because, just a few weeks ago she was looking that this.
And in other awesome Amy Winehouse news, the bitch got her teeth fixed and looks a bajillion x 10 ^ 1000 better. Yay for rehab Amy. Boo crackhead Amy.
Lindsay was out and about doing her thang(thats right, thing with an a) when papz spotted her and her somewhat see through shirt. Which isn’t that bad at all, considering she actually has boobs and they are not sagging to the floor yet. But if the bitch keeps bouncing around without having her tata’s strapped down, they will be reaching the floor before she has time to relapse.
Well, R&B singer/rapper, whatever you wanna call her, Eve was at the Celebration of Music and I must say, the bitch’s face was looking flawless. That lipstick is PERFECT for her.
Now if she could just do something about those implants trying to run away off her chest we would be getting somewhere….and it’s not that I am against flaunting boobs, thats all fine and swell, I just don’t like them to look like overstuffed fat bags that are one deep breath away from putting someones eye out.
Kim K went out again, this time to the “Keeping up with the Kardashians” premiere, and unfortunately she still hasn’t gotten her baby bangs under control. The good thing was she put her fun bags on display, so you don’t really have to look at her face for more than a brief second. Here are some pics of her with her sisters, but all I wanna know about them is wtf is up with one with the giant moon face? Her head is almost double the size of everyone else.
Here is what everyone is calling an “uncut” version of BITCHney’s new video, and I guess when there is about 1:13 left in the video you can kinda see her boobs, which have painted stars on the nips, for like two seconds. Its really not that much more revealing than the first one, but apparently everyone is freaking out over it.
Paris Hilton is getting old, and desperate from the looks of these pics. Actually, she is not even Paris Hilton anymore, she is a joke of a joke, of a joke of herself. And while I do agree its sexist and wrong that its against the law for women to walk around without a shirt on, I think women who would choose to go topless would probably be attention whores, or just whores, and Paris just so happens to be both.
NSFW image of Paris Hilton impersonating Billy Joel and showing off her nipples after jump!
So Sienna Miller had pictures leak online from the set of her new movie, and the first thing to note about these pictures is that she is naked. The second thing to note would be the fact that she is PISSED that her scene wasn’t more protected and that pictures got out on the internet, and now she doesn’t even want to film her other naked scenes. My thing is, whats to be pissed about??? Wouldn’t we have all seen this in the movie anyways? If you don’t mind be recorded on a camera naked, then why are you gonna get pissed when the whole world sees still frames of your too bony back, mediocre ta-ta’s and your kinda flat butt?
Why, showing of her boobs and dancing of course!!!
I mean, what did you expect me to write? That she graduated summa cum laude from Harvard and discovered the cure for cancer?
And WTF is the deal with her new hair cut? I mean, its nice to see that the horses all got their hair back from her, but now she looks like some trans-gendered farm boy mixed with a big city hooker.
BITCHney better brace herself, her whole image of boozing-slut-mom just got a whole lot worse. Us magazine is reporting about a certain wild, booze filled night Spears had with some guys from the set of her disastrous new music video. They report:
Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.
“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”
Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s
“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”
I kind of feel like BITCHney has filled the void left by Anna Nicole and reformed party girl Tara Reid. And who can blame her?? When you look that hot and have fake flower tattoos on your tata’s you can’t help but be naked, in fact, clothes should be a crime!!!
But really though, we should give her a break, this story could have been a lot worse, I mean, she could have let them run a train on her!
possibly the most disgusting example of self mutilation that I have EVER seen in my life. They look like a tiger has been using them as a scratching post, and its so fucking disgusting. I just can’t get past it at all. Could you imagine being her baby and having to feed off those not so fun bags? I like how you can even see letters that she has carved in there. However, I don’t like how this image of destroyed boobies is forever carved into my mind.
So here is a tip BITCH: ONLY WEAR TURTLENECKS!!!
p.s. doesn’t this BITCH ALMOST look as classless as BITCHney in that pic with the cig? Just throw in two more kids, a couple of ex husbands and make her strip down to her bra and panties and it would be the euro-Brit that can actually sing!
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