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Paris Hilton records music video from jail!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Well, not quite, but the BITCH in this video can actually act!!!

Guess what all you brainwashed Britney Spears fans? She is a bitch!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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When flying from Los Angeles to Florida, Britney and her entourage boarded a flight with United Airlines, and then minutes before take off demanded that they let her off the plan! Was it last minute jitters or did the pop star forget one of her kid things at the gate? NOPE! The seats just were not comfortable enough, saying “I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.”. So after making the plane return to the gate, she was let off the plane where she requested a private jet to make the flight. One Passenger recounts the madness on the plane:

“It was quite astonishing. The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off. She just said ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.’ I heard everything but most people were left wondering what was going on, so the captain was forced to make an apology to all the other passengers over the tannoy. It was quite a fiasco but she didn’t seem to care about anything except getting off that plane. All the passengers were furious.”

Really though, this is a BITCH on so many levels. I would have been so pissed if I was on this flight and it was delayed an hour because Britney Spears honky ass wanted leather seats. WTF do you mean it doesn’t have leather seats? Who cares? I am sure when you were married to Kfed you got plenty use to the cheap stuff in life. Also, way to look out for the environment BITCHney. Stars that take private jets are committing eco crimes and should be put on blast. Those BITCHES can sit their little rich asses right in a coach set just as well as the next person.

p.s. nice shirt, REAL classy, fits in nice with the tattoo parlor in the background

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Hey Teach, throw some D’s on that BITCH!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

I know with school getting a bunch of you BITCHES are singing this song right now!

Lindsay Lohan and “mini” Britney together at lesbian bar

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

While we cant be sure that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t all coked up and thinking this was the real Britney Spears, we can be sure that this mini Britney puts more effort in to her shows than the real Brit. No lip syncing and the show is 45 minutes long? Im sure these people got a better show than the fans attending Britney’s HOB tour, where shows were completely lip synced and lasted less than 15 minutes, not to even mention ticket prices. Mini BITCHney is the shit!

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Jessica Alba has a great ass and shows it off in a beach photoshoot

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Almost everyone in Hollywood could take lessons from Jessica Alba. BITCH has her shit together, she looks great and people love her, plus she is not a sloppy ho!

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The First pics of Britney Spears return performance!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

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The costumes look cheap and crappy, but who gives a shit!?! This is the first time Brit has pulled it together long enough for us all to regain hope that she will indeed make a come back. I am extra proud of this BITCH for not wearing any type of cowboy clothes!

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Britney Spears: The BITCH is back!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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Sure Brit spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and looks great, but crazy is still crazy!!! Lets hope some of the $250k she spent on a revamp went to her medication! And say what you want to, but BITCHNEY is on her way back!

How did Brit end up looking so well?

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Beyonce’s Australian Tour Premiere

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

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Beyonce kicked off her summer tour in Australia, and from the pics, it looks like this BITCH likes mac’s new Barbie line!

BITCH bring the fabulousness!

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When did Amanda Bynes get so hot?

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

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Amanda Bynes was at the Young Hollywood Awards looking more grown up than ever! Who knew under all those nickelodeon shows and crap movies was a little hottie??

Work that red carpet BITCH!

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Video Vixen and Video Host fight over Black Ty

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Tyrese

Rumor is that Tyrese Gibson has been dating Rocsi from 106 & Park and Melyssa Ford, and at the Hip Hop Summit it almost went down. A discussion panel about Hurricane Katrina quickly got sidetracked when to two ladies began to attack each other.

Sources claim:

“They started off talking about Hurricane Katrina and then all of a sudden they were yelling at each other. And Rocsi was cursing like crazy … but it started to get serious when Melyssa called Rocsi a Bitch.”

What I want to know is where the hell is Tyrese’s pregnant baby momma that he supposedly roughed up????


Melyssa Ford Rocsi from 106 & Park