Last week, a warehouse belonging to David Copperfield was raided by the FBI where they took computer hard drives and digital cameras. Though the reason for the raid was not disclosed, sources such TMZ are linking it to reports that a Seattle woman is claiming to have been raped by the magician:
Sources now tell TMZ Copperfield designed part of his show around “a system for picking up women.” During his show, David goes into the audience and chooses women to come on stage. We’re told that if David likes a girl, he’ll use code words with assistants like “mama” and “secrecy.” The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage — and that’s where the profiling begins.
The women are told that David may use them in his show when he comes to their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, “What is your favorite men’s cologne?” and “Where do you like to vacation?” We’re told one of those vacation spots mentioned by staff is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas — which he bought for $50 million.
I totally always knew magicians were using their magic abilities for evil, because magic is the ONLY thing that would get some of those guys laid. I can’t wait to see pictures of this lady either, because, what kind of weirdo goes to an isolated island that a magician owns in another country alone??? Can we all say dumb bitch???
Paris Hilton is getting old, and desperate from the looks of these pics. Actually, she is not even Paris Hilton anymore, she is a joke of a joke, of a joke of herself. And while I do agree its sexist and wrong that its against the law for women to walk around without a shirt on, I think women who would choose to go topless would probably be attention whores, or just whores, and Paris just so happens to be both.
NSFW image of Paris Hilton impersonating Billy Joel and showing off her nipples after jump!
I just reported that this BITCH was too damn tired to get her ass out of bed for drug tests she would have failed, but now BITCHney is too tired to even see her kids! Life and Style magazine is reporting that she missed her first SUPERVISED visitation with her two sons, scheduled for three days after she lost custody, the details:
The night before, “She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them,†says the insider.
“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.
“But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!
“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.â€
Uhm, yeah, I don’t feel to bad for the BITCH at all on this one. Why the hell is she so tired all the time? My guess is the xanax she is on, because its not from over training, over parenting or over touring or recording. All she ever does is drink starbucks and smoke cigs, so she should be as hyped up as a crack head in the kitchen, yet she is still the sleepiest person ever.
Someone should really tell this bitch how bad those contacts look in. If I had a friend trying to wear those out, I would do her the huge favor of poking her eyeballs out. She just needs to take her self home, stop dying and redying her barely grown back hair and weave, go tanning, buy a treadmill, stop wearing retarded looking contacts and not leave her house until the BITCHney we know is back.
With as much shit as I give BITCHney Spears, I was really hoping she would wow us at the VMA’s, but the BITCH didn’t! In fact, it was HORRIBLE. I have seen strippers put more thought into their stage show than BITCHney. And already the story is being turned around. Because, you know, its definitely not HER fault that her show sucked so bad, and here are the many, many excuses her and her few remaining fans have come up with:
1. Sarah Silverman - supposedly BITCHney heard her practicing her routine, specifically the part where she says that BITCHney’s kids are the “cutest mistakes” and said they were as cute as the vayjayjay that they came out of, and this threw BITCHney off her game. But, funny BITCH and awesome person altogether, Sarah Silverman denied BITCHney could have even heard it, because she never rehearsed any of her jokes there, and she went on after BITCHney committed career suicide.
2. Her Manager - Its the same guy responsible for driving Kelly Clarkson’s newest album straight into the ground.
3. MTV - They didn’t let her do her original show that included Criss Angel helping plan it, so she wasn’t very enthusiastic about and just didn’t try hard.
4. Her Booze - During rehearsals the drunk BITCH was drinking margaritas, and went out clubbing the night before, and the night after.
The only one of those options that make any type of sense at all is number 4, but I am pretty sure thats not right either because booze makes people dance like assholes, not brain dead slut moms. I think it more likely is a heavy dose of xanax and paxil mixed with booze that made her seem so dumb. OR….maybe she is just the dumb redneck BITCH we all thought she turned into.
And if you want a REALLY good laugh, just head over to BITCHney Spears fansite, BreatheHeavy.com, and read all these idiot-tards supporting BITCHney and hating on Sarah Silverman. Then I recommend you sign up and tell them why it was all BITCHney’s fault that she sucked.
Ohh, and if you really thought BITCHney’s crotch shots were all accidents, well she flashed it again after the VMA’s, in what I am guessing is, a pathetic cheap shot at getting attention.
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After the jump is the semi-NSFW pic of BITCHney flashing her beaver!!! (more…)
Why none other than BITCHney Spears kid, duh!!! I nominate her for Mom Of The Year, because I mean what really says “Mommy Loves You” like holding a lit cigarette inches from your childs face??? I bet that kid could light up a whole pack of ciggies at once with one match, and not even start coughing. Shit, I bet that kid could light up a whole pack of cigarettes, pour some Jack on the rocks and change his kid brothers diaper at the same time, because, when you are BITCHney’s kids, those are your basic survival skills. They also know the “how to hold mommy’s hair out of the toilet bowl when she is hungover” trick, but they don’t like to brag.
Usually I am the one BITCHing about the way young Hollywood conducts themselves, but Keira Knightley decided to give me a break today, and talked shit about them for me! She is quoted as saying:
“With acting the mystique is what’s amazing. I love that it’s magic, that’s the whole point. The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re shittier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers. I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that on my own in private, but I try not to.”
I must say, I likey what I heary. She just left out the part of them being shittier than everyone else because they hoard money while children die from poverty every single day.
And I would just also like to add that Keira Knightley look fan-freaking-tastic in this picture.
Poor, poor pitiful Owen Wilson. Life is just too hard for him, and thats why, on Monday, he reportedly tried to kill himself. And when I say “poor, poor pitiful” I really mean “rich, rich asshole”. Really, wtf is up with this? He is paid off his ass and spends all his time drinking and going to strip clubs, so whats to be depressed about? Insiders say an addiction to heroin and cocaine, topped off with the recent split from Kate Hudson may have led to Owen’s suicide attempt. Us Magazine reports:
Wilson visited a St. Monica church in his neighborhood on August 23, out of either devotion or desperation. Three days later, actor Luke Wilson, 35, found his brother in his Santa Monica, California, home with his left wrist slashed, having ingested a quantity of pills.
While the news stunned Owen’s fans, members of his and Hudson’s inner circles were reportedly all too aware of his private struggles with depression and addiction to cocaine and heroin.
According to sources close to the actor, his downward spiral only worsened after his June split from Hudson, 28.
“We always thought he was just too fun-loving, but now it’s obvious he was just dealing with way too much to handle,” says a family friend.
After reading that I guess I am suppose to feel worse for him, but I don’t. I think it makes him seem like a big cry baby BITCH, who needs to grow up and stop trying to be 25. This pathetic ploy for attention and pity doesn’t work on me at all. There are plenty of people out there that are dying right now, or don’t even know they are about to die, and I am sure they would do anything to trade places with someone who is healthy and well off.
And Paris Hilton ain’t changed shit about herself! Here she is going to a party at the Playboy Mansion in her lingerie. Which really, isn’t a big deal, it just reinforces what a dumb slut she is. I am so glad the BITCH went on Larry King boo-hooing about how she is negatively portrayed and talking about doing charity and giving back, because, didn’t you know, the Playboy mansion is in DIRE need of charity. Yup, I know it sounds odd, but really, they need the help from all the dumb, mostly naked sluts they can find! I am glad Paris chose to pick a good cause and really go after it!
What I honestly don’t understand is why she even said all that shit about wanting to build a shelter for women and do charity, and all that jazz. What the BITCH should have said is “I still want to continue on living my pointless, predictable, self centered life and party like a whore constantly!”. At least that would have been being honest.
p.s. dont you just love how this BITCH is so giant that her thigh high stokcings barely cover her knees???
So BITCHney was out driving around and tried to park her car, but the dumb BITCH hit the car next to hers. Thankfully, none of her kids were in the backseat and it was all caught on tape. Unfortunately for BITCHney, it only makes her look like the biggest BITCH ever. Mostly because she gets out of the car, flashes her crotch, only takes the time to inspect her car, and then just walks away from the scene of the accident without leaving as much as a letter, qualifying this as a hit and run. Which BITCHney should be familiar with, because its a lot like what Kfed did to her: he hit that shit, and then he ran out!!!
And I am no driving expert, but maybe parking would be easier if BITCHney wasn’t driving with a dumb ass dog in her lap.
Less than 36 hours before crashing her car while coked up and drunk as a skunk, Lindsay was telling Elle magazine (yes, the same interview where this happened) that she would NEVER get caught drinking behind the wheel of a car:
“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”
I think maybe she meant to say, “I would never drive ONLY drunk, I would be coked up too!”.
Literally!!! This BITCH has more BITCHES than a madam at a whore house! And I really love how, instead of adopting an animal from a shelter, she just goes and drops about $3000 each on these fug BITCHES. Because you really think, someone that LOVES animals as much as she claims to would want to rescue animals from impending death at a pound and encourage others to do the same. But nope! That would be way too nice of a thing for this money hungry ego tripping BITCH to consider, and PETA agrees! They sent her this letter in response to her(and BITCHney Spears) new pup purchase:
Dear Paris and Britney,
So, you have popped into a pet store to pick up some more doggie arm candy. Your impulse purchases of dogs encourage others to follow suit, no matter how ill-equipped they are to provide a decade or more of care for a little dog who has feelings and needs and who requires patience, veterinary care, and stimulation other than nightclub music and bar laughter. Also, for every pet store puppy purchased, a pound puppy dies (and a breeder — probably somewhere in Arkansas or Missouri — is rewarded for adding yet another litter to the pet overpopulation crisis). A California bill that would have required most dogs and cats to be spayed or neutered-and therefore would have helped reduce the taxpayer burden for disposing of (killing) homeless animals-was recently defeated by greedy breeders. Perhaps you and other vacuous stars need to tattoo “Don’t buy while pound pups die” on your foreheads to remind each other of that home truth.
Very truly yours,
Ingrid E. Newkirk, President
PETA
Usually I think PETA is a little extreme, mainly because I love meat and leather, but I think they make a VERY good point here.
DAMN!!! Faith Hill is bout it bout it when it comes to her man! At a concert in Lafayette, LA an over zealous BITCH grabbed Tim’s crotch, spurring Faith to say:
“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s — somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”
How bad would you hate being the stupid BITCH that was just grabbing up on his nuts right in front of Faith? I bet she never thought she would be getting called out in front of everybody. But kudos to Faith for defending her mans balls, and putting silly BITCHES in their place.
p.s. I love this BITCH’S dress in this video, except when she squats down and looks like a human tent.
I will never understand this BITCH at all. She crys and boo hoo’s about the negative publicity she gets, then, when she looks halfway decent and has a chance to clear the air about everything going on in her life she goes and wears these shitty clothes and poses like she wants to be on the cover of Hustler. Like really, what doesn’t scream cheap whore about these pictures? The classy bra, the skanky skirt or the fact that she is posing on a red bed wearing these nasty clothes??? Or maybe its the hat that covers up her rat nest extensions that really seals the deal on this class act.
I guess Paris is short on friends these days, and told the London Sun, in reference to Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh:
“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.â€
But the wonderfully BITCHY Posh said:
“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.â€
What I think she meant by that was that you want catch her acting like a drunken slut flashing her crotch to the papz. Paris has been out of jail for a month-ish time, and already we have new nip slips and panty flashes, so you stupid people who believe its an accident need to wake up and realize she does it on PURPOSE because she is an attention whore!
And Posh was definitely right on one aspect of them being more different, Hilton’s show the Simply Life actually has rating and more than one episode. Not that I am hating on Posh’s show, I actually thought it was pretty funny and I LOVED her sense of humor!!! And with ratings or not, at least it didn’t come with a script, multiple takes and a fake romance like the Simple Life. Plus, who really cares about rating when its made up of 12-14 year old girl sluts in training and old pervs????
See who Posh is going to have to deal with now for saying that about Paris, and the unedited picture above after the jump!!!!!
Since these images are so fucking disgusting that I threw up a little bit, I will put them all after the jump. But basically, Pink was peeing by her car, and its gross. She also has a gross butch hair cut that is really dark, but that is the least of her problems right now. I mean, she is in a bathing suit, that must mean she is by a pool or ocean, and I would for sure pee in there before I got caught peeing on the ground by paparazzi. Class wise she rivals BITCHney Spears right now.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.
Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!
I just don’t think those things are lip sync and dance because the BITCH looked a mess on “So you think you can dance”. The best way to describe what occurred would be very “I Dream of Jeannie” mixed with Milli Vanilli and one of those blow up doll things outside of a used car dealership. And thats me being nice to the BITCH!
The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?
For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???
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