Unfortunately, it wasn’t for charity, it was for her latest loser boyfriend, Benji Madden, who was having a “concert” there. I use that term loosely, because, I refuse to believe that douche is in a band that could actually be getting paid to make money. But anyways, Paris Hilton did manage to hand out pics of herself, and autograph them, which sounds like the Hilton fame monger we know. What even sounds more like the Parisite that we know, is her lack of knowledge of Africa, and its many countries which she displayed when asked about Africa:
I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
Like, I know the dumb bitch is a high school dropout, but when is the last time YOU have heard of anyone talking about the country West Africa??? My guess is going to be never, considering it DOESN”T EXIST!   But since the dumbass likes it so much, maybe her and her douchey boyfriend could go get lost there!
I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.
Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!
Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:
a) da bitch cant act
b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!
On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!
Paris Hilton continued celebrating her birthday this past weekend in Vegas, and what better way is there to celebrate than to draw attention to yourself by dressing up in lingerie, pretending to be a Pussycat Doll and attempting to perform a Dita Von Teese burlesque show. The thing is, her dance skills are weak(like her gene pool) and she looks like a giant, over plucked crane performing a mating dance. I mean really, the bitch is turning 27, and she still throws parties where she has to be on stage performing to be happy? BITCH this aint “Super Sweet Sixteen”!
Also make sure to check in on the HOTTTTT ass action in this pic, and this one too. SUPER HOTTTT!
UPDATE: VIDEO of the horrible event after the jump!
Its no secret that Paris Hilton is the worst pet owner ever, receiving letters from Peta and officially being named worst celebrity dog owner by not one, but TWO dog magazines, but now she has crossed the bad pet keeping line over into felines. According to the Kris Kelly Foundation, Paris dropped the cat off to be neutered, and never returned to pick it up:
TMZ has learned that Miss P adopted the puddy tat — which she named Prada — at the Kris Kelly Foundation last May, about a week before she headed to Lynwood Jail. After Paris was released, we’re told she knew she had to have Prada neutered, but didn’t get around to it until a few weeks ago, on January 30.
But here’s the problem — nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly herself called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn’t heard back as to what to do with Paris’ pussy.
Paris’ people say this is nothing to meow about. The cat was to be dropped off to be neutered and then delivered to one of Paris’ peeps. That apparently hasn’t happened yet. But Kris tells us that it’s “a clear-cut case of abandonment” (no pun intended, we think) and has decided not to return the cat.
But the story gets even better, because, now Paris’ people claim that it was a publicity stunt by angered foundation owner Kris Kelly because Paris was suppose to do charity work with the organization, which, she of course never did.
Paris Hilton abandoning her cat??? NO WAY! Paris Hilton lying about doing charity work???? NO-FUCKING-WAY!
Okay, Sam Lutfi was the original bitch of the day, but I came across someone who was such a sore ass crybaby loser that I have to name the new Bitch of the day!
Instead of breaking these stories about everyones favorite whore bag into multiple stories, I have combined it into one post, as I couldn’t think of any more titles for stories making fun of this cunt. First, let me grace you with video of Paris Hilton singing her non-hit song “Stars are Blind” while she struggles to keep her boobies in her dress(yes, even Paris Hilton’s boobs are big enough to fall out of something).
Any complaints about the quality of the video need to be directed to Paris Hilton, as I feel she is the only thing bringing the quality of the video down.Then, it was her 80’s themed birthday party, where she showed up looking like a misguided 12 year old surfer boy who has gotten into his mothers makeup and pantyhose. But not to be topped off as looking like the biggest idiot at her own birthday, her own publicist, Elliot Mintz, showed up looking like a oompa loompa type of mofo, which begs the question: why the fuck would you leave your house looking like that? And, how tha fuck does something like that even happen? Also, lets LOL at the fact Paris is with Brittny Gastineau, star of one of the worst reality shows of all time.
Last but not least, lets take a moment to recognize Hilton for the lying superficial bitch she really is. When she was released from jail, we all heard her talking about how life changing it was, and how she was soon going to start a women’s program for female convicts leaving jail that was to act as a pseudo half way house and help them get on their feet. Since then however, she has done NADA that she said she would, but she did find the time to launch her new shoe line which she debuted at Macy’s today(pics below), plus new perfumes, a jewelry line and a new clothing line. Glad to see her priorities are in order. And glad to see she really keeps her word. And no, these pictures do not make feet look larger than they appear.
Just like I, and anyone else with a brain, predicted, Paris Hilton’s latest movie was a box office bomb. Fantasy Moguls has the direct breakdown of numbers:
The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That’s only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day period.
LMFAO at this dumb bitch really trying to be a movie star. She needs to stick to what she knows works for her: PORN! Its the fall back career of many actress/models and since she isn’t really either of those, I think its time she gets back on the grind (literally) in the porn business.
Kirsten Dunst checked her self into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah pictured above, the famed center where Lindsay Lohan received treatment, but details are not clear on what her vice of choice is. Also checking into the same facility for unknown reasons is actress Eva Mendes, who checked in earlier this week but has already left for a day due to “personal business”.
And since we are talking about people seeking treatment, I can’t leave out Designing Women’s Delta Burke, who checked into a psychiatric ward this week for “hoarding”.
And last, but not least, my favorite rocker who is not steven tyler and needs a good shower before he looks really hot again, Scott Weiland, has checked into an unknown rehab center seeking treatment after a performance with his band, Velvet Revolver, on Wednesday night. Hopefully he will get off the boatload of drugs he is on, and get back to looking hot.
So I guess its safe to say that Heath Ledger’s death has shaken some of the Hollywooders up, since they are running out of the wood work to check into rehab centers. It just must be so hard being a celebrity, with all the drugs around and the peer pressure….pffft who the fuck are we kidding, these people are the biggest bitches on the planet! They get everything they want and need, and instead of being grateful for the good fortune they have had in their life, they think its hip to be moody and depressed, and would rather spend their time wasting in self pity about how “hard” their life is, and I just think its so PATHETIC.
At least these idiots are getting “help” I guess, but you know the whole thing will be marred by their bullshit antics and need for good press.
Shanna Moakler, like a lot of the sane world, has no love for Paris Hilton, and took to her myspace blog to “heir” out a little dirty laundry:
“A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is”
Current mood: betrayed
Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….
I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I’m from a small town in the smallest state, I’ve started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I’ve been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn’t have my daddy’s name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity’s that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…
I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.
with that said,
never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…
it makes me fucking sick and sad….. thatthe reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui’s , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn’t deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…
The blog keeps going, but you get the idea….blah, blah, blah, Paris Hilton is a dirty whore who slept with her husband, blah, blah, blah. But what she said about the image of young Hollywood as cock crazed bitches is pretty damn accurate, and I must say, if some skanky, parents-are-rich-but-im-useless bitch who thought she was actually famous for something was sleeping with my husband, I wouldn’t be nearly as nice as Shanna is being. I would claw her fucking eyes out and laugh, but thats why they call me THB.
But it is funny that she decides to blog when rumors are hitting the net that her and Travis Barker are done this time, FOR REAL. Guess sitting at home moping, turned into bitching and blogging. Girl needs to realize for real that Travis Barker isn’t looking for a wife, he is looking for groupie bitches to pass around, and I am sorry, once you pop out a few kids and get over thirty, you just don’t fall into the ideal range of what a groupie is. So she needs to just let him go gather all the STD’s he wants from the hollywood hookers, while she sits back and stacks those alimony checks.
The rest of her blog is after the jump if you wish to read it, its not very long, but she does take the time to dis Perez, which is always awesome.
Khia, better known has that girl who sang the really dirty rap song “My Neck, My Back” writes an advice column for Hood Magazine, and I see why….THE BITCH IS HOOD!!!
Here, she answers a question from a young, pregnant reader:
Khia, Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I’m seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.
He kept fucking me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn’t have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do? - - LaShawn
Khia’s response:
AMBER ALERT!
Somebody call the police, there’s a molestor on the loose!!!! Oh my bad, I guess I’m the only one who see’s this is a crime. What’s really hood Lashawn? Sorry to be so blunt but you were fucking a child molestor and be glad he’s gone. I know you may think you’re in love, but this was never love on his end. This was a grown ass man fucking a vulnerable child, now about to be a mother. My advice to you is it’s time to grow up and the first lesson you have to learn is:
Don’t trust no nigga Trust no man but God Love yourself and respect your body Don’t let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding
You let this man fuck you with no protection and get you pregnant. Girl you slipping and its time for you to start preparing for your child. He or she needs you to give them the love that you missed along the way and trust me you won’t find that love in any man, only from God and within yourself. Get prayed up and surround yourself with women of wisdom who can help you along the way. Why are you worried about the man, its time to give all that love and energy to your child and I promise
And who else can agree with the fact that a term like “panty pudding” just doesn’t get enough usage??? It might be the greatest phrase ever coined.
Lindsay Lohan! Because really, how hard is it to replace your plastic bags with more environmentally friendly cloth bags? I know its got to be easier than scoring blow.
I had hopes for this Spearling, who is only 16, even though my hopes consisted of her not getting knocked up and going insane like her sister, but those all got flushed down the drain with the OK! magazine exclusive cover, featuring a puppy eyed picture of Jamie Lynn with the title “I’m Pregnant!”. And her winner boyfriend has already found the time to update his myspace profile with the headline “Me and Jamie are over….. :(”, which pretty much completely contradicts all the rumors that the Spears have been spreading that they have been together for a while and that they were thinking of getting married. But since myspace is not the end all for legit breaking news stories, maybe they are still together and can have a wedding with Jamie Lynn aka Layme Lynn can have a honky tonk teenage wedding!
And whats even funnier, is that not too long ago she sued the National Enquirer for reporting that she was pregnant, and now National Enquirer is mass mailing the nasty email sent to them from the Spears camp talking about how morally upright she is, and its really perhaps one of the funniest mass emailing I have seen in awhile:
“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”
And now time to laugh:
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA…..breath…..AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAat this dumb bitch getting knocked up just like her sister!!!!
p.s. how many of you think she is doing this for attention??? She wants to be in the tabloids just like her Superstah Sistah!
And thankfully she is not in a car and there are no innocent school children on their way home from school for her to mow down while chatting on her cell phone.
Am I right, or am I right bitch nuggets??? I said just a few days ago, that Paris Hilton was so desperate for attention that she would be flashing the papz soon, and low and behold, the bitch strikes with a pantyless pantyhose shot!
And can someone please explain to me why she is wearing this outfit in the first place? It’s damn near December, so why are we still seeing close up shots of this smelly hookers ass? Because I don’t give a fuck who you are, if you walk and your dress accidentally rides up to show your entire ass, maybe you should put something else on. Or if you are a giant like Hilton, shrinking 30 inches.
So everyone was all excited to FINALLY hear what Dr. Jan Adams had to say about being blamed so far for the death of Kanye West’s mother, Donna West. The interview was to take place last night on Larry King, but after coming on the show late, he proclaimed he would not be speaking about it after receiving a letter from Kanye’s lawyers requesting he not do the interview, and he walked off after just three minutes.
Or perhaps he just didn’t want to talk about the other malpractice suits against him, or his multiple DUI’s, his track record of sexual and physical abuse….I don’t even need to go on, I am sure you get the point.
Okay, this bitch has got to be getting close to hitting rock bottom, but I guess her proliferation to living like a homeless rat person prevents that from ever really happening, but this time, as with each time we see her, she has sunken even lower.
She was snapped spending time with a young fan, who I guarantee weighs more than her, which might seem kind of cute and nice, until you remember that she is a cokehead alcoholic. And in a close up picture of her face in which you can still see her little fans hair you can also see her nose looking like a margarita glass thats been over salted.
That last week I was super freaking busy with school and couldn’t find time to post! But you can relax now my bitch nuggets because I am back, and will be catching you up with all the gossip that we missed, plus all the new shit happening right now!
Paris Hilton recently filed a lawsuit against Hallmark for using an image in her likeness on one of their cards, but from their statement, it seems Hallmark really doesn’t care at all:
“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.“
So if for some reason you are having trouble understanding the message they were trying to get across, let me translate it for you: Paris Hilton is an attention whore who loves being praised but can’t handle being teased. Which is all true, they just left out the part about pathetic and cheap!
So Halloween was last night, and as usual, the whore meter was off the charts, and with so many bitches dressing like skanks and midterms going on, I am just going to have to consolidate them all into one!
So here goes, Paris dressed up AGAIN, this time as a soldier type thing, which is funny, because she could take an entire army out by starting a herpes shingles outbreak. Then their is Heidi Klum, who was a kitty, and I think she nailed the appropriate degree of whore for a mother of three. Neil Patrick Harris dressed up as an insane crazy killer clown, and I like the throwback to the days of when Halloween was about scary costumes. Kate Beckinsale might have worn the most pleather I have ever seen in one place, at one time in my life, and the bitch really just looks like a fetish pornstar, and she brought her kid, who I think is a “saloon girl”, seriously. I don’t know WTF Christina Aguilera was, but it was pretty bad. She should have went with the pregnant nun if you ask me. Teri Hatcher made me vomit a little as that queen bitch from Alice in Wonderland. And finally, mega-failure BITCHney looked a complete mess, with way too much see through mesh. It kind of looks like if you filled hot pink zebra fishnets with butter, and then put RED shoes on with it to make sure it clashed extra well.
Today seems to be a busy day with some stories of celebrities doing good, and others (ahem…Paris) just falling flat.
1st Celeb Charity winner: The first celeb on our good sides today is BITCHney, because lord knows her life is all kinds of a mess right now but she is still finding time to plan an auction of her clothes, with proceeds going to a yet unannounced childrens organization. A close friend of hers told Us Weekly:
“It’s something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.â€
2nd Celeb Charity winner:: The second winner of the day is Beyonce, who is on tour right now performing in Ethiopia, because she found time in her busy trip to visit local schools in the area.
And now, on to our Celeb Charity Losers Loser Paris Hilton!!!!
Everyone in the world heard the stories about her planning a trip to Rwanda, and then her idea to make it into a TV show, but know it seems all that talk was for nothing, as the organization Paris was going to travel with is “restructuring”. Because you know, its impossible for her to organize a charity trip on her own, or even with another organization. And this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t TALK about the charity stuff you want to do, your BITCH ass should just do it! But I am sure no one is surprised at all about Paris choosing to still act like a dumb whore versus positively changing the lives of others. Chickenface will ALWAYS be loser in my book though, and no amount of charity and do gooding can change that for the simple fact you cant make a ho into a to a bitch that acts right.
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